Baccarat Yoyoyo, I've been infected by SoxFun

On my kitchen table, testing and I'm Banging up against 30 of my consecutively personaly played at high limit Bacs shoes from march, and gots 43.95 units to the positive. Averaging 1.465 units a shoe. About 75 hands per shoe..played all.shoe.

Betting bankers only of course(I'm not coconuts (for this test) ), and comish accounted for, of course.

Shoes30/units43.95/1.465

But instead of keeping testing I will play live today same.(not coconut) way and take 20 units to the casinos.. unfortunately I will be going to another casino then the 30 shoes tested .but it doesn't matter right( lol) . Same game, same.drawing rules about same# of hands per shoe about 75.

The rngs not.good.to.this coconut method, losing an average of 2 units per shoe (30 tested rngs)

This all will be played solo at high limit area comish so I can play at my fast speed, faceup..no-squeezy.. min $100 Bacs.

Am going to try to grind thru 10 shoes today, but maybe will quit at +10 unit.

Hope u Katz enjoy my future report, good, bad or ugly....

By the way thanks soxfun for ur inspirational posts.

Soxfun (because I think ur a fun guy) even though it seems like most of this forum hates u except maybe racoon city's punky (punkcity)

I'll report back after my trip

My kitchen test table,.aka my bed ....attached



yoyoyo

 

Yer retardations makes my head hurts. Are you any relations to the al-relax, hey hey.

 

No, and by the way I really do appreciate your methods.and.post ..just joking. I disected ur not so coconut bet selection and it fits my personality.

I don't get as many bets per shoe though...

Yoyoyo

 

Hughie needs a break, maybe spend a few days up north at the cottage, oops that option is looonnng gone hey!! Never mind, I'm sure his daughter is proud of her degen father ranting and raving on the internet. haha..

 

Casino Session report as.promised...

(This could or Could Not be a fictional tale)

Started around 330pm, finished around 1230am roughly 9 hours total, 9 shoes total, ate at table so breaks were minimized I wanted to grind the 10 shoes as planned, played mostly solo with donators dropping off their $500 to $3000 buyins occasionally (yes Asians and yes Koreans) (in about 10 to 15 mins) lol

I.was.flat betting $100 they would pop in and bet $400 to $1200 a hand they would win a couple of hands and then quickly donate it back, plus extra deposits. The lights will always be kept on at these casinos.

Played the first 8 shoes flat bet.banker only as inspired by Sox"not-so"Fun, because betting on players is CocoNuts.

I was tracking my other 3 methods while flat betting banker(out of boredom) and noticed one was constantly in the green at 4 to 6 units a.shoe, but I stayed loyal to the flat bet only banker plan thru 8 shoes... It was hard (that's what she said).... As I was mostly even or up and down a few units through 8 shoes. And my other methods were doing so well on these shoes.

Thru 8 shoes (finished exactly -$40) after 8 shoes,

flat betting $100 banker l
Played all shoes roughly 75 hands,
Averaging Roughly 11 hands a shoe.

Shoes 8 / Profit -.4 units (-$40) / average -.05 units (-$5) a shoe after commission

If I would've played the last shoe same "not coconut style" the totals would have been a minus $160 loss for the 9 hour session.

Shoes 9 / Profit -1.6 units(-$160) / average -.17 units (-$17) a shoe after commission

As played I ended up following one of my other methods (was positive 4 to 6 units the past 8 shoes) for last shoe 9th shoe, as I wanted to leave positive $ for the days trip and have some slutty play money...

Luckily the Coconut method (betting players also) held thru and I ended up clearing +3.85 units last shoe after commission for a total +3.45 ($345) for the 9 shoe/9 hour session.

It was an interesting session which let me track in realtime my other methods as flatting banker only and betting roughly 11 hands of a 75 shoe gives you a lot of time to play with, especially playing mostly solo.

I only played 12 hands the 9th shoe too.won 8 lost 4

Thanks Sox"not-so"Fun for your clues on your Banker style. I think it will.hold.true to your results over the long term in B+Ms. But will be a grind... Need to be very disciplined, and have the right casino to play that method. Super Six (half pay bankers would have got smashed badly)

I have an interesting shoe if you would be willing to play it from my session. Let me know and I'll post it.

It was my worst shoe of the night -6 units (I flat bet banker only), but Banker was way ahead all.shoe and ended up 40B and 27P. ???????????????????

Thanks all posters of this forum who positively contribute their coconut and not so coconut methods, there's a lot of great value and great players here if you filter thru all the negativity.

It helps in this coin flip Game we all play.

YoYoYo

 

N

ah, I'm averaging about 1125$ per day, six weeks per day, grinding online capturing profits on the strict bets flats basis. You engage in fantasy-lands spike-style makes believe bulls-shits and nonsenses, fulls-stop, hey hey.

 

That would be very easy to prove with an account screen shot showing deposits and withdrawals.

You can mask out any sensitive details in case that's your excuse.

The remaining excuse is you got nothing to prove to the cats on here and that's also bullshit because you could shut up all the naysayers and you would instantly gain some respect and a following for your AP recruitment scheme. Makes good business sense for recruiting those lackys

But you won't because it's bullshit.

 

That's impressive Soxs...
$1125 a day.

I want to try to start playing online again. Now that I am back overseas, I have access to a lot more online casinos then in America...
What site are you playing on? How many hours a day do you play? Whats ur unit?

Sorry if you already posted all that info. I got the impression that you are testing old party poker shoes.

