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Baccarat Per Punkcity's request..

Discussion in 'Baccarat Forum' started by Baccaritic, May 23, 2021.

  1. Baccaritic

    Baccaritic Member

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    Nobody jerked your chain Punk,

    Triggered like a snowflake, I'da lost that wager.

    Clearly there is a connection between the emotional state of a man and the tip of his member. Cause you have had his buried inside you since you got here. Somehow you must of sensed his distress since you are attached at the lip, and here you are! To the rescue of your legitimacy!

    You attach yourself to Gizmotron and promote his cryptic RR none sense in an attempt display yourself as an equal. (Mis)recognizing Gizmotron as a respected valued member of the Baccarat community. ( did you miss Gizmotrons recent posting threatening physical bodily harm to another member? , this is the guy you want to align yourself with?)Then you proceed to proclaim yourself the guru of flat betting. Laying claims to knowing it all, having read it all, done it all, bet it all, seen it all. You are trying to make yourself the end all be all of Baccarat.

    Like Gizmotron, you are a legend in your own mind. You didn't do your homework. You never have. If you did, then you would have never played a Grand Marty at a table with a Push or Half Pay Banker option. Remind me again how many tens of thousands of dollars you had riding on that big 9 step marty that won on a Banker PUSH. Take me through it step by step, how that was the first time you realized you couldn't run a marty on a table with a push or half pay option. Wish I had a picture of your mug at that instant. Pulitzer.

    I would also like to explore this marvelous intellectual process that had you betting Bank on the 13th hand of every shoe. Appreciate it if you could explain to me why you continously bet huge amounts of money and lost tens of thousands of dollars unnecessarily playing the very next system you found/concocted that didn't work. What advantage was there to refusing to run it out at the nickel level before you dumped a fortune, again. Again.

    Upon a moments reflection I'm convinced you didn't concoct anything. Clearly with that last elementary attempt to ridicule and belittle me over the color of the sun on my avatar...

    ""Is that avatar supposed to represent looking at the sun through Uranus, oh such a pretty blue. It’s almost a blue bile colour. You know green would work also. Green bile spewed on a white wall looks excellent."

    ...is indicative of a lack of imagination. So it was the next system you read or heard about, certainly nothing you thought out yourself. If there was any prethinking going on, you would have never played a grand marty on a push table.

    I have to say, my second favorite thing about out is how you say you don't bet B or P. Great disdain for those of us that do. No. YOU play from the DERIVED roads. I had to go double check the definition of derived. I'd tell you to, but you won't, homework and all. The forces that generate B and P patterns are the same exact forces that generated your derived road patterns. How can you not see the associated patterns of B and P that represent your 56% hit rate on the derived roads?

    The patterns are the same, remove all the unique indicators and just use Blue and Red. Mix up a couple hundred samples of each and then separate them. You will not be able to tell which ones were the BP and which were any of the derived roads.

    Define the mechanism that allows you to select the correct decision more than half the time where the rest of us only hope to guess more than half the time, or at best be considered nothing but a guesser yourself.

    Lightning does strike twice, people do win the lottery a 300 million to 1 odds shot. Not sure how that translates into a gambler. I know people that still keep winning the scratch off and pick three and only play on special occasions, win the door prize at every party. And then there are those at the other end of the spectrum. Maybe it was all of those grand martys rolling over more losses than wins, and here at the back half of your life probability is evening out with more wins than losses.

    Define the mechanism, or you don't know. Define the mechanism, or you are just forcing people to 'believe'. Which we aren't going to do, it makes you the phallus that gets all butt hurt when someone pushes back against unusbstantiated claims of incredible proportions. Did you really expect anyting but skepticism?

    As for the following quote...
    "Not sure of the out of the far side attacks on someone that’s posting a collaborative thread or why. Unless you are just a moron, oh no offence intended just banter between randoms on the interverse. Go create a thread of personal attacks on someone, then get naked in front of your screen, hitch the belt around your neck , hook the belt into the top of the door and wait for some replys. Oh stay hard tiger growl, I’m sure the mikey Hutchens hitch will give you endless pleasure to boot,
    Sure takes all sorts eh?
    A nice big skippy cheers for you. Lol
    "
    ...Bugger off mate with your twisted sexual preferences and adolescent insults. At first glance I thought you were telling me to kill myself, and I thought " No, that doesn't seem right, I better read that again, he composes his shit like a fucking idiot making his own slang up as he goes along." Took me a second reading to realize you were projecting. Just like Gizmotron, you'd be a good sock puppet. Though it's probably not his hand you fantasize about having inside you.

