Lounge Dumb and Dumber at Vegascasinotalk

vegascasinotalk.com is a forum now owned by Dan Druff, aka well known poker pro Todd Witelles. Todd is also well known for exploiting CET Total Rewards for several years. There is a section of the forum called Total Rewards and MLife. There is pretty good information in that section for those wanting to know how to get to and work Seven Stars.

The dumb I'm referring to is Rob Singer, total class clown, and the dumber is Alan Mendelson, the former owner of the site. Both these two kook voodoo gamblers post up in the Las Vegas section of the forum as if they know what they are doing. Two total imbeciles.

Today, Rob the Slob Dinger, er, Singer posted up a diatribe about me and how no one follows me in my strategic gambling ways. He loves to trash me about putting up some of my plays in the yahoo group, vpFREE. According to Slob, er, Rob, nobody pays attention to me on that site. Well, I've got news for the idiot. In the past ten years I've taught more advantage play strategy online about video poker, video line games and video keno that any other person on the planet. Yesterday I put up a screenshot and passed another play on to the masses.

And here is how no one is paying attention to me, as Rob the Slob describes it. This is the screenshot I put up yesterday. At the top of the screen you can see that the screenshot has had 225 views since yesterday. Give it a few weeks and the number will be well above 1000.

http://www.imgur.com/RrkxLR2

 

I ask this as I ask anyone who claims consistent wins in any gambling endeavor.

Why does it matter what other people think. Why not just gamble what you do and live the good life emptying out casinos and sitting on a beach in aruba. Who cares what I think

Look at Billy Walters, who wins a ton at sports gambling, owns jets, golf courses, multiple homes. He is successful, and doesnt go on gambling board to try to convince people that he is doing well. He doesnt try to sell "systems". He doesnt care if anyone else thinks he is using a well oiled "system".

So these people coming on crying that their dice tossing "system" works. or their VP system works......whats the point. Just go and enjoy your life and live large.

Because once you have a "system" that works..... and you make X amount of money betting Y.......then it stands to reason that if bet 100x, you will make 100Y.

Billy walters used to be a small time bettor before he started to make 6 figure bets. He let his bankroll snowball. Anyone with a real winning system can allow their bankroll to snowball...quietly without drawing attention to themselves. Without shouting from the rooftops for other people to do the same, and possible get the casinos involved to block further winnings by making "adjustments"

People winning with real systems would be the first to keep quiet and not draw attention to themselves.

This includes posting on websites.

 

Larry, why don't you try being a real motherfucker in life? All you do is suck tit kid. You don't know nothing about the real gambling men except you don't have the balls to be one of them. You are a lightweight motherfucker, Larry. Thats what the world is gonna remember you for.

 

Larry, I've just been invited back to join vegascosinotalk.com. But my question about it is why would I want to argue with a bunch of cotton patch niggers. Do you know what a cotton patch nigger is, Larry? Look in the mirror, asshole.

 

Larry, its great that you suck black dick. I'm happy for you, kid. I hope many happy returns of you sucking the black dick that you love sucking so much.

 

Well, that was quick.

id

 

Rob Singer spouting off about people getting banned out of internet gambling forums is totally the pot calling the kettle bllack. Singer holds the record for getting banned out of the most internet gambling forums. He's been banned out of everyone he has ever joined, even vegascasinotalk. But his asshole buddy, Mendelsen, let him back on. Mendelsen likes Singer's dick up his ass.

 

Larry, I get crtiticized all the time by other machine pros for divulging to much information. But I'm not part of the "now that I know everybody shut up about it" crowd. They can kiss my butt. I'm not getting any younger. I'll be 63 years old this month. I intend to leave a legacy.

As for the screenshot on the slot game Red Hot Jackpots. A few years back the game could be found all over the United States. In the screenshot is the penny version of the game. You can see the four different progressive meters. The key meter is the small meter, the one at $5.41. It resets at $5 and runs at 5%.

http://www.imgur.com/RrkxLR2

The main symbol in this game is the Red Hot Jackpot symbol. Making a max bet of 100 coins and catching three Red Hot Jackpot symbols sends you into free game mode. You get payed for all line pays, plus you get 1 point for every Red Hot Jackpot symbol you catch in the screen. If you collect 8 points you get the money in the small meter. If, during the free games, you catch three Red Hot Jackpot symbols in one spin, you get another 8 free games and a shot at the next meter up, etc.

The strategy to this game is to key off the ploppies. Bet the minimum and goof off until the ploppies drive the meter up to $9. If there are 3 ploppies on the bank betting max coins it will only take a collective 80 spins by them to drive the meter up to $9. Playing when the meter is at $9 or higher pays the cost of getting to free game mode.

