Roulette I fart in your general direction method

Simple.

1st step: Watch Monty Python.

2nd step: If deciding you're bored with baccarat for an hour and want a spinney wheel (I love baccarat but a sucker for a spinney wheel now and then) then bet via the law of dimishing probabilities.

3rd step: What are the laws of diminishing probabilities and how do I conduct Money Management? I will explain in a couple of posts.

4th Step: If you win constantly enough units in one b and casino (this method does not work online in my experience), understand you will meet the "house spinner". This person, should be looked at as a blessing and the "I fart in your general direction" method comes into play...I will discuss this in detail in a few posts.

5th step, the casino phone call (never an email btw funnily enough): "Good afternoon Mr ...,"
" Call me Rich, that's fine..
Well Rich (can't be arsed with apostrophes lol) Congratulations on your amazing win last tonight, you know we think very highly of you here at (...insert dogshit uk casino chain here...). We would absolutely love you to come back but unfortunately you will be unable to play (insert dogshit table games here)..however, we wish you continued success in your endeavours.

In other words.... YOU farted in OUR general direction. WE only like losers. WE tried to shaft you when you took too many units, and you waited until "THAT time "we farted in your general direction" but used a 5 level 7 step progression x 3 to smack us instead. Thank God for our continuous max table limits (low as hell BTW). WE would love you to come back, but evidence shows us that our maths is flawed due to chaos theory and randomness, not to mention the law of diminishing probabilities . We can't wait to impliment our 3 zero tables lol.

Do I have a Holy Grail? Lol, no.
Do I win constantly? Funnily enough, er no.
Am I writing a book? Er, no, although the "I fart in your general direction" is free for redistribution.
Am I going to talk shit and give away nothing for the 10 years, then invite people to join my private "discussion group?" to find out more? Er, no, plenty of other dicks doing that around these parts.

Is it the Brett Morton 22 variation for single zero tables? Nah, that's 50/50 and this is simpler than that to place bets quickly on a busy table

It's late, will follow up tomorrow.

 

Let`s start the concert faring together to the tune of Baestow principle of diminishing probabilities of

patterns of Even Chances .

 

We have a winner!

Chuck in a Brett Morton 22 variation for single zero tables (8 x splits and one single) total 9u or if double zero (becoming common here) then it's 3 double streets x 5u an and 1x quad x 3u for 15u.

Wait miss 5 times. 20% increase BR if aggressive, 10% if moderate, 5-7%% conservative (recommended).
3 x bankrolls. 25% loss x 1 bankroll, session finished.

Of wanting to push agressively after 7 loses in a row, go 7 x1 unit and drop 5 levels. At bottom level split into smaller ladders. Win 4/7of any ladder climb a level.
If up 20% BR, 10-15% in pocket, then if wishing to play longer (above game takes 15-30 mins but can be grind if caught) use 10% profit and bet once after 5 misses on any evens.

Bugger, should have posted fake play results for 10 years and invited people who want to know more to join my ultra private hush hush chat room or written a book? Never mind lol.

kudos Nathan, well spotted, you still playing roulette these days or just baccarat now?

 

Ha, funny pic, made me chuckle

 

Onto evens, I look at 5 misses red/black odd/even high/low, but also dealer signature on sections. The I fart in your general direction dealer can hit within 2-3 spaces of individual or numbers if good, or on the number if the rare exception excellent spinner.
There is no discussion regarding this, it's a fact. Tipping a dealer, not directly but on your own position for them may or may not help. Sometimes a signature can be picked up on particular dealers. If I detect a signature (yes, even on the new random motor speed wheels) I bet on sections of the wheel, typically 9 numbers after the ball is released. However, if the dealer is farting in your general direction, I bet where my last bet was then move at last section to the section opposite last section etc. I keep changing sections based on dealer spin. When dealer is purposefully or even subconsciously targeting areas, use it to your advantage (obviously).

Is this just random and positive on the bell curve? Probably (see what I did there?). Is it a good way of betting? Why not? Money management, being able to sustain a multiple losing streak and farting in the casino's general direction is what works for me, for now.