Lounge WTF, Richie, Keyser laughing my arse off here. Thanks

Lol you two are on fire of late , some of the funniest shit I’ve read in ages, makes my shit dull in comparison.
Thanks, just too much fun. Cheers

 

lol Glad you're laughing your arse off, the Scammer is giving so much comedy material that it would be a travesty not to respond. Just when I think Scent is about to throw in the towel...no, it comes out with yet more comedy. It is indeed the gift that just keeps on giving!
All the best @Punkcity

 

So fucking funny lol.
I would also suggest
“Cuntetitor”
description of a cunt that thinks it’s competing with everyone else in a fictional competition that no one gives a flying fuck about.

Or even
“Cuntalinguist”
Just a cunt droning on and on about some fictional whorey gale that most people have used already in the past, AND will be REDISCOVERED again and promoted as a whorey gale by yet another cuntalinguist for degenerates to use in the future .
Lol.

 

fuckin lol.
You owe me another keyboard, but it's OK, I've listened to CuntSprinkle's advice about MONEY MANAGEMENT and DISCIPLINE, and don't you forget it HIT and RUN! so here's what I'm going to do.
I only use Single Zero. I'm going to bet on the PATTERN OF SATURN'S ANUS. I will only bet after saving two months wages and bet it on a single hit on RED, but only on the 14th day of the Third MONTH. JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE HOW GOOD I AM. I HAVE BANKROLLS AND SCREENSHOTS AND EVERYTHING.
I'll go to the Casino with you, you throw down your bet and then I'll throw a keyboard on number 1. Hopefully it hits and I'll get 35 Keyboards back PMSL.
all the best @Punkcity , give 'em hell.

 

(35 because one is already fucked with sprayed coffee from chocking on laughter lol.)

 

Cuntstapated
The Cunt jammed full of shit that keeps jamming threads with evermore whorey gale shit.
Cunstspirosist
A delusional cunt that thinks it’s shit is a revolutionary whorey gale and firmly believes everyone is in awe of his cuntpetitorness in an imaginary competition.

Cuntortionist
A cuntalinguist that morphs it’s shit whorey gale by introducing innocuously an EXTRA 2 fail safe whorey gales that I would assume you only get to know their workings by subscribing to his webverse.
Cuntpulsive
A cunt that feels the need to constant post a whorey gale that isn’t, a cunt that constantly posts extra whorey gales ( one would assume a whorey gale is exactly that and how can you have more than one whorey gale? Surely the other 2 are impostors ) to lure more imbeciles in .
Cuntradiction
A cunt that constantly cuntradicts oneself from post to post , thread by thread .
Cuntmmunity
A cunt that has sock puppet’s replies to validate his cuntstarpation posts therefore making it appear that there is a huge following of legitimate members, a cuntmmunity.
Lol

 

ha ha, brilliant lol. It seems CuntSprinkles 1 is quite CUNTSISTENT:

CUNTSISTENT:
[ kuhn-sis-tuhnt ]
adjective

1. A bullshitting cunt constantly adhering to the same principles, course, form, etc.: a Cuntsistent bullshitting scammer.
   
   
2. Example: Failure to understand many in this forum play for a living, Cuntinually spouting his Cuntradiction whorey gale dog shit on a stick system that never lost 5 units, and getting upset when presented with reality by using his Cuntmmunity of Sock Puppets to bolster his Cuntsistent bullshit.

lol

 

Cuntlown and cuntified
A clown that is just more cunt than clown, sure outward appearances suggests clown , the hair, the clothes, the shoes but it’s the demonstrable attitude and posted actions that dictates the true nature of this particular hybrid . it’s become Cuntified
Clowncunt and cuntifictation
A clown that hasn’t fully morphed into a total cunt , it’s usually a matter of time until the later usurps the former as once the cunt virus has established a presence in the clown host the cuntifictation becomes a forgone conclusion.
Cuntvid 19
Similar to Covid 19 often achieving the same result of bankroll death, deliberated illnesses, brain haze, self imposed isolation and ongoing mental and physical issues. Simple precautions would reduce the risk of infection from both of these maladies one being don’t believe what the cuntalingust is cuntaminating the forums with. Etc.

 

So CuntSprinkels is not a CUNTPLETE cunt yet?
The screen shots of his "winning" balance almost persuaded me he was the GOAT..."G"od help me, "O"h these "A"nal warts are my "T"rial in life trying to target the degens, please send $50 for the secret sauce...

Cuntplete asshole.

Lol

P's love the Cuntvid 19

 

Cuntcholate
Crapbury glass and a half of crap in every post.
Cuntarac
Damage to the eyes caused by reading cuntalinguish posts.

 

Glass and a half lol.

 

If it tanks; you can call him (GLOAT) Greatest loser of all time.
Like the other gloat, the DSSA

 

Cuntabration
To engage in a party after you have fleeced a small fee from degens buying a worthless whorey gale. The cuntabration song is on permanent loop.

 

lol
He's having a cuntabration after I entered him as a cuntender for the cuntagious leprosy ring worm $50 dog shit on a stick system of the year award. The cuntributions of his whorey gale incuntinence cuntversation resulted in cuntverting his first sucker from a different cuntinent, as such he has been forwarded as cuntestant of the year.

I think he has a good chance of being the cuntplete and all out winner, no cuntest. I just need to find a cuntainer to deliver him his prize in...

 

Lofffffl
Rlmaoooooooooooo
Priceless.

 

Cuntfused:
[ kuhn-fyoozd ]

Adjective
A cunt not thinking coherently or rationally; bewildered; perplexed:
Ex: CuntSprinkler gifted the forum a $50 dog shit on a stick system, but is cuntfused as to why members pulled it apart and mock it with real life data and testing. When other members show their negative test results, his response is to respond cuntfusedly by explaining his unique edge using cave paintings and dribbling incoherent diarrhoea in Braille due to his cuntaracs.
See also: Cuntender for top prize in dog shit on a stick system of the year award, Crapbury glass and a half, Sentinel 1, John legend, Fender 100, Fender 1000, Sentinel 3, Joe Furgeson, ((Scat Breaker)), ((The Shit Zone)), ((Scat 7)).

 

Cuntcusion
To be cuntcused due to blow to the cuntalobe and act in an erratic cuntfused manner, cuntcocking deranged posts.

 

Cuntmera:
A portable device used by a cuntfused person containing a photosensitive surface that records images through a lens. The Cuntmera is a particularly useful device to show how good a forum cuntributor is by taking photos of their laptop screen balanced on their knees whilst sitting in a damp bedsit above an Indian Food takeaway.

 

Flol
LMAO!

 

Cunt-a-Doodle-Do
A cuntestant in the $50 dog shit on a stick system cunteptition who went back to their old day job as a cock handler due to cuntcussion.