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Just wanted to know how you pass wind when you're in public? Or do you hold it in until you're alone?

Today I was at a simulcast outlet & had to pass wind. Instead of bombing the row I just walked to the bathroom.

 

I'm a team player.....move over to a corner or outside

 

Wait until you are in an elevator and let it rip.

 

It's important that we all help Americans eat healthier foods. If your gas is caused by cruciferous veggies, move upwind so when you let it rip, you can proudly say, "It was the brussel sprouts!"

 

Thank you for the replies

 

If I'm surrounded by people and they are moving slowly (or don't move at all), I'm going to the corner or somewhere else where the crowd is not so tensely packed.
If I'm in a crowd that is moving with a normal pace than I'm not bothering to go somewhere to pass the wind. I'm just doing it and then I'm looking around me with an expression that I smelt some horrible odour coming from the person in front of me. In such a way those who are behind me think that it was that front men who did this.
I call it a "victim strategy".