    No offense of course. Just some friendly banter between some randoms on the interverse for the amusement of all. Maybe I'll split this 1500 bucks with you.
    Cheers,
    Baccaritic
     
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  2. judge

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    You fuck
    When you fuck with Baccaritic your going to get a lengthy ass chewing. But then again you deserved it.
     
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  3. Myrtlejones

    Myrtlejones Active Member

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    baccaritic if you do not mind me asking what is your education, just reading your posts you sound like high end university, just wondering hard to get a hold on posters at times, myself not very good at explaining but man your fooken good
     
  4. Jae

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    I’d say he’s just a Midwestern fella that has a good amount of common sense and natural wit. A lot of observational traits can’t be learned, so he could be a high school drop out or have a masters in literature and the educational side of it wouldn’t make much of a difference. IMO.
     
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  5. Myrtlejones

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    Yes well said you can hold your own also never had a nac for talking or explaining smart but know my patterns and numbers
     
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  6. Jae

    Jae Well-Known Member

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    You’re a smart dude, Baccaritic is a smart dude. My girlfriend is an attorney, total book work with a large lexicon of fancy words and verbiage. Almost everyday she uses a word that I’ve never heard before. I’ll sometimes Google it to see if I caught her using it out of context, she never does. She’s very intelligent but lacks in street smarts. I mentioned to her once that highly intelligent people don’t always have to use obscure words in the way that she does, because they want the person they are talking with to feel comfortable and actually understand what they are conveying.

    She understood, but her street smarts weren’t adequate enough to realize that I was just using my own defense mechanism because I’m tired of looking up the definitions of shit.
     
  7. Myrtlejones

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    LOL that is way to funny, i guess we all learn to survive in different ways, to me words matter the way we act in public matters the way we gamble matters, in social media we have to put a personality to the statements we make for the simple fact there is no reading of body language,
     

  8. Jae

    Jae Well-Known Member

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    I hesitate to articulate in fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
     
  9. judge

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    I had to look up rectitude.
     
  10. Myrtlejones

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    First time hearing this word (RECTITUDE)
     
  11. gizmotron

    gizmotron Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    "rectitude" is a useful legalese like term used in concepts that are formed around Christianize styled communications.
     
  12. Jae

    Jae Well-Known Member

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    I find that to be a phatic statement. Rectitude is morally correct thinking or behavior, something a recalcitrant person may not understand.
     
  13. gizmotron

    gizmotron Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    Much better phatic than emphatic, for sure.

    I was once chastised as being a realist, as an emphasis, that it was meant to be a disparaging pejorative by a teacher.
     
  14. Jae

    Jae Well-Known Member

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    The irony is that you might be interested he most emphatic member on the board.
     

  15. gizmotron

    gizmotron Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    This is fun.
     
  16. Myrtlejones

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    Can you 2 go back to speaking english
     
  17. Jae

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    My good man, it is not our intention to leave you linguistically prostrated.


    With kindest regards,

    -Jae Maximillian Forrest Mayweather III
     
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  18. Myrtlejones

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    Can you please give me vasoline for my prosatate
     
  19. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Troll tag team one accounts head , Skipptophia.
    Lol
    Button boy yes you are. Too too too easy little princess.
    Amazing how another self professed expert is so far from the mark in evaluating me. You must be mates with Nate .

    Good post , good thread like a permanent headstone to show your bitterness, your vindictive nature and lack of judgment.
    Lol.
    Big skippy cheers to you tigar
    Lol
    lol
    Yes you lost.
    Good thread. Nothing like starting a whole thread to bully someone, troll someone. Yes what a man , what a shining example of a human. Lol.
    You pathetic fistopath.
    Just banter lol lol. Cheers
     
  20. Myrtlejones

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    lets get ready to rumble, wow here we go again BACCARAT at its best wonder why someone does not want to post good things, why bother that is why
     

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