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Discussion in 'Unintelligible' started by Punkcity, Feb 21, 2023.

  1. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Lol space cadets, nothing nothing sensible
     
  2. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    How’s the camel toe , today’s topic is how does a rootoe scrub up?

    For mine I’m going camel over roo.
    Nice.
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    camel play b,b,p bet banker next.
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    this is kangaroo toe, you don’t play coconut style when you see this aka ,b,b,b,b,…p?
    No no no no p is no no no. Cocco nut.
    You play bank.
    You’re welcome.
     
  5. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Oh no
    Double shaft, drip drip.
    What you gonna play ?

    Drip drip, double shaft,drip !!!
    What you gonna play

    You can go coconut on one but not the other, you can have a quick lick of the lizards ballsac , flat bet , no cwazzzie negativity progression, one stab in the hole, win ? Press the bet with 1/2 a unit bet coconut style press on win streak. Peel your banana profits off after 5 straight wins in a row , really? Yes yes coconut free styling let a 4 unit bet double up on 6th bet , winner chicken dinner double up again.
    Coconut free styling only exception for drip drip double shaft drip etc.

    You are welcome.
     
  6. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    This is licky licky.
    We always want licky licky.
    Licky licky is good. Damm yeah hars…

    But

    You say “what gives me licky licky?”
    You say “ I’m so confused, I try try coconut drop the microwave freestyling rootoe sometimes I get licky licky but no guarantee”
    You say “ I’m so confused I try try soxfan NONO coconut free styling drops the MICROFONE cameltoe ONLY flat bet but the comisar banker eats my cheese and licky licky seems soooooooooo farrrrrrrrrrr awaaaaaay that I have to feel compelled to negy progressive my cheese on crackers “

    You say “I want Licky Licky”
    I say “I hear you bro bro, sis sis, non gender gender, no specific honorific have tities don’t have titles, would like to have titles, used to have tities now no title titles, I hear you”

    For what it’s worth I don’t necessarily care. Lol.

    Here is the licky licky answer

    Everyone gets hung up on the ping pong, terrible 2s, or will the streak end after x amount of results. Etc etc , The tunnel vision view of the most recent result cameltoe or rootoe (tie tie ignored) detracts from the underlying structure . My premise is the shoe is basically licky licky at all times , interrupted on occasions by the odd wedgie…

    Is it possible to be 100% sure of the next bet outcome?

    No , it is not.
    Funnily enough a bank bet or a player ( either or) bet on the very next hand can on occasion still continue the licky licky but you lose your bet ….. But the licky licky on paper has still continued to winner winner chicken dinner bury your face deep into that space. It is the one and ONLY TRUE time that it’s an EXACT 50/50 bet. Not the perceived 49:51 % we actually know about.

    So , how to circumvent the paradox of either a player bet or a bank bet continues the licky licky? Or how to circumvent the paradoxical reality that a bank bet or a player bet can also lose the bet but still get a much deserved licky licky streak?

    Hint
    there is no correct answer !!

    You can feely feely your way through once you establish the true nature of the licky licky the shoe is displaying. Sometimes a run of 20 plus licky licky hands in a row is punctuated by a single wedgie then it reverts back to another run of licky licky hands for 10 plus results. Then the next wedgie can flip the licky licky to the exact opposite and you get another run of licky licky darkside Luke. But that is also winner winner chicken dinner licky licky the plate clean.yummy yummy. You will of course lose on the guaranteed paradox bet if you choose choose wrong wrong truely 50/50 bet. On a run of licky licky example 20 straight wins you will get 4 x 50/50 loss loss (approximately) bets, you can chews chews to not bet that glaring obvious 50/50 , potentially save a bet, or still bet to be effective if you are pressing on the win strategy allowing you to chip chip down on the paradox bet.
    Remember licky licky is goooooooood.
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    nice .
     
  7. Punkcity

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    oh licky you so fine you blow my mind
    hey licky
    Hey licky
     

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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Very catchy tune
    You are welcome
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Here is a liiiiiiicccccckkky liiiiiiiiiiiccccccccvkkky
    Shooooe, it’s stadium real dealer play.

    I unfortunately didn’t take a screenshot but have reproduced it on an app from my day recording book of actual play. There are two screenshots from the app as the gameplay didn’t fit on the full screen of the baccarat app.

    Most of you will be familiar with that un named app as I get sanctioned by the non humorous admin guy for unpaid advertising/ site promotion if I mention its name here. I also add a disclaimer that it’s not an advertisement but is in context of the thread.

    Apparently if you mention the roulette sim site during a thread discussion you don’t get sanctioned .
    I’m inclined to think that because this is the “no today’s post” listing and it’s in the stagnant pool of the backwaterinterverse of unintelligible forum it will most likely get a pass.

    Yes you see me baby.
    I will post the screenshot in next post.
    Just in case this post gets “not censored”but “moved”
    Licky licky people licky lucky.
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Licky licky with cameltoe, rootoe and wedgie , some paradoxical bets 2 screenshots
    Enjoy
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Oops
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    end of shoe , not sure what happened then, my bad in photos submission.
    Licky licky
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    I hear you boy boy, I hear you girl girl, you want licky licky , how is that example licky licky? You play coconuts, you play cameltoe, you play roorootoe on this example you don’t see licky licky , what is the play? You don’t need reachround, you don’t need coconut cup the sack, you only want drouble drip drip you don’t want shaft shaft shaft. I hear you boy boy , I hear you girl girl , I play that shoe for you I show licky lick licky. You don’t believe, you believe
    Me no care care. It’s licky licky next post a codex of terminology, then walk through, this shoe from quote.
    Then after that I will do a walk through using licky licky free style from one shoe only from either
    Soxfan
    Jacoblaze
    Or
    Jimski
    First to submit 1 shoe only.
    Nice.
     
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    Somehow I found your message in the unintelligeble area....
     
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    That shoe +5 copycatsox bet banker only
     

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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Where else would it be but here or off topic as I get “moved” often.
    Lol.
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Licky licky codex
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    licky licky, hey licky , hey licky
    walk through next post.
     
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    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Licky licky take you by the hand licky
    Game green 231, live dealer stadium, 25 seconds decision time to place bets etc. this game took an hour as the monkeys they use to deal here was a complete retardant, worse than usual and usually they are very bad.
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    I finished at last loss(23) as it was getting to end of shoe, I had a sizeable profit (20 units) etc. Had I been still on a licky streak I would have kept going regardless of shoe ending soon etc.
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    Had I continue I would have lost 5 and won 6 , would have played at a reduced unit value but this was already 50 odd minutes so I just relaxed and watched while I played the coffee table roulette method before I took a break. Even though I stopped playing I sometimes just take the remainder of the shoe results just to see how out of shape or not that shoe ends up.
    Licky licky people licky licky.
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    Hmmm licky no reachround, plenty coconuto, lots of cameltoetoe, some slick roorootoe, licky licky has everything double drip drip , cup the shaft shaft licky licky you so fine you blow my mind hey licky, hey licky
     

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