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Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Gambling Forum' started by LovePotion9, Sep 5, 2015.

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  1. freddy

    freddy Well-Known Member

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    Just curious nate. How many automatic rifles do you own now and when will you be at the MGM?
     
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  2. freddy

    freddy Well-Known Member

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    No one need be concerned for AxelWolf. Although he's fled from the MDawg thread...he's alive and well. When he's not trying to convince the masses that he's not a drunkard, he has turned his attention to his favorite subject...himself.

    He tells the forum what a ladies man he is and even gets Weak Wizard to vouch for him. Another guy, redrooster, says in admiration: "Axel was even an AP when it comes to snagging gorgeous babes. Did rooster ever meet Axel? I doubt it. Will Weak Wizard vouch for Axel's 7 inch pecker as well? The little man has mentioned his prized member on different forums. The insecure Axel goes on to say "I have always been girl crazy." He blathers on with "I have been with about 40 different girls in my life give or take a few." He's on a roll now. "A majority of the girls I have been with were out of my league." Does that mean they were all taller? Out of his league because they only charged $20?

    He finally gets around to his wife. "My wife was (is) absolutely stunning when I meet [sic] her" he gushes. "She is even in better shape nowadays and works out 2 times a day." Wow. Insecure much? It's got to be that 7 inch schlong. With his short stature...he's a real human tripod.

    What woman wouldn't want to get with that? Maybe he can send some of his leftovers to daddy Wizard.
     
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  3. soxfan

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    So, the axel-wolf is the ladies man, serious, who knew? I always figured he was one of them cats what sniff after the oriental girly, hey hey.
     
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  4. beachedwhale

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    Who the fuck calls women “babes”? Sounds like some deadbeat middle-aged surfer still stuck in the late 80s.

    And LOLZ at Axel thinking that fucking 40 women over his entire life is some great achievement. Newsflash John Holmes, many people rack up those sort of numbers in a year.
     
  5. freddy

    freddy Well-Known Member

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    Quite the lothario that AxelWolf...in his own mind that is. He's tight lipped about his "AP" methods of finding abandoned TITOs but is more than willing to offer his tips for "snagging babes." Anyone having difficulty snagging said babes need only to heed Axel's advice to become an instant "chick magnet." Without further ado here is a sample of the sure fire, super duper, guaranteed method to snag those babes from the little man himself. The punctuation, misspelled words and run on sentences are all his. An English major he ain't.

    >>>"Perhaps it's more like poker...table selection, reading the player, bet selection..."

    >>>"You can't win if you don't play the game."

    >>>"Unless you are some Brad Pit - looking dude it's not too often girls are going to seek you out, so you got to put yourself out there in situations looking for the right opportunity or just be ready when a situation comes along."

    >>>"But randomly going up and hitting on girls rarely works for most guys."

    >>>You can tell quite a bit from a glance, eye contact, body language, or smile."

    >>>"I rarely used any pick - up or anything like that, I just talked to them mostly normal with confidence, but not cockiness, unless of course, it's the right situation."

    There's more but I'm so excited right now that I'm going out to try these newfound methods that no one in the world ever heard about. Confidence, no cockiness, eye contact, body language. Got it.

    Wish me luck!
     
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  6. freddy

    freddy Well-Known Member

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    I tried. I really did... but the "babes" are elusive. The tips didn't work for me. I guess I'm no Axel. I don't know where I went wrong. I even got a Brad Pit [sic] looking wig so I could be a Brat Pitt looking dude. No luck.

    I tried the eye contact and was called a pervy wizard. What does that mean? Too much cockiness maybe? I shifted my cockiness from the left side to the right...still nothing. Then I rented a unicycle. What "babe" could resist that? Um...all of them. I even slouched down to make myself shorter. Nothing.

    I'm not giving up. There are still some Axel tips I haven't tried yet.
     
