Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

I knew that it was just a matter of very short time before Marcus666 got Suspended and I was right and I implied this would happen VERY soon. Marcus was insulting you left and right constantly despite being a supposed "Newbie,". That was a HUGE red flag. Most Legitimate Newbies don't insult Older Members.

 

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I’ll start by reminding everyone of this quote from Weak WIzard on WoV from Sept 15, 2016 in response to a query about reinstating the banned Kewlj. Flip Flop WIzard said : “Nope. Will never happen. There are two forum members who are dead to me - Kewlj and Statman”.

We know about Kewlj who was miraculously welcomed back to WoV after years of disparaging and insulting WIzard/Sad Shack on multiple forums. Not a lot is known about Statman, however. Statman’s only ‘crime’ was being smarter than Weak WIzard...can’t have that.

Kewlj is now on suspension over there...79 days and 318 posts after rising from the dead. I wouldn’t look for him to bad mouth WIzard this time. In fact, Kewlj was one of the very few who congratulated Sad Shack for being accepted into Mensa. This was after the insecure man boy trolled the forum looking for accolades on his dubious accomplishment.

Everyone is now wondering if Flip Flop WIzard will issue a retraction re the dead to me comment...or is Kewlj still dead to him but allowed on the forum. No matter...Kewlj has a shiny new key to “Milk’s house” and once again WIzard looks like a complete, incompetent fool.

 

I just took a look at the latest WIzard lame stream. It had the usual start with...Hi Heatherrrrrr and How are youuuuuu in his stupid sing song voice. He got right to it....wasting no time having Heather ask him about his dubious accomplishment of getting into Mensa.

He then peppered her with trivia questions about state flags. The dork actually has flash cards of all the state flags. To his great pleasure, Heather was clueless...knew no answers. He was enjoying trying to make her look dumb. You see, Weak WIzard can’t relate to women like a normal guy. No, he has to hide behind trivia or some other means to make up for his insecurities.

Thing is...Heather didn’t look dumb at all. Not many would be able to answer his dorky questions. He made himself look bad by putting her on the spot and reveling in the fact that she didn’t know the answers. Classic insecure narcissist. Same as the stupid waitress trivia he plays at the get togethers.

The guy has no respect for anyone except his fantasies of Angela. No wonder women can’t stand him.

 

WIzard/Sad Shack is still yapping about the 18 yos claim. To what end...who knows? Talk about beating a dead horse. Funny thing is Mr Transparency AKA Weak WIzard never said a word about Heather’s wild claim of spinning the same number 8 times in a row at a roulette table. The man of integrity just swept it under the rug. She said it right in front of him...right on one of his lame stream videos.

Post # 8214 in this thread covers it.

 

It's always funny, to see Mendelson getting used like the punching bag he is.

 

Yeah, Alan took a licking but he keeps on ticking. What’s also funny is that there is so little action on that pathetic site that they hijacked a thread to talk about the 18 yos thread that was started 4 1/2 years ago. Sick puppies over there.

 

Lmao and maybe a few sock puppets to start a thread that always goes sideways with the same 6 or 7 posters that always respond with their 2 cents worth of expert opinion then it becomes who is the bigger expert for 5 pages then it ends . The funny thing is they never say anything new its always the same drivel but on a different thread and I REALLY dont think they ACTUALLY REALISE they are rehashing the same statements over and over again . Just another groundhog day on the interverse , LOL LMAO

 

Alan is one of the GOAT forum punching bags, across the entire internet. He’s easy prey for anyone looking for a cheap laugh. A total degenerate gambler, he’s the poster child for what not to do in casinos. And who the fuck gets married at a craps table?

 

Kewlj and Alan have been suspended on WoV after selfishly hijacking the "Vegas Shutting Down Thread" to continue their infantile bickering about counting the cards on two blackjack tables at once. Kewlj for an insult and Alan 'upon request'...he says he's quitting the forum again.

This is kewlj's second suspension in just six days...both for insults. Not to worry. No Martingale for the guy that Wizard/Sad Shack says is dead to him. Just another 3 days. What does "dead to me" mean? Can someone clue in Sad Shack?

Actually it was Dunce Dear who did the honors but you know he checked with Sad Shack first. The timid Dunce Dear can't go to the bathroom without checking first. So how did it go? Hey, Wiz... the guy that you say is dead to you is at it again. What should I do, Herr DICKtator? What should I do?

At least Bitch Bum Blabs isn't around to embarrass Dunce Dear by overruling him like she always does. Isn't it time to bring Nathan, who never bothered anyone, back to WoV? She would never hurl multiple insults in six days. Never. It can't hurt...Herr DICKtator couldn't make more of a fool of himself as he already has.

 

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Kewlj has spent the last 4 years doing everything he could to get reinstated on WoV...to get the magic key to "Mike's house". After returning from his second suspension in 6 days he announced that he is quitting the forum. "I am done here" he tells the board. He even started a new thread to deliver the news.

The reason he left...Alan M. Wait a minute. Didn't Alan just quit WoV? No reason to quit now. Something fishy here...just like Kewlj's reinstatement. Very fishy. Who thinks it ends there? Nobody.

