Las Vegas GF Chat Room

I am going to repost a post I just made in the WOV thread because it bears repeating. Your double suspension with Axelwolf today and your forum behavior, all the crying to Wizard to suspend everyone, who expresses any doubt to your ridiculous thread aand claims, highlights just how troubled you are. Over what? because people don't believe the fantasy claims in your 1/2 start rated thread of more than 2 years now.

 

The UNKewl one does try, desperately, to put his SChiZoPHreNiC UNKewl PYsCHo baBbLe spin on what has happened.

The reason he keeps repeating himself, is no one listens to him.

RobSinger on the UNKewl one: #1 with this guy is how you can almost SEE & FEEL the puny little twit jumping up and down, screaming like a toddler who just got his baba taken away by a big bad bully. Bonus #2? He posts long-winded, rambling drama-laced "I NEED TO set the record straight or I'll go OUT OF MY MIND!" paragraphs that never seem to satisfy, as he then repeats the same things over and over again.

Best to just ask kew how close he is to faking his own death again.

 

LG, Mickeycrimm, who posts here and at VCT, is probably the "go to guy" for slot AP.

It is what he does to support himself.

Mickey travels the land staying in different casinos APing slots.

There are no "how to" books.

Maybe he needs an apprentice?

Heck, after 2 1/2 years in AC casinos traveling the land with Mickey might seem like a vacation.

He's not a spring chicken anymore and it would really be a goddamn shame if he didn't pass his hard-fought knowledge on to those who follow.

 

This guy, the great Mdawg, posted on this very forum that he hired people to find out who I am and track me down. The then doxed me by posting where I live and information about me and sent that same information to the casinos here in Las Vegas. I know it was him that sent the information, because there was a piece of that information posted that was incorrect and it turned up in the database, providing a fingerprint, if you will, of where it came from.

So he knows damn well who I am and that I play for a living just as I have always claims. He proved it for God sakes. But now, when it suits him, he lies about the very thing he proved. The level of insecurity and sickness in now unparallel with this dude. And that includes Singer. It remains in question whether Singer's whole act of 20 years was just a spoof, but this guy is a sick, sick, insecure, narcissist. Just look at the wordings in his posts.

"So and so didn't do that. Only I can do that". "I am the greatest". He constantly claims the pit bosses and casino personnel refer to him as the best they have ever seen. He refers to himself in the third person and sometimes as "the Pope of Las Vegas".

Given every advantage in life, your big achievement over the last several years is a thread, a 1/2 start rated thread, on a gambling forum in which you do nothing but claim to be the greatest. And when no one believes those claims and accounts of your play, you cry to Wizard to suspend them or remove them from your thread.

Mdawg, you need help. This isn't about trying to put you down, you seriously need help, now. It is growing worse every day. And Shackleford, if you are reading, you are NOT doing him any favors by enabling his insecurities and sickness. You are making him worse.

 

I will not respond any longer. I can't in good conscious continue like this. You need help my friend. You really do. Early on Rob Singer said you reminded him of Steven Paddock, the guy who shot up the strip on Oct 1, 2017, killing 59 people. Rob was exactly correct in this situation.

 

Fuck douchdawg.

He's a piece of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe.

Why let the lying asshole rent space in your head?

 

Of course the only person who threatened to go after anyone with gun or sword was...the UNKewl one.

https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/percentage-count.22962/page-15#post-149512
"People get shot for far less than this."

https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/kewlj.21712/page-68#post-139315
Sword violence threat.
[redacted by Admin]

prior gun threat
https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/showthread.php?6976-When-Weakness-Prevails-Show-Them-The-Meaning-of-Strength&p=144600&viewfull=1#post144600
"I thought about going after him with gun in hand, but came to my senses."

 

And meantime, we have MrV, who has claimed that he has reported the person he thinks is MDawg both to the casinos (because MDawg must be cheating in order to win too much) and the IRS (for under reporting his winnings).

Funny, huh, on the one hand MrV posts occasionally how he doesn't believe that MDawg wins, and then at the same time takes a great deal of time out of his day to report him for winning too much.

 

What a lying sack of shit you are, a true disgrace to the legal profession.