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  7. freddy

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    I'm off to try again. Out the door in my favorite cargo shorts, sandals and high white socks. Leaving nothing to chance...I selected my best Pi T-shirt. Is that a roll of quarters in my pocket? Nope, it's a list of all the upcoming eclipses. I never go anywhere without it...the perfect "babe" icebreaker. What could go wrong? I just have to choose the right Axel tip. I'm going to let all the wisdom sink in. For example:

    >>>"You have to be able to get an idea of what kinda girl they are so you know what you can or can't get away with, and what you should or shouldn't say."

    >>>"You need to know if you should play the chill guy, the funny guy, the nice guy or the bad boy card or some combination."

    >>>Not always, but oftentimes you can tell very quickly if you stand a chance or not by paying attention to their body language, attitude, eyes, and how engaged they are in conversation."

    >>>"Knowing when to switch gears is the key...back off, stay the course, bail out or go full steam ahead."

    But Axel...you forgot smelling the hair. Got to smell the hair.
     
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  8. freddy

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    EvenBob/Spike has started another thread on WoV. This one in number 429 started by the Spikester and less than 1% of them have anything to do with Vegas or Gambling. To wit:

    "Buying a used car."

    "I love Walmart."

    "Remember when."

    "Ancestry stuff"

    "Random thoughts.

    "Fun facts."

    The nonsense is endless. For his 429th thread EvenBob/Spike turns his attention to Wov member and moderator Face with the thread called "Where is Face." You see when Spike misses someone or just wants to be nosey he takes it upon himself to ask what no one else will. He's done "Where is Fleastiff." He's done "Where is BBB."

    Is anyone holding their breath for the '"man of integrity" to respond...respond like a normal person? Mr. Transparency never satisfactorily responded to where is Bitch Bum Blabs...he certainly won't respond to Face's whereabouts.

    Can you imagine being a loyal mod for years and Weak Wizard won't even acknowledge you when you stop participating. He leaves both names in green but won't come clean with the forum. WoV was Bitch Bum Blabs' entire life for several years. Like a slave or an indentured servant. Not a peep out of Weak Wizard.

    For the mentally challenged EvenBob/Spike...Face last visited the DT board in May. May 16th to be exact...less than a month ago. You remember DT don't you Spike? You know...the DT that you have 23,000 nonsensical posts on? The DT that you last visited...oh I don't know...TODAY?
     
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  9. freddy

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    As I said...no one on the dysfunctional WoV cares about Face, Blabs or anyone else. That's just the way it is. Not a single response to the "Where is Face" thread... prompting a frustrated EvenBob/Spike to bump his own thread.

    "Babs is gone, Face is gone, poof" he wails. "No explanation, they just disappear" he cries. Darkoz then posts "deleted." Big help...that guy, huh Spike? What's this...finally a green responds. Yes, The out of touch DunceDear on no explanation..."They owe us none. We owe them." Who's this we anyway? LCB the site's owners that get people to work for free?

    Someone should start a thread speculating what happened....starting with Blabs. Maybe she was abducted by aliens. It's pretty much the only thing she hasn't claimed over the years. How long do you think Herr DICKtator would leave that thread up?
     
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  10. Karen Nathan

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    I got the last laugh. Beachbumbabs who was one of my biggest problems there only visits very sporadically and disappears for long stretches of time. Wizard took Beachbumbabs side over me when I finally had enough of being harrassed and did a one time fed up Cussing Rant when I was in a beyond shitty mood that I repeatedly apologized for... And.... Beachbumbabs has jumped ship from WOV and only sparingly visits, her visits are far and few between. LMAO! He(She)who laughs last laughs best as the saying goes! :D Wizard would have had a VERY loyal Member in me had he forgiven my fed up one time Cussing Rant.
     
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  11. beachedwhale

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    I wonder if anyone will start a thread titled “Where is EvenBlob” when the loser disappears after dying alone and lying undiscovered for months in his underpants on his bathroom floor. I doubt it.
     
