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Blackjack Paranoia Runs Deep in ‘The Asylum’ (BJTF)

Discussion in 'Blackjack Forum' started by Parpaluck, Jun 17, 2019.

  1. Parpaluck

    Parpaluck Active Member

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    Paranoid Norman Wattenberger does it again! His compulsive-obsessive behavior has something to do with Ion Saliu (royalty-name Parpaluck). AbNorm banned another poster in his Asylum. N0rm justifies the banishing on these grounds:

    “Conte is a scammer, mostly selling lottery and track systems, who has been around for a couple of decades and is banned from numerous sites, gambling related and non-gambling related.”

    The true scammer, Norman Wattenberger, the author of cook-the-books bj software, is indirectly referring to Parpaluck. It is crystal-clear that the cuckoo refers to Ion Saliu (”lottery and track systems”).

    The poster who was banned, conte543, started a thread named “Own Casino Stocks?” in the Disadvantage Forum of The Asylum (BJTF).

    The most curious thing I read today was posted by another member who would also trigger the same form of paranoia in AbNorm: joepickems123. He wrote:

    “this guy has the right to his opinion. and should not have been banned. i would like him to read this post and message me. i would like to have a discussion with him. WE BOTH TALK ON experience at the casino not myth like these billion of hands math theory

    There have been, at least in my count, a dozen posters in The Asylum who triggered that form of paranoia in abNorm(al) “Bates”. He banished most of them, fearing they were… Ion Saliu in disguise! This joepickems123 and another one are still “live” in The Asylum (BJTF).

    Another curious thing is the originality of the “Own Casino Stocks?” article. It had never crossed my mind that “blackjack experts” like Norman Wattenberger and Don Schlesinger would promote the casino industry as they must own stocks in the business! It does make a lot of sense.

    My opinion on the two aforementioned guys and other self-proclaimed gambling authors: They are not real gamblers. Most likely, they've never played blackjack seriously (forget about professionally!) They have absolutely no contact with the gambling reality. I wrote in another thread here, at GamblingForums:

    You asking Don about doubling-down)?? You mean Don Schlesinger (aka Kaufchewk) of the The Asylum (BJTF) “fame”???

    Don hasn’t played blackjack in at least a quarter of a century! That is, playing in a real casino. He and his NY buddy Norman Wattenberger (aka Shkiottorban) haven’t even entered a real casino in over one decade, 15 years, and months, weeks, and days counting… They might have gambled in a real casino last millennium. Yet, they offer “expert advice”. They are crooks and kooks…

    They’ve never seen a shuffling machine. Hey, they don’t even know what doubling down means! More outrageously, Parano(id)rm Watterburger claims that “It takes billions of hands to develop a strategy.” Duh! Only guys like Norman Bates could live that long! Most importantly, if it takes billions of hands to come to fruition, it is NOT a strategy: It is INSANITY!
     
  2. Parpaluck

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    The most absurd fact is that Cuckoo Norman Wattenberger talks about… mathematics!

    “The mathematical foundations of modern statistics were laid in the 16th and 17th century with the development of probability theory by Gerolamo Cardano, Blaise Pascal and Pierre de Fermat and built upon over the centuries.”

    Norman “Bates” Wattenberger and mathematics??? He started all this wildfire (“gambling fighting” against yours truly) by bombarding me with emails like this:

    “Every, and I mean, every mathematic study of gambling states that this is nonsense. … random events cannot, by definition, be captured in formulae.”

    Right, cook-the-books-software cuckoo! Mathematics without formulas!

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    Norman Wattenberger, Gambling Formula, Law-Abusing Narcissism.
     
  3. Parpaluck

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    Let’s keep it together, in this very place. Let interested gamblers know who the real scammers and crooks are. Those who never gambled seriously, but have always encouraged gamblers via books, software, systems to spend their money.

    The real scammers and crooks have always advanced their systems, while knowing oh-so-well their “creations” would lead to sometimes serious financial losses. But that means serious financial gains for the casinos. Furthermore, that translated into serious financial gains for the scammers and crooks themselves. The scammers and crooks are all sorts of casino payees, including casino-stock owners.

    Without further ado, here are relevant threads at GamblingForums


    Add more, as necessary...
     
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  4. Parpaluck

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    These real scammers and crooks are members of a cult known as “blackjack card counting”. They coined a term for some gamblers known as “advantage players (AP)”.

    Yet, all scammers and crooks of the cult never really applied their "trade" in real-life. I betcha, they quit playing blackjack altogether long ago (I'm referring to those who are alive). They realized card counting would lead to severe financial losses overall. Worse, some of them were paid for casinos to “catch” other counters. Some of them real scammers and crooks even testified in favor of casinos in a court trial!