I sent a link to your posts to a casino you said you play at, pointing out to them your claims: if you find that embarrassing well FUCK YOU.

I never turned you into the IRS, though I suggested someone do so.

Why must you always lie through your teeth?

Is it a cultural thing?

 

Both of these pissants are rats. UNKewlJ advocates doxxing (beware LousyGambler, you made the mistake of giving this gunplaying unstable person your real name, and UNKewl has a double standard policy where he believes that doxxing anyone he decides is not an AP, is okay), and MrV advocates ratting legitimate players out.

Both of them will take things beyond just these forums to the authorities.

LG if you want to know the story on UNKewlJ, contact a certain attorney at his Vegas office and ask if he knows who KewlJ is. He will give you an earful, no doubt.

 

I don't like you, douchedawg: from the moment you burst on the scene I quickly pegged you as a bullshitting, self-aggrandizing mega-liar and nothing you've posted since then has changed my mind.

I didn't rat you out, you did it yourself by making bold claims of raping casinos: I merely gave them a link to your bullshit claims.

Casino staff monitor these boards anyway so I suspect they were on to you already and they just continued to play you for the fool you are.

 

That's pretty impressive that he can make a living with APing slots. My notion about playing the slot machines is that you end up losing in the end no matter what. It looks like I was mistaken with that notion.

My parents come up to AC from Virginia and stay 3 weeks at a time every month. They get their own rooms during the weekdays and I get them the weekends.

If I can find out exactly what it is that is done with APing slots from Mickey Crimm, I would love to teach my mom because she likes to play the slots but loses all the time. She is very old at 85, so if it involves a lot of walking around which I assume it would then it could be a bit tough for her but you can win consistently then I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

 

This sentiment was duplicated by probably two dozen members at WoV at the time. And it had/has nothing to do with jealously so don't anyone even suggest that. Most AP's and real players have a pretty strong disdain for the casino industry, having witnessed their predatory nature and practices up close. So most are happy to hear of any other player, AP or not that has won or is winning on a regular basis.

But AP and real players, such as MrV, also know exactly what is real and what is not. We know how the math works. We know how the casino industry works. And we can spot claims that don't mesh with either a mile away.

I don't know what this Mdawg person was thinking, with this story, this adventure thread that he posted at 4 different forums, including one that is a forum for writers, writing "stories". That is a big hint right there what this was all about.

But him thinking he was going to come to a forum with real players, and math people, some of those real players that play for a living and have for years and even decades, and bullshit them, was a fatal flaw in this...whatever this whole exercise was. It just wasn't going to happen and didn't happen. Almost immediately upwards of two dozen real players, AP's and math guys began calling him out. And most were willing to take suspensions and multiple suspensions to do so. A number have exited the forum over this charade. THAT tells you all you need to know right there.

I never even noticed that the threads at WoV have a rating system until it was pointed out this morning. Mdawg's long running thread, with all this bullshit of his winnings, has a rating of half a star out of 5 stars. And guaranteed it has half a star due to his rating himself 5 stars and almost assuredly that other sockpuppet supporter that used to be on the forum.

It has been obvious for quite some time that no one believed Mdawgs claims (mostly because they are preposterous), but that rating..... how embarrassing. That should really be enough to put an end to this fiasco. But I suspect it won't.

 

Another thing you will find out, quickly, about the UNKewl one is that he constantly posts, with or without a solemn oath, that he will leave these forums for good.

This is just one of countless times he has made such a declaration

The UNKewl one on himself: I want to announce that I won't be participating here or any other forum for a good long while. I don't know if it will be 6 months or a year or forever. It is best I just lay low for a while and that includes forums.

That he is incapable of taking a stand and keeping to it, is further proof that he could not possibly be a successful casino player. Can you just imagine him at the tables, putting his hand to the side of his face, declaring in a high pitched whiny voice how he "just doesn't know" whether he should hit or stand, or place a small bet or a large one?

I mean, looky there! he lasted, what, an hour? after declaring that he will not respond any longer?

 

Uhh...was this in 2016, UNKewlJ? How many final farewells have you made since then?

Not only that but this faked his own death on the internet. Who does that?

