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Misc How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go!? You Haven’t Seen Nothing Yet!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Gambling Forum' started by Moraine, Jun 26, 2021.

  1. Moraine

    Moraine Active Member

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    An administrator of one whatchamacallit Las Vegas Blackjack Forum thundered on 6/2/2021:

    "Put up, or shut up! Evidence or retraction. If you have any belief in your favoured card counting system, then it's either good enough to thrash a crooked dealer, or it's accepting that casino games are not crooked. So your point is moot."


    Questions:

    #1: Is there a card counting system out there that can "thrash a crooked dealer"?
    #2: Why the forum was so eager to put down discussions on possible dealer/casino cheatings?
    #3: Why such a weird thunder from the mount?

    ------- How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go!? -------
     
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  2. Moraine

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    Why? Why? Why?

    To calibrate the orientation (or disorientation?) of the moral compass of Lizards of Vegas?

    To make known to all the fundamental interest of Lizards of Vegas?

    To prevent discussions of touchy subjects by Lizards of Vegas?

    !!!------ You Haven't Seen Nothing Yet ------!!!
     
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  3. Moraine

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    The numero uno Lizard of Lizards of Vegas Blackjack Forum thundered: "If you have any belief in your favoured card counting system, then it's either good enough to thrash a crooked dealer, or . . . .

    Funny,
    why the numero uno Lizard chose to put the attention on "the crooked dealer" and not on the dealer's employer -- the casino? To divert the attention from the real problem?

    Every casino player can attest to this fact: Every dealer -- crooked or not -- is under the casino's Eye-in-the-Sky constant surveillance. Every movement by dealers is recorded. Can there be a "crooked dealer" without a "crooked casino operator"?

    And what can a "crooked dealer" gain by being crooked? Nothing, Nothing! Any wins -- by hook or by nook -- belong to the casino, not the dealer.

    Sorry, My Dearest Dealers, this is your turn to get a bum rap from Lizards of Vegas.
     
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  4. Karen Nathan

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    Something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you. You have a really creepy obsession with Wizard Of Vegas....
     
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  5. Moraine

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    Look to your right and look to your left, you may see Lizards of Vegas in action.

    They creep, they chirp, and they lie in wait. Upon the signal of numero uno lizard, they all jump out to attack.

    Creepiness is the right word to describe the society of the Lizards of Vegas.

























     
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  6. Karen Nathan

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    • Violation of Rule #1: Be Respectful
    Moraine, WOV was RIGHT to ban you. You are obviously mentally unbalanced, CREEPY, and DISTURBING.... You actually SCARE me...:/
     
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  7. Moraine

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    "Guilt Transfer Song" in Commemorate of Lizards' Making Dealers the Fall Guys:

    In the creepy lizards’ world,
    Dealers are tasked to take the fall
    When a dealing second did occur
    It shall never be casino's fault

    Every lizard must say so
    Untrue and unfair you may think
    But bet you dare not say a word
    Or we all know you’ll be toast
     
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  8. Moraine

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    The numero uno lizard of Lizards of Vegas conveniently BAD-MOUTHED dealers for all the shenanigans that benefited only casinos -- not the dealers.

    Moraine has spent months and years of time observing dealers across the half-circle blackjack tables. This much Moraine can report as 100% true: Dealers have accepted money only over the table AND NEVER UNDER THE TABLE.

    Moraine remembers that his first tip to the dealer was only a one-dollar white chip. The dealer not only openly thanked Moraine, but also raised the chip in his hand, knocked twice on the wooden rim of the blackjack table and ANNOUNCED LAUDLY "Toke", and then dropped into box earmarked for all dealers' common benefit.

    Moraine was impressed. Dealers in fact are professionals with the HIHGEST PROFESSIONAL ETHICAL STANDARDS unmatched by any other professions.
    Has any Honorable/Dishonorable Lizard in the Society of Lizards of Vegas matched that ethical standard of dealers? Hah!:clown::clown::clown:
     
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  9. Moraine

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    Boy Yah Boy! Just noticed a thread of "My Wizard of Vegas Rant" appearing right above the thread of "How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go!? You Haven't Seen Nothing Yet."

    On a closer examination, it appears that "WoV" follows a PUPPET-LIKE HAIRY AND FUZZZY BLUISH image all over the place like a shadow.

    Speaking of "You have a really creepy obsession with Wizard of Vegas", WHAT A FITTING COMMENT!

    How Low
    (or HOW MUCH LOWER?) can Lizards of Vegas Go!??????