    If their “AP system” worked, they should have applied it in real-life gambling — and make lots of money. Instead, they begged the casinos for money and worked for them, even testified in favor of casinos against another card-counter! Or tried “to catch” other naïve card counters! Huh?

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    Blackjack Card Counting Systems: Cult, Fraud, Casino Lawsuits.
     
  5. jbs

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    You're off your rocker. Go seek psychiatric help!
     
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    So what does he does do? Take all of his literature into a psychologists office and say "here read this, JBS says I need help."
     
  7. Parpaluck

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    That's exactly what you should do, skumbullow! Go seek psychiatric help, Norm/Don!

    Or you are just another casino beggar, a mouthpiece. Cos, consider this, stupidiot. Why would normal persons, who gamble, mouthfoam when somebody presents the serious dangers of card-counting? Those are severe threats promoted by the voodoobug cult of traditional card counting. The probability of losses are undeniable mathematically. But since the "positive counts" require larger bets, the losses are geometrically larger. And that's what serves the casinos big-time!

    Buy casino stocks — that’s how the card-counting “saints” have applied their “way to riches method”! That’s how the Norms&Dons have always “lived” what they preached. But you are smart, frothing idiots, and crooks, and scammers! You bought and keep casino stocks…

    “You're off your rocker.”

    Dig down deeper that hole where your rocker will parachute, crooked krook of dementia dimensions!

    Card-counting gurus make money only by selling themselves as casino slaves.
     
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  8. Parpaluck

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    • “All servers are constantly under attack. Just heavier this time.”
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    “Site maintenance”


    The paranoid can never stop! He is full of shit that he is constantly under attack. He always fabricates attacks that nobody else sees or experiences!

    Take my special case. Paranoid Norman “Bates” Wattenberger has banned every bit of any IP address he “thinks” belongs to me. Yet, I’ve never seen any “attack” while accessing his pitiful place! Anytime he posts: “Attack mode is off now. Although we're still under attack..” WTF???

    And, hey, who would the “attackers” be, huh? As one poster put it: “It's probably the casinos.” Who else, pal?! The casinos are in dire straits because of the “Bates Motel”! Sheesh! In fact, N0rm, as casino stock owner, does great services to the casino business. His place is a facilitator to gambling addiction.

    For one, he offers card-counting software which is proven mathematically to severely accelerate losses by the blackjack players. N0rm is conscious that card-counting leads to financial disaster. He has never, ever, practiced that trade. Or, he probably stopped quickly after his first series of financial losses. It is the case of many other card-counting gurus, including a Norm’s closest buddy, Don Schlesinger. They only preach.

    Secondly, the “Bates Motel” is always open for business. The afflicts are encouraging one another by justifying big losses by a so-called “bad variance”. Another pretext is the “long run”… that apparently never ends! That is, play millions, even “billions of hands” (as abNorm put it) for card-counting to come to fruition!

    Who would possess that many “billions of dollars” and live that many hundreds of years?! NOT Norman Wattenberger, for sure! The crook experienced early the financial dangers of card counting — and folded up the shop!
     
  9. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member Compulsive Liar

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    Ditto somebody injecting negativity at every possibly opportunity, you must lead one miserable life and the casino without a shadow of a doubt ate your lunch (LOL)
     
  10. Parpaluck

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    Methinks you’ve heard of one Molière. He put it so eloquently:
    • “The style is da Man”.
    These are typical Norman Wattenberger (Mark here) signatures:
    • Morgenstern is a known felon Con Artist.
    • KewlJ is a character who relishes "character assassination."
    Those phrases go beyond reasonable doubt.

    And, no doubt at all, jbs in a similar thread here is Don Schlesinger. The venomous tone is also beyond reasonable doubt. Not to mention the ubiquitous keyword moron (and derivatives).

    You might want to read my previous post on the psychiatric topic of hiding behind sticky fingers:
    Current feud with Qfit (Norman Wattenberger)
     
  11. Parpaluck

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    Viciousness and crookery deserve attention — always in the form of warning. Unsuspecting humans deserve to know and stay safe from such viruses.

    “The Norman “Bates” Wattenbergers and Don “Raging Bull” Schlesingers of the world are krooks, and mooks, and bazooks. They strongly promote blackjack as a professional game, but they have never practiced it professionally. They lost big early in the game, and they ran away from casinos. Yet, they discovered the card-counting scheme in blackjack would greatly favor the casinos financially. Therefore they invested big-time in casino stocks… but they admitted it only after they were exposed. And they still sell books and cook-the-book software worshipping card-cunting!” 3:14

    To that end, we must keep atop this elemental thread: “Current Feud with Qfit (Norman Wattenberger)”:
    https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/current-feud-with-qfit-norman-wattenberger.6635/page-14#post-97428/
     

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