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  12. freddy

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    Ha ha. Maybe the mailman will notice the pallets of cheap green beans from Walmart piling up on his porch.
     
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  13. freddy

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    Dunce Dear continues to abuse his moderator position at WoV with his non stop trolling of anyone who likes MDawg. No mind of his own...he just does what he thinks his fake internet friends want him to do. Please like me. Please like me. How pathetic.

    He couldn't take it that the Dawg came out smelling like a rose after meeting with Weak Wizard. Dunce Dear is pulling out all the stops. Not only is allowing others to troll...he encourages it. He has mentioned the site the the Dawg is now posting on and is trying to get the loyal cultists to go there and start trouble. A troll's troll that Dunce Dear. No better than the mod he replaced.

    How many of Weak Wizard's stupid rules does this hypocrite break every day?
     
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  14. Karen Nathan

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    [removed] has been ridiculed as "A place where Mdawg seems to be the ONLY Member," but, truth is, the posting ability SUCKS. I wrote an innocent reply to Mdawg, and it sat unposted for MONTHS(I was told a Mod had to approve it before it officially showed up. I was assuming it would be like the next day at MOST when it was approved, but MONTHS passed by and I thought something like,"Maybe they only approve Mdawg posts?) before Mdawg alerted the [removed] Mods to my post, and they FINALLY posted it. It does seem like only Mdawg's posts get quickly approved, which makes it seem like he is the ONLY Member there.
     
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  15. freddy

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    Poor darkoz is having a meltdown on WoV. He completely unravels as he screams (posting in CAPS) at Marcusclark66....threatening to tattle to the mods because he claims Marcus won't answer his question. Huh? Still in grade school, darkoz? Let me help. I saw Marcus running in the hallway. I'm reporting him right now! "You have been warned", darkoz screams at Marcus. The biased DunceDear jumps in and tells darkoz to get even.

    Remember...darkoz gave money to Weak Wizard to curry favor so he won't be getting suspended for his constant, incessant trolling. He can afford it though because he wins $20,000 a week using others' player cards. Marcus, on the other hand, remains on point...posting in a calm and precise manner. Never disrespectful, never attacking anyone, never losing his cool. A breath of fresh air on that board of losers.

    Marcus Clark....real person....quality poster.

    Darkoz...phony baloney...storyteller...loser.
     
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    The strongest evidence that the WOV is going downhill is that you have someone who claims to be a MODERATOR making a post like this:
    There are some real fools in this thread and some who would challenge them eventually start looking foolish themselves.

    We get it that there are some who get their panties all tied up in knots mindlessly repeating about MDawg's winning consistently in the casinos that it can't be! it can't be! Hate to shatter your egos but, it can, and it is.

     
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  17. freddy

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    The fact that they had to go to England to find a mod because nobody in the entire US of A wanted the job tells us all we need to know about that decrepit forum. Two mods AWOL and Weak Wizard keeps them in green hoping they'll return. Meanwhile they're stuck with a goofy, out of touch troll for a mod who has never been to Vegas and knows absolutely nothing about it.

    You'd think Weak Wizard would spring for a plane ticket and get the guy here...for all the free work he does. Maybe introduce him to some "models." Speaking of models....where's Angela? No mention of her in quite some time. Hmmm. I wonder what could have happened there. After all she is his "dear friend" according to him.
     
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    Give mdawg the job, that would be epic. Cheers
     
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    Angela, she’s probably in the crawl space, wrapped in plastic, smeared with bleach, propped up next to zenking mummified husk. Cheers
     
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  20. beachedwhale

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    How about EvenBlob/Spike blabbering on about how great Michigan is. I mean, is this guy for real? Michigan? Someone points out it’s comes in at number 31 in the list of top states for tourism but he’s not deterred. Oh and the weather! How great is it!


    Or if your name is EvenBlob/Spike, it’s sit inside on your beanbag and post on Internet forums all day weather.

    What a fucking moron!
     

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