Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

Meanwhile, the faithful are still pining away for their hero...posting wild and nonsensical theories on where he could be. Several are making complete fools of themselves...one of whom is darkoz. After being glued to the thread since it's inception, after 21 lengthy posts regurgitating the same nonsense, he says it doesn't affect his life.

Do tell, Dumb Ox...do tell.

 

DarkOz is coming across as a TOTAL, joke.

And as I posed over at WOV, the real Q is - how could someone so obviously inept and unlucky possibly get over on casinos?

 

Let alone find a spot on the subway floor.

 

Where, oh where has Herr DICKtator gone...oh where, oh where can he be...

Dishonest Dieter closed the thread where they were all speculating. Better to close it than get caught in a lie...right Deets? What's darkoz to do now? No problem. He just went to the stupid Coach Challenge thread that he started. His nonsense never missed a beat.

For the record...Weak Wizard does have internet. He just doesn't care about the forum or any of it's members. So exactly where is everyone's hero right now?

He's in Revenga de Campos, Spain. How hard was that, Deets?

 

I will purchase a bicycle, lobby for all lanes to be bicycle lanes, and go looking...

 

Speaking of the lost...has anyone heard from Mission? Who said Mission who? Ouch! How soon they forget. Does he still work for Chan and Co. at LCB? Looks like his last visit to WoV was just 2 days ago...Sept 9th. If Weak Wizard is waiting for him to make amends, grovel to return or apologize...I have a feeling that's going to be a long, long wait. More like an "up yours, math boy.

 

It was funny to see WoV members reach into their own pockets to pay off the bet Mission didn't pay to that whining loud mouth.

It was as if they did it to preserve "the honor of the forum."

Bwa ha ha ha .... "the honor of the forum.".

 

The gag order on one Weird Wizard continues at WoV. The faithful don't dare ask or even mention him. Missing from the forum since Aug 30th...thread about it shut down by Field Marshall Herr Dieter. Remember that transparency that they always used to brag about? Here's the latest:

He is in Arzua, Spain on day 15 of his bicycle trip...the purpose of which is... who knows? Is it a mid-life crisis, a burning desire to show what a 'man' he is or something really weird? I don't think there are many hookers or crack whores there for him to pose with or 'interview'.

It's early evening in Spain and our hero is at a hostel in Arzua. Maybe he's wowing everyone there with stupid magic tricks or trying to degrade women with his waitress trivia. Here's something to ponder. Did he go to Spain alone or with someone? We know he left his wife home.

Speaking of trivia...who else has made that bicycle trip? Why SOOPOOP's ex wife. What are the odds, math geeks?

 

So the creepy Wiz and creepy SooPoo might both have something in common other than being asked not to come back to certain groups/meetups because of how uncomfortable they made women feel?

Who can forget “HotBlonde” complaining about how SooPoo was acting creepy toward her and asked Wiz to keep him away from the weigh in when she hustled the pervs out of money a decade ago?

And of course the time the walking group asked Wiz not to come back because of inappropriate comments he made toward women in the group. And how uncomfortable he made them.

Typical for the math dicks there that couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with hundreds falling out of their pockets. Then again, unless they were missing an arm or leg, some really wouldn’t be interested in the women. They are more interesting in insulting or degrading women than actually using their below average “members”.

 

That clown DJChaps was a decade plus member of Druff’s PFA forum that recently had publicly begged for loans (unlike someone privately begging) before winning the cash at WoV. Afterwards he disappeared from PFA to never be heard from again. Speculation over there is he OD’d or aced himself after blowing the $400. Who knows, but they found it strange he just stopped postings after many years.

 

Here's a quote from the perv of pervs circa 2016:

Wizard the Jizzard "My style of flirting is to spray women like a fire hose with difficult trivia they probably can't answer." Spray like a firehose? Did anyone else just throw up in their mouth?

Flirting with women? Isn't this the guy who refuses to acknowledge his wife on Valentine's day then brag about it on his forum?

 

Hey WoVers...Wandering Wizard says he'll be home tomorrow. There's still time to get a welcome home gathering to meet him at the airport. You know...for the guy who didn't give you the time of day for the last 3 weeks.

 

Since sometimes there is more than one wizard, is there a dark wizard over there like dark Brandon?

 

He's baaack! After an unexplained 22 day absence from WoV ...Weird Wizard has returned. Did he share where he was? Did he post about riding his bicycle in Spain? No and no. He posted his Wordle results like he never left.

A 21 day trip to prove what a man he is. I hear those mid life crises can be tough. Tough on family and friends as well but that would never occur to Mr. me, me me. Can't wait for his trip report or will we have to listen to it on one of his lame stream broadcasts?

I guess he'll be busy for a while catching up with 21 days of Wordle. What a man! Is it true that real men ride unicycles?

 

AxelWolf started a WoV thread to inform everyone that he's retiring. He says he dislikes Vegas and the Nevada desert. He brags about buying land and says he has already bought a Winnebago. I'm guessing it was a broken down used one with the nameplate missing. Why else would he spell it Winabago?

So what gives with Axel? Insecurity? He does brag quite a bit. Drunken stupor or perhaps a mid life crisis that seems to plague certain WoVers? Maybe he should have joined Weak Wizard on his mid life crisis bicycle trip.

It was a long, rambling post of things he wanted. I want. I I I.. Me me me. Not a single word about what his wife might want. Hope he has a prenup.

 

So... leaving Las Vegas?

 

Yes, Axel says he's going to chase his pipe dream to Northern California and Washington State. He made 9 posts about it in little over an hour and they were all over the place...almost like he'd been drinking. Nah...perish the thought.

He covered many of his material goods...Mercedes, Porsche, Winnebago, cargo van. He brags about dating a 19 year old when he was 35. He even goes over his medical history which seems to indicate that he's sickly.

Like a 12 year old in a candy store he lists all the things he wants to do. Too bad that 19 year old, as the adult in the relationship, didn't sit him down and talk some sense into him. And what on earth are the WoV cultists congratulating him for?

The bottom line is the guy spent 30 something years in a place he hates and suddenly has the clarity to make life changing decisions. Oh...he still hasn't mentioned his wife in these plans. You know....the wife he incessantly brags about. Maybe he just noticed that she's taller than he is.

Maybe the going away party will be at "Mikes house" ...just look for the sign that says don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

Not to be outdone by the likes of Axel, compulsive gambler SOOPOOP bumped a thread that he started 5 years ago called The Villages. Mr. Poop started that thread just to brag...and brag he does. Brag, brag, brag....best 'wifey' as he calls her, best kid, best step kid, best doctor, best golfer, best vacations. Yuk. Another insecure WoVer. Gag me. By the way...that's wifey number 2 and counting. She's a dentist don't you know. He's only mentioned it a hundred times.

He drones on that he has the best retirement...he and terapined. Wait a sec...doesn't terapined live in his truck? If he wants to live in a truck that's his business. If Mr. Poop thinks it's so great...let him try it. Wifey number 3 will be just around the corner.

 

Weren't the wizards raking in trillions in advantaged play and comp arbitrage?