Hot and Cold “Sex”

Hot and Cold “Sex”

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient:

“You appear to be in good health. Do you have any
medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do.” Said the old man. “After my wife and
I have sex, I’m usually cold and chilly; and then, after
I have sex with her the second time, I’m usually hot and
sweaty.”

When the doctor examined his wife, a short time later, he
said, “Everything appears to be fine, are there any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: “Your husband mentioned an
unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and
chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot
and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any ideas
about why?”

“Oh, that crazy old coot,” she replied. “That’s because the first
time is usually in January, and the second time is in July!”

(Hope you all start the New Year in good health and finish it the same way, and along the way, continue to win).

 

hilarious!

 

Funny.

 

Poker is like SEX
If you do not have a good partner you better have a good Hand

 

Do you know why Texan's think they make good lovers?

They think 8 seconds is a good ride!

 

this one is so obvious i can't believe i never heard it before! nice!

ouch!

 

LOL...

 

Good stuff, good bullshit.

 

That's Bridge... poker you're not allowed to play partners

 

I lol'd

 

teach said the Texan said this, LOL., Do you know why Texan's think they make good lovers?

They think 8 seconds is a good ride! i don't think women like 8 second riders, i once heard two young women talking about and 8 second rider, their reference to him was,. a two pump chump,. felt sorry for the fellow, i worked with him and the two women, and over heard their conversation and ask who the chump was, they told me and probably every women in town,. but weather he had a good hand or not is his business, and i don't think anyone cares,,LOL