How many bets per shoe are you getting.

Have.you had any problems with deposit/withdrawals?

Gracias

 

Did a quick results review of the 3 other coconut methods for myself and decided to share with forum.

this 9 shoe session:

SoxFun Disected method(-4 drawdown): +1 before comish

Coco Method 1: +9 minus comish
Coco Method 2 : +7 minus comish
Coco Method 3 : +18 minus comish

I guess you guys can guess what coco method i will painstakingly kitchen table test with my original 30 shoe test that started this thread.... Where's a Fathead when u need one (that's what he/she said) lol ..that joke.was intended for Punky

Yoyoyo

 

PS
Lol.

 

How can flat betting banker have you betting 11 hands of a 75 shoe? Flat betting Banker has you betting Banker every hand.

You ain't making jack-shit, you HIV infested cretin, file under tales of you making $250k per year for the last 12 years.

 

He’s targeting/trigger betting and only betting when his triggers say bet banker, so if it’s player it’s a loss , stopish and wait next bank triggers. Cheers

 

Jesus that's worst, I've seen players only bet Bank after Banker for years, it doesn't work and been tested to death, never mind the long occurrences of single banks, I'm sure the HIV infected one was proposing bet Banco ever hand, but who really cares, neither are winning strategies.

 

Let's break this down so we don't have to spend 2 years testing against Party Poker results ha ha

Single Banco, 50% of the time, hey hey we miss all these, nope wait we bet single Banco goes to two, so we lose 1u, hey hey harumph.

Double Banco, which happens 25% of the time, hey hey yeah, we make a unit, but alas give it back when 2nd banco don't make 3, bulldog has to wait to be fed.

Tripple Banco which happens 12.5% of the time, make 2 units, I'll soon be able to pay the leccy bill and take a bath, hey hey ho, wait a minute, you give back a unit whenever the 3 streak don't hit 4;

So 87.5% of all results I'll make 1 unit, or 50% of the time you'll lose a unit, or 75% of the time I'll break even. This is why the bulldog starved to death and how many months were spent testing this SHIT, of course I'm sure it was a bet B every hand approach, which might work if you ignore the tax.

However I'm more interested how the trip home was after you got shagged at the table, did ya keep a straight face and pretend it didn't matter when that THAT LAST BET DIDN'T WIN, did yer heart skip a beat, tell us about the shock feeling, balls shrivel up? Fake Smile on the way to the exit?

There could be valuable lessons to be learnt for the rest of us, both on an emotional and financial level, which obviously you still haven't recovered from. So come on, please do share....



"What did the HIV positive dick do, when life gave him lemons?"

"He made Lemon-Aid".

 

No I'm not bettings banker every hand you retarded, lying cunt. Yer still to stooooooooopid to comprehend that baccarats ain't the 50-50 pproposition. Stick to yer bulls-shits made up, fanatsy world nonsense of labby stings, making retarded tie wager and mirror the bet of Oriental cats as yer vaunted 7 colthat and abr this are utterly worthless, hey hey.

 

Hi, Would u mind sharing Coco methods1,2,3 & triggers for flat betting bankers, only, I am currently playing at " Evolution " site which is reputed & has access to 25 baccarat tables with & without Super 6, hence the strategy can be tested extensively, for an alternate MM, BTW, the 30 shoes u played since March & ur recent 9 shoes how many losses u incurred in a row, this can help in ploying with MM, thanks

 

HA HA, in which case your even dumber than I thought HA HA, no wonder you got "cleaned out", so how was that for ya, cum on spill the goss.
I betcha still remember it well, is it still RAW. Be honest now!!!

You do realise I am MADE UP, that it happened, as I said, I WOULD HAVE PAID TO HAVE BEEN THERE. It couldn't have happened to a nicer dumb-ass prick, hey ho. A few years ago I suffered a loss (LOL) you made a big deal of it at WoV, but I've a sneaking feeling it was nothing compared to YOURS, the impact was not as significant as yours, after I lost, I wasn't glued to my kitchen table for 12 months HA HA.

Fuck me, I thought you were betting Banco every hand, come rain or shine, betting B after B is even WORST, I've seen dumbasses play this way in casinos, I guess you must be related, HA HA, I'm seriously laughing at you, you LOSER.

I'm off to the cas' later on, via "the Bank", as opposed to bet the "Bank", which is a winning proposition, haha, I'm in stitches.

 

Ya, yer makin dumb wager on player compounded by retarded wager on tie. But that's okay because in yer bulls-shits fantasy land you always win those wager, right? You claim to chuck the old, abr and column and other bs bets selection so what now that you can't mirror the wager of the Oriental cat? Yer compatriot retard is on his moribund, dead forum actually claiming that p streaks are more frequent and of longer duration than b streaks, so there ya go he might be onto something, hey hey.

 

Cum on LOSER, how can any of them be dumb wagers, they are brining home the bacon, yup yup. I never said I win all my TIE BETS you idiot. Hey I thought you were betting Banker every hand, now I realise your aren't, I'm laughing even louder, seriously bro, a great start to this fabulous day. I'm off to the Banksi soon, what are you planned, glued to kitchen table???

Do you even have any comprehension who is the retard here? Says the habitual jerk who is compelled to end 98% of this posts with "hey hey" like some crack addict. Crack addict, hey maybe that's how you got HIV, poor bastard, LMAO

 

JacobBlaze, could you explain the giant golden plaque with the "Foreign Table" wording. What the heck is that?