Baccarat Time is Infinite

Why does time go by so fast when you are playing, and time go by so slow when you are on the floor but not playing?

 

It's true is that! Played a few shoes at my local yesterday and before I knew it, 4 hours had passed. Full table mostly full of Asian players all having a grand time of it due to a few strong Banker shoes.

 

Since there is so much time, let us revisit the day when Soxfan completed his first baccarat play, and a commemorative clock was issued in celebration.

 

Baccarat, every game, and the financial markets are solved. Into Owning Muh Mahowny aka Hollywood x true story for 10 whole smackers (minutes). Just submit an application to a central bank and Muahahaha - Muahahaha - Muahahaha! Thanks Sony!

 

I could write up a detailed roasting of muh Mahowny, but I don't have the time. Generally, a terrible film across the board so I will have to look up the true life details. Might as well make a movie about a dog walking down the street with an open backpack of money spilling out the back. That would be interesting because in the end the dog would likely still have some money in the backpack and buy a skateboard or one wheel and demonstrate more skill. Hard to believe any bank in the 1880s would be so blind.

 

Most cats that post about the baccarat put in zero work, but want to test 1 trillion baccarat shoes hey hey! Maybe a bot will do it!

Even over at the world famous reduht, there are a core group of less than 10 players that consistently post and a lot of it is in - out - bye type updates. Great stuff.

 

Han over at the reduhdoor's limited hangout just launched an invasion of Hong Kong and possibly Taiwan over people driving a hand of baccarat the way they want to. After all baccarat is part of the NFL (No Fun League) - Sheesh.

 

Since time is infinite and the math bros. have provided the secret to the baccarat you gotta just go for the +1 baby hey! hey! So, you sits down at the table and have your 1 unit stop loss. If you go +1 you hop in the DeLo and go to the next casino.

1 banana peel gets you next door.
2 banana peels takes you down the block.
3 banana peels will put the nearby city tables in range.

^ All of this resets the gambling clocks and the long run is ruined in the space time continuum where you can continue to rake in the +1s like a boss.

 

How many times have we told you baccarat takes no skill, everything is a super double secret, and the screens are only there to trick you?

 

These places are such a great way to apply time, but since time is infinite, just grab some banana peels, hop in the DeLo, reset the risk meter and in the in long run clock by traveling to the next shoe, and discuss some recipes.

 

Whose time is infinite?

 

Everyone's, but practicing on 10 whole baccarat shoes is a bridge too far hey hey!

 

Yeah yeah everyone lives forever lol

 

007 does.

 

The true life story of Soxfan when he is not playing.

 

666% of netizens do not understand this concept. They like being told what to do. They believe popular ideas.

You don't have to become De Beers, you just have to be faster than a few netizens when being chased by a bear. What say you?

 

Now that meme is hilarious

 

Brought my jalopy tub to the race so prolly not hitting the tables also says nobody parked here:

 

SEARCH: Monaco Yachts F1 race.

After we better check it with satellite bro to tell 'em how it went.