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Baccarat Commitment of Serious Players - Baccarat Edition

Discussion in 'Baccarat Forum' started by R19, Jan 3, 2019.

  1. R19

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    To be fair, if you take a 100% clean casino chip and put it in your pocket for a while it will pick up fabric and other matter because of the materials used in most casino chips.

    BUT WHAT IN THE HELL? THERE ARE SO MANY CASINOS THAT HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WASHED A SINGLE ONE OF THEIR CHIPS. ARE YOU CASINOS AWARE THAT ONE OF THE TOP REASONS THAT STAFF AND GUESTS GET SICK IS THAT ALL OF THESE CHIPS ARE CONSTANTLY CHANGING HANDS? ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU TYPICALLY PERMIT DEALERS AND STAFF WITH CHILD WORK? DEALERS AND STAFF WITH BABIES AND YOUNG CHILDREN IN THEIR FAMILY? ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR CHIPS GET POSTED ALL OVER INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, ETC. AND THEY LOOK AS DIRTY AND NASTY AS FUCK?

    NOT SURE WHAT IN THE HELL YOU ARE THINKING, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR HOUSE (ALMOST EXCEPT YOU MAYBE) CAN SEE 100% HOW DIRTY AND NASTY THE CHIPS ARE. NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE THINKING BUT MAYBE JUST MAYBE SPEND SOME MONEY AND SET YOURSELF AT WHERE YOU SHOULD BE IN TERMS OF BASIC STANDARDS. IT IS LITERALLY LIKE A RESTAURANT NOT WASHING THEIR WARES THEY SERVE THEIR GUESTS OR WASHING ANYTHING IN THE KITCHEN. I WENT TO A PRE-OWNED CAR DEALER YESTERDAY AND EVERY SINGLE VEHICLE THEY HAD LOOKED LIKE YOU COULD DO SURGERY ON IT. AND EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT YOU IMPROVE OTHER ASPECTS OF THE HOUSE ALL OF THE TIME SO YOU HAVE A BUDGET AND MONEY.

    IF ANYTHING ELSE, I WOULD MAKE STAFF THAT DOES SOMETHING WRONG DO A CHIP WASHING DUTY BY WASHING THEM BY HAND. LIKE HEY DEALER, YOU JUST ALMOST MESSED UP THAT PAYOUT. AFTER BREAK, GO WASH 1,000 CHIPS. NOT HARD AND A GOOD LESSON. WHEN I WORKED ON THE TRADING FLOOR THEY MADE SOMEONE IN MY GROUP CRAWL AROUND ON ALL FOURS AND BARK LIKE A DOG IF THEY MESSED UP... IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE OTHER TRADING GROUPS. IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE FLOOR OFFICIALS AND STAFF. IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE BROKERS. IT WAS A BLAST AND EVERYONE EVEN THE PERSON THAT WAS IN TROUBLE LIKED IT. FUCK.

    GET A GRIP BRUHS. BUY SOMETHING LIKE THIS TODAY BRUHS BECAUSE AS GUESTS WE ARE NOT GOING TO WALK AROUND WITH ONE.

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    http://www.tdnmoney.com/product/clean-play-chip-cleaning-machine-2/
     
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    FUCK. HERE IS A BASIC CHIP WASHING SOLUTION.
     
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    Here is a chip stack posted by Dan Bilzerian on Twitter. Do you think anyone saw this post, bruh? Aria looks like they care and have clean chips... Does your house?

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    Not sure if some of you player dumb dumb bruhs think that chips are some type of 100 extra pounds of muscle, a master degree rating in a street fighting martial art, or a bullet proof vest, but if you think you can run your mouth because you are in a casino, one day you are going to find yourself on the wrong side of getting rolled. Staggering how some people act. What in the entire fuck? And this doesn't even venture into the nth degree of the fucked up things you do during your play. At least they check that shit over on the poker side.

    But da fuck? Many of you are blind and rude as hell. Literally, some of you have no idea how to move yourself or position yourself with one other person in a very large room with one chair in it much less a casino floor. Try standing in some baccarat houses for a few minutes and people will avoid all open space to run right into you. No real explanation for it at all other than a lot of you are rude and dumb as fuck.

    As the Mr. John Blerg mentions, the fuck some of you show look up some finishing school 101 manners on YouTube or something for once in your life. Fine, just show up and don't touch anything at all is a good start until you catch some type of a clue how to behave.

    ... When you are absolutely wrong in what you just did and then fly off the handle getting into the face of people you don't even know? Everyone just saw you do something, and not only do you deny doing it, you flip the hell out about it? Yay!

    And to all you super dumb dumb fucks that think that people don't remember. People tend to have a very sharp memory of bad things that happen so yes they remember even from years back.

    Here is a start for all you stupid as hell bruhs.

     
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    The fuck? If you don't have the time to get off your cell phone while using the restroom, then make time to wash your hands. Fuck you jackass. House staff... know this about your guests. UNBELIEVABLE.
     
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    Since we ain't gonna start the baccarat degen diary of all you stupid