 

Hi Mickey,

Like what MrV said, it would be a real shame if you don't pass on your knowledge about AP'ing slots.

I'm willing to be your apprentice. If it requires in person training, I'll provide the accommodations for you and even a flight if you aren't from around here. If it's that profitable, I'm sure I will make it up some how.

My high school Physics teacher once said there is no free lunch. You can't get something for free that's worthwhile without paying for it and I'm willing to pay. What do I have to lose? Some money? I'm willing to take a chance within a reason.

However, what I've read about AP'ing slots is that it's not a 100% guaranteed thing. You could still lose with AP'ing slots. Isn't that correct?

 

LG, it is more complicated that you are thinking. These aren't little tricks or things that can be learned in a few minutes, especially advanced slot play that mickey does. It is rather complicated math and lots of searching for the right circumstance in which a machine is primed to hit at +EV situation.

And something like card counting, while very simple compared to the advanced slot plays some players are tackling, also isn't some quick trick that can be learned from watching someone play and instantly turn you into a winning player. While the math behind card counting is basically pretty simple, the application, the bet spreads, huge variance and swings involved, and avoiding detection all have to be done just right. And Atlantic City has become one of the sweatier places.

Do you know, that playing almost every day as I have for much of my career (I play a little less right now), I have had 5 different losing periods or stretches that lasted 4 months or longer, 4 of those lasted basically 6 months. These usually involve a rather quick significant loss of $20 to $30 grand (one time was 40 grand) over a few days or couple weeks and a slow climb out of that hole, back to where you were. Swings of 10's of thousands of dollars are very common, even occurring in a single day several times a year, and that is at relatively low stakes betting a top wager of a few hundred dollars.

These just aren't little tricks that make you an instant winner with no risk. AND all the while, the casino industry is trying to identify players playing with all these different advantages and stop them from doing so.

It just looks like you think these are things players can teach you in 5 minutes and you can then turn around and teach your mother in 5 minutes. That is not the way it works.

 

Why do you repeat the completely unsupported claim that casino staff "monitor" these forums? It's nonsensical, and it's only put out there by those wishing to be perceived as having some special sort of inside information, or by those trying their best in the most dire of situations to show support for the doofus who made the claim.

Common sense: casino employees don't waste not have the time to scour the internet gaming forums supposedly looking to get some super duper information on super duper secret players who all post anonymously and who mostly lie and pontificate about their abilities to win. And if they run into serial liars like kew and weirdos like redietz...or the new bimbo lousygambler etc., you think they're gonna "open a file on them", or simply write them all off as a bunch of bored-with-life screwballs?

These forums are nothing more than hate, envy, and insult platforms for losers in life, unfulfilled underachievers, and those who enjoy tormenting them with accurate information. One of the best examples of my first two descriptors is the easily-ruffled accountingquestion on VCT. You can feel his pain of loneliness and how he's disappointed in never having achieved anything close to the essay he wrote about his future in third grade.

And V, you know you're really nothing more than an underhanded instigator who loves to watch the fights he creates. Kind of like the kid who puts a bunch of nails out in the road for his neighbors to run over while you hide behind the bushes and wait for conflicts to appear.

 

That you care and dig up these things from years ago is proof of the troll that you are and that your whole "story" is.

In 2016, you weren't posting anywhere under this identity. You were posting on these forums under different identities though, weren't you? What is this your 3rd?, 5th?, 10th?.

The fact is that once I got off of WoV and began on these less or unmoderated forums, where all this trolling and lying is allowed, it was a rough go for me. I wasn't used to that kind of thing and easily got frustrated with the trolling and lying and quit and returned multiple times. Undoubtably, that was my big mistake. I should have never remained in this culture, and that was way before I even considered that anyone would stoop so low as to dox an advantage player making a living from casinos.

 

Ozzy on the UNKewl one: Kew really has no excuse. Extremely poor ability to read the playing field.

And that goes for his constant lies, too!


A man (I use the term loosely) who can't even say something like "I am quitting" and keep to his resolve, cannot be believed when it comes to anything else he might say.

No wonder UNKewlJ doesn't think that Quitting While Ahead works. He can't ever quit...in the first place!