I was losing my ass, so I prayed to the Dark Lord, and he showed me how to beat roulette 99% of the time. Of course, the 1% that you lose, you die and he takes your soul, but what the heck, it's gambling. Anyone who wants to learn how to beat roulette 99% of the time, please email me privately. Life is too short to rely on Jesus to win at roulette. Put your faith in the Dark Lord and live happily ever after. Oh yeah, send me 10% of your winnings in lieu of giving it to charity. Charity, after all, is in the eye of the beholder.