 

Who the fuck with half a brain, and, something to do in life, could, ever, care?

 

Only 2 people so far have asked kewlj not to leave WoV...SOOPOO and darkoz. There's a pair for you. Sometimes we're not as important as we think we are. Will Wizard/Sad Shack spend the next 4 years begging kewlj to return or has he made enough of a fool of himself? SOOPOO is practically begging kewlj now.

Oh...I almost forgot. There's a brand new member posting in the thread (The New Wov) going by the handle Freddy911. I'm sure that got Dunce Dear's attention...scurrying about checking IPs...scratching his head...calling Daddy Wizard.

Here's a great idea for all the hopelessly addicted loser gamblers over there who will bet on anything. How about a bet on when kewlj or Alan or both will return? Think of the possibilities! The over...the under...the in and out...all the good stuff that separates the "men" from their rent money.

And Freddy911...you be nice to Dunce Dear. We don't want him to fall off the wagon.

 

Freddy911 made some very valid points in his 4 posts on WoV. His reward for being polite, respectful and truthful? You know where this is going. Four posts is all Freddy is going to get since his name is in red. That could be a suspension or a ban. What's the over/under?

As usual there is no evidence of any rule breaking. No insults, no socks, nothing. Just good old WoV censorship by the man of integrity and his man servant, Dunce Dear. If no one asks there will be no explanation. If someone does dare to ask...they will lie through their teeth and say it was a sock. Don't you believe their lies for one second.

It did give poor little Axel an opportunity to get a few things off his puny chest. He even took a shot at MDawg. Why spend time cruising the casino floors for abandoned TITOs when you can be at the keyboard defending your "Mike"?

Tell you what, Axel. I'll ask MDawg if he'll let you wash his car. He tips more than you make in a week.

 

I thought Axil wif would be high tailing it to Karen in Florida (?) as she had offered her player points. That’s his ap big earner right there , right?
Sozz that’s the lack of substance post from me , should keep that floundering member happy. SIMple JUNKY
Cheers

 

Wizard/Sad Shack finally weighed in on the thread started by kewlj to say he quit the forum...(The New WoV). It took him 2 days and I clicked on with great anticipation to see his take on the latest slap in the face to him and the entire membership.

Did the man of integrity express his regrets? Did he ask kewlj to reconsider? Did he wish him good luck? No, no and no. Not a word about kewlj. Sad Shack just popped in to suspend that pea brain Marcusclark66. And guess what. Marcus got the Martingale...unlike daddy Wizard's favorite sons. Yes, the charges were bogus. The annoying Marcus must have stepped on someone's toes causing the offended party to go crying to daddy.

So the question of the day...the burning question on everyone's mind. Is kewlj dead to Wizard once again?

 

Wizard/Sad Shack returned to the New WoV thread. Ah, he's finally he's going to address what the thread is about...kewlj leaving the board. Nope. False alarm. The "man of integrity".. Mr Transparency... just stopped by to tell everyone that WoV is a dictatorship and he can do as he pleases.

Gee, I wonder if the people who paid over $2 million USD for it feel the same way. Weird Wizard...embarrassing the owners, Chan and Zuga, one day at a time. His weirdness seems to be spending more time on the forum now that most of his mods are AWOL. No more driving by Angela's house? Now that's not creepy. Maybe she finally blocked his number.

Jawohl, Herr DICKtator!

 

It looks like AxelWolf stayed up all night just to try to start something with MDawg. At 3:41 AM he calls the Dawg a liar. Our hero is doing his best to get under MDawg's skin but the more he tries...the more he fails. What's that saying about showing up to a battle of wits unarmed? A few posts back, Axel said he didn't care if he got suspended...taunting Daddy Wizard to do just that.

In a later incoherent post, the semiliterate Axel tells everyone to "shoot me a text or a PM just to say hi or see what's up". Next out of his mouth is that he has 165 unread. messages...so if he hasn't answered...wait for it...send him a message. Huh? Does he hear himself? Send him a message that he won't bother to read? Is it the alcohol? Captain Morgan isn't it?

After hijacking a thread to say all that, Mr Important started a thread to say the same exact thing. I guess he really does want a suspension...to take one for the team. The posting of the same thing more than once is a clear violation of Stupid Wizard Rule # 5. That and his multiple insults are suspension worthy.

Sad Shack...if you suspend Axel don't forget to apologize to him first. You have each other on speed dial.

 

Remember the thread Kewlj started on WoV saying he was done with the forum? "I am done" he said. That was on Aug 26th. Guess what. He's baaack! Back yesterday. Only took 4 days. Not only is he back...he started a thread to say he was down a little over 25 grand at South Point and that it's beginning to feel like they're rigging the games.

With all the information given in that thread and many others...it can't be hard for casinos to identify kewlj. You certainly don't have to be a highfalutin, AxelWolf type detective to figure it out. May as well hand out his business card to the dealer when he sits down.

So all it took was 4 days this time for kewl to return. I do hope he gets his 25K back.