    NO EASY ANSWER. All must wait!

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  10. Moraine

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    The numero uno lizard administrator of Lizards of Vegas proclaimed: "Put up, or shut up! Evidence or retraction. If you have any belief in your favoured card counting system, then it's either good enough to thrash a crooked dealer, or it's accepting that casino games are not crooked. So your point is moot."

    FACTS: Casino cheatings have been documented in many well-known blackjack books, such as Beat the Dealer by Edward Thorp or Professional Blackjack by Stanford Wong for instance.

    QUESTIONS:

    1. Why was it that the administrator of a blackjack forum acted so quickly, so decisively TO SUPPRESS THE DISCUSSIONS of possible casino cheatings in the blackjack forum of Lizards of Vegas? Why, why, why?
    2. Was the numero uno lizard of the Lizards of Vegas in cahoots with casinos -- cheating or not, regardless?
    3. How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go !!!???
     
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  11. redietz

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    Gee, I wonder if anybody owns the name "LizardofVegas.com?"

    LOL. Might be a good time to auction off that name, eh?
     
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  12. Moraine

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    Search you shall find. May be too late for "LizardofVegas.com", but "LizardsofVegas" apparently is still possible.
     
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    I'm just saying, I think someone I know bought that LizardofVegas.com moniker about a year ago, and is saving it for appropriate use.

    Good luck with LizardsofVegas. If you need some extra plastic chameleons for background, well, I know where you can find those, too.
     
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    Being a card counter, not a vet, or I would offer to spay or neuter the Lizards of Vegas free of charge to prevent over population of the creepy creatures at Internet Space.
     
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    Hi Moraine, you can save your offers of free spaying and neutering of lizards. All long-time Lizards of Vegas in good standing are known to have been castrated -- some had even performed SELF-CASTRATION during suspension -- in order to becoming a Moderating or Administrative Eunuch in the Society of Lizards of Vegas.
     
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    Evidence please.
    "PUT UP OR SHUT UP", you must have heard that before.

    Proofs: The Unholy Trios: "OnceHasDearBalls", "GtheNoMan" and "Johnny's Doll". They self-explanatory. Only one thing is still uncertain, whether they became what they are by FORCED-CASTRATION or by SELF-CASTRATION.
     
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    Moraine, Be real. how could self-castration be possible?

    Well, apparently you are not a zoologist, or you will know that self-amputation -- autotomy -- is a natural skill of all lizards.

    For survival, a lizard will sacrifice its tail. For advancement to the position of Moderating or Administrative Eunuch, an ambitious lizard will sacrifice its balls. That is how "OnceHadDearBalls" or "GtheNoMan" out-lizard other lizards to become Moderating or Administrative Eunuch of the Society of Lizards of Vegas.
     
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    Moraine, Be real. how could self-castration be possible?

    Well, apparently you are not a zoologist, or you will know that self-amputation -- autotomy -- is a natural skill common to all lizards.

    For survival, a lizard will sacrifice its tail. For advancement in rank, an ambitious lizard will sacrifice its balls. That is how "OnceHadDearBalls", "GtheNoMan" and the like could gain their social standing in the Society of Lizards of Vegas.
     
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    Lizards' innate skill to self-amputate serves a multitude of functions, among them ASEXUAL reproduction. As mentioned before, an ambitious up-and-coming lizard like "OnceHadDearBalls" or ""GtheNoMan" has cut its own balls for social advancement, so couldn't have offspring. But amazingly, some lizards can reproduce the themselves ASEXUALLY. Example, the cut-off tails or balls of "OnceHadDearBalls" or "GtheNoMan" can morph into a SOCK POCKET lizard.

    Case in Point: The real identities of the Unholy Trios of the Lizards of Vegas -- "OnceHadDearBalls", "GtheNoMan" and "Johnny'sDoll" -- are tricky. On surface, they are three separate individual lizards, but anyone of the Unholy Trios could be the amputated body part(s) of others.

    Outsiders who had glimpsed the stories of the Lizards of Vegas couldn't help but wondered: "How Low Could Lizards of Vegas Go!?"
     
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    Morphing may be unnecessary, as many lizards, such as the African chameleon (my fave) can change colors to such a degree that they match whatever background in which they find themselves. It's quite remarkable. The environment dictates the physical expression of these lizards, and it would be extremely difficult to tell one from the other when they are all in the same environment.

    Just sayin'.

    Benny Trapp Chamaeleo africanus sitzt auf fertigem Nest - African chameleon - Wikipedia
     
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