Lounge How many times a day do you pass gas?

was watching the Today this AM & a doctor said each person passes gas between 8-14 times a day. seems like quite a bit. I'm going to start today writing down my daily fart count.

 

I just let 4 out

 

Do your farts tell you something. I mean, do they make sense? Being that you are another idiot liberal and all. You eat so much shit, and we all know that you are what you eat. Are you in the in crowd. You know, those that don't think that their shit stinks. I hope you do live up to your predictions about 8 - 14 comments.

 

I farted once when i was 11 or 12.

I cant recall it happening since.

If i farted 8 times in a day...I would call an ambulance

 

Schumer should have farted instead .

 

IA fat by Schumer would have made more sense.

 

Tight ass.

 

I guess liberals don't actually fart. They burp, because they are always talking out their ass.

 

I've noticed most of my farts happen while peering first thing in the morning. I counted 11 farts yesterday. Not sure if I do any while sleeping.

 

I've noticed most of my farts happen while peering first thing in the morning. I counted 11 farts yesterday. Not sure if I do any while sleeping.

 

If I found myself counting farts.....I would put a bullet in my head.

 

So that's hanging out with your peers, I guess peeing.

 

"Peers" or "pee-ers?"

 

I fart 8-14 times before I get out of bed in the morning..

 

You should probably do that anyway, counting or not.

 

Fart smeller.

I mean, smart feller.

 

After several beers and 40 chicken wings yesterday today I'm at 23 farts. Just awful.

 

Oh lord. First time I checked on this thread and I see Larry is right there. He will become enveloped in farts and homosexuality. He must be pissed at the direction his board is taking, no??

 

Does anyone remember the farting contests on the Howard Stern show? Try 3 or 4 hundred in 5 minutes. Easy to find online.

 

hello I do it 4-6 times a day))