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Lounge I throat punched a liberal

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by HowMany, Nov 16, 2016.

  1. HowMany

    HowMany Active Member

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    I was sitting at the bar inside my local drinking hole this evening. Of course, I was wearing my red "Make America Great Again" hat.

    A democrat apparently had a couple drinks too many, and decided to call me a racist due to the hat. I didn't say a word, but immediately throat punched him. He dropped to the ground grabbing his throat and gasping for air. It was fucking great!

    I'll bet that dude will think twice before calling a stranger a racist again. Too bad he didn't have a woman with him- I would've fucked her.

    I never met a liberal who's ass I couldn't kick. They are such fucking pussies.
     
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  2. LarryS

    LarryS Compulsive Liar Compulsive Liar

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    oh yeah and I gave alec baldwin a wedgie
     
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  3. MrV

    MrV Well-Known Member

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    Hey, "throat puncher:"

    A fertile, fanciful, active imagination is reportedly one method to compensate for having a less than satisfactory cock.

    Just sayin'.
     
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  4. Mickey Crimm

    Mickey Crimm Well-Known Member

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    How many, there are some people in this world that you just have to stomp a mudhole in their punk ass. Beat the shit out of them simpleton sons of bitches. I still do it today and I'm pushing 64 years old. Liberals are my favorite target. Mess with me you liberal little young son of a bitch and I will fuck you up. Posted from the the bar.
     
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  5. LarryS

    LarryS Compulsive Liar Compulsive Liar

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    I ran into miley cyrus just a few minutes ago, I tried to punch her throat but I missed and punched her left breast......then the tangerine god came down and gave me 5 dollars.
     
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  6. beachedwhale

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    What if the guy was Manboy and he had Beached Whale with him?
     
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  7. Petey Macdouche

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    I think you got it wrong and meant you got throat fucked...probably both you and Mickey...I mean a 64 yr old still bragging on how much ass he kicks like he's Rambo??.....Bahahahahahahahahahaha.....2 dumfux
     
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  8. HowMany

    HowMany Active Member

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    Macdouche from San Francisco . . . .

    How many cocks are in your ass right now?
     
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  9. Petey Macdouche

    Petey Macdouche Member

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    The only one I see is down near your tonsils while I use your head as a steering wheel
     
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  10. One Inch Bandit

    One Inch Bandit New Member

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    I once slapped a grizzly bear in the face with a salmon and HowManys wife in the face with my dick...both their fat asses tried to eat me.
     
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  11. HowMany

    HowMany Active Member

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    Well played you guys. Damn funny stuff.

    But you're both still FAGGOTS.
     
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  12. One Inch Bandit

    One Inch Bandit New Member

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    Only on Wednesday...and occasionally Saturday. Or whenever you're available.
     
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  13. vmlvadim

    vmlvadim New Member

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    Your hat was like Michael Gira from "Swans" wearing
     
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  14. Hana

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    I am a conservative one either
     
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