The best situation you can run into is the other 3 players are all short coining, say betting 50 coins. They are running the meters up but don't qualify for them. If the others are all short coining and you catch the 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols you have to hit the start button to activate the free games. You can sit there and let them run the meter up some more before you take you shot in the free games.

This game also comes in nickel denom. The small meter starts at $25 and you wait it gets to $45. This is a youtube video of the game. It starts when the lady catches 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols. They turned the camera off at 2:27 then turned it back on when she caught the 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols again.

 

Singer likes to blow his horn about being the main columnist for Gaming Today for 8 years. What Singer didn't know was the owner of the rag was using him to create controversy. Controversy sells newspapers. All the columnnists for Gaming Today were imbeciles. Like Keno Lil. I have some progressive video keno plays but I also know that in Nevada the video keno's are all sucker plays. And their football handicappers were useless. You get advice like this "the chargers will get revenge Sunday" or "the 49'er's will roll." In other words, totally useless drivel. Then there was Singer, spouting off his nonsensical martingale system for playing video poker.

There WAS some very useful information in Gaming Today. It was the gaming industry news. I walked into the Vegas Club one morning and picked up a copy of Gaming Today. I caught this little headline "Detroit Motor City Installing Lucky Coin Bonus System." I immediately booked a flight for Detroit. I had made a bunch of money at the Mandalay Bay opening off the Lucky Coin Bonus system. I knew how to exploit it. So I went to Detroit and made a bunch of money. Thats the only use I had for Gaming Today. Just their business news.

 

A few months back the great Rob Singer announced to the members of vegascasinotalk that Frank Kneeland was dead. Well, Frank just filed a complaint with the Nevada Gaming Control Board over $4500 in gift cards from the Hard Rock Hotel. That's pretty good move for a deadman.

 

mc just scolded me on the wov thread in this section for refering to him as a racist for his comments on wov before he was banned.

I am glad he clarified above.

I feel bad that i jumped to that conclusion

 

Ah, that demon, John Barleycorn.

Bumpersticker: "Instant asshole: just add alcohol."

 

He would have been a great addition to patricks softball team playing during the riots.

 

Its okey, Larry. Alot of other people jumped to the wrong conclusion too. It was easy enough to do since I wasn't allowed to explain the remark on WoV. I'm not racist. I have plenty of friends who just happen to be black.

 

someone tell me he's kidding

 

Hey MC....how about telling ALL your friends who "happen to be black" to read a few select posts above.

and then invite them to your home to tell you what they think

 

Mr. Crimm seems a man of two minds: the sober, and the drunk.

Jekyl and Hyde.

I believe that the sober Mr. Crimm is not a racitst.

But that drunken fellow: well, that's another matter entirely.

 

What makes you believe that.
Alcohol is a depressant As a depressant, it depresses the part of the brain that exerts reserve and control. In effect it depresses the availability of the "edit button" in your mind.
So if you see someone with an ugly baby, ..if you are drunk you are more likely to tell the mom that her baby is ugly. If you think Jews are ruining the world, then when you are drunk you will tell that to a police officer just like Mel Gibson, and if your have low opinions of Blacks, and certain words are in your vocabulary....well those words come out when you are drunk. When you are sober, the 'edit button" in your brain allows you to say some of your best friends are black, and you are not a racist. When you are drunk your unedited unreserved thoughts come out before you can control them. The alcohol depresses that "control".

Alcohol doesnt unfairly make one look like a racist. Alcohol actually tears down the the defense walls and exposes you as a racist.

"cotton patch n--gger" is in the vocabulary of MC. The alcohol didnt insert those words in his brain. I actually never heard that phrase before. But it seems MC has those words at his fingertips, ready to use......and the alcohol depressed his self control and he used those words.

Its a misnomer to use the phrase "dont mind him...its the alcohol that is talking"... NO not at all, it is the person that is talking...the alcohol just keeps them from holding back what they think. Keeps them from thinking twice about it, keeps them from editing their thoughts in their mind before the words come out.

I would be willing to bet, people that know MC very well would not be surprised by his words regarding african americans. Words like that just dont come out of nowhere

Its all the depressant side of alcohol. People look at others that are drunk dancing with the proverbial lampshade on their head and think alcohol is a stimulant. But its just another example of alcohol depressing the part of the brain that exerts " reserve and control"

 

People believe what they believe; I question whether anyone should be taken to task for what they think.

They are however accountable for what they say, and do.

I'd be willing to bet that many people who don't act racist in public do in fact hold some racist opinions.

But so long as they don't mention / discuss them, or act upon them, nobody knows: no harm, no foul.

Wicked world.

 

I think those blacks at Fort Riley must have had their way with Mickey and he liked it. Maybe that's why the Army kicked him out. No don't ask don't tell back then. Why else would all his posts be peckered......I mean peppered with his obsession of black penises? I will await Mr Crum's levelheaded, well thought out response. Inquiring minds and punk asses want to know.