Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

Freddy. 3 words. Insecurity. Excessive pride.

 

Freddy, you are the expert, or most obsessed with Wov, so what is going on over there today? 1000 members have visited so far today, when normally that number is about 120 per day.

 

Let's go with Who is in the pie eating contest for $200 Alex.

I mean Axel.

 

I know I'm close in regards to his height/weight. Can you envision Kew being 6'0 200lbs or more, I sure can't. His vice for ice cream, might have led him to having a pot belly though

 

I don't think it bothers Soopoop in the slightest with the male competition in the villages, I'm sure he welcomes it. He is without a question a cuckold simp. All paths lead to that for the non stop braggart. His forum actions( brownosing and constant need for approval) along with his dorky pot belly appearance seals the deal for beta boy.

 

Correction very knowledgeable about wov and EXPERT regarding all things Rusty Shackleford and Braggart brownosing Soopooh

 

OMG. You people!

Yes I do love me some ice cream. But no pot belly here. I am within 5 pound of my high school weight. There have been a couple time in the last 10 year's that number has drifted up to 15 pound above high school weight, but generally I just revert back to within 5 pounds with little effort. I guess I still have good metabolism.

 

Funny as hell when he does that. I have no problem against Rocky Road.

My italian friend played left field in HS. Coach said he was bad at 1st and go left field. So he did.

 

It looks like a spam bot has been sending pop up messages to members telling them they have a private message. This in turn has prompted them to log on to read the message. Free slot play offers were apparently offered to some. Curiosity is a powerful thing. No worries…the trusty mods are on it.

Watch Weak Wizard run with it and claim a new record or some such nonsense.

 

Full disclosure here please.

This post just screams to ME to make what some could call sick or callous remarks, I have wrestled ( for about 20 seconds, duh I’m human) with the consequences ( aka baby groot scene re detonated switch on bomb last movie) and shoot I can’t not post what I’m going to post ( love you groot)

Just to be crystal CLEAR this is NOT directed at kewlj, I don’t infer it’s him or anyone related. Etc blar blar disclaimer etc. ok ?

Loss of weight and your now within 5 pounds etc.
= typically spoken by ice head as his eyes roll backwards

lol

within 5 pounds etc.
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Yeah aids does that to yar. Thank god for the meds, I can still participate condom free. Doff doff.
Within 5 pounds
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I eat everything my wife cooks like a pig , but every since I won the 1:3 billion dollar jackpot lottery, I just instantly squirt that meal straight out. Funny thing is I’ve never seen a rat at our house ever !!

Within 5 pounds
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Yeah I’ve had my jaw wired shut for the last year, I can only suck soup through a straw, that’ll teach me to wolf whistle that cute guy down the street while wifey is in the car with me.
Lol.

not directly meaning anything to do with you kewlj, just lockdown humour. Lol. Cheers

 

Sabre continues to comment from his shot-out double-wide about The Adventures of MDawg.

 

The funny thing about 10 trillion to 1 odds (or whatever sabre figured out) is that they look the same from a double wide as they do from a penthouse suite. And the likelihood of someone having experienced them isn't influenced much by that person's vantage point.

 

Except that sabre miscalculates the odds always. Including this time. Given the number of HANDS in a shoe and number of shoes I've played, the odds are nowhere near even 1 trillion. He tosses garbage out there, you apparently eat it up.

Hell, I've posted pictures of shoes I've played that if you were to believe the likes of him would be billion to one shots that I could have had so many such shoes over such a short period of time.

At the end of the day, I'm raking in real chips while he calculates the odds. Incorrectly.

 

Suuuuuuurrreeeee you are. Keep trying to convince yourself of that while the rest of us keep laughing at you!

 

As we know, others live. jbs merely comments.

 

JBS, you're being way too hard on MDawg. MDawg didn't say he was "winning" chips. He said that he was "raking them in." Everybody "rakes in" chips. Nothing farfetched about that.

And I'm perfectly willing to accept that MDawg is a better mathematician than sabre. In fact, if MDawg had mentioned the odds against what he claimed to do based on his own cypherin', I would be more than happy to accept MDawg's figures. Eventually, I'd have some of my friends who taught college probability courses check the math, but I have no issue with MDawg doing the math. So I'm hoping we can expect him to provide some of his odds-against calculations in the future, just to help readers appreciate the gravitas of his winning.

 

New WOV mods gordonm888 and Dieter are turning out to be huge disappointments. One could argue that they are unfit to be mods…unfit to serve at the pleasure of Daddy Wizard. You’ve got to hand it to Weak Wizard though….he sure knows how to use people.

Gordon with his perverse sexual proclivities and his dubious credentials as someone who is sought out world wide by advantage players seeking his advice. You’d think he would be proudly talking about that and offering advice to the forum that he apparently loves so much. Nope…not a peep out of him on that weighty claim. It’s almost as if he hopes it just goes away.

The latest post just in from Gordy is another joke. It’s about Arizona being God’s waiting room. Old as the hills except that he got the state wrong. It’s Florida you dope. Violation of stupid Weak Wizard Rule 19. Let’s go with a 3 day suspension…unless you want to count this BS about advantage players seeking him out. Can’t mention God in front of Weak Wizard.

 

Here’s the way it works at WoV. A certain group of brainwashed low lives exist mainly to harass, troll and bait MDawg. One of the main offenders is DunceDear who is supposed to be an unbiased mod. He not only goes out of his way to respond to every MDawg post…he constantly tries to bait the Dawg and encourages others to do the same by looking the other way.

Of course the Dawg is smarter than DunceDear and his cronies. Duh. Which is why they have to make up offenses to suspend MDawg. All the stalking, all the attempted baiting..nothing rattles MDawg and that frustrates them. Ever leave the restroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe? That’s DunceDear.

Apparently MDawg rubbed DunceDear the wrong way today so he conned Dieter into suspending the Dawg….14 days Dieter bellows. How does it feel to be the new lapdog, Big D?

After having second thoughts or perhaps realizing he was duped….the dim witted Dieter asks the members what he should do about MDawg. Come on Big D…even SOOPOOP said you were wrong.

 

Hijacking was the bogus charge against MDawg this time. Poor Dieter really made a fool of himself. Let’s take a look at the current long page of the suspension list. It has 94 entries. How many are for hijacking? Out of those 94 there are only 3 for hijacking. Yes…it’s their go to gotcha when they have to make it up. Even more interesting is who got them. There’s MDawg and the other 2 were ChumpChange. If that doesn’t tell us all we need to know…I don’t know what does.

Nice going, Dieter. Want a treat, lapdog? Roll over for DunceDear.

 

What Rule Violation # is it for KJ already acting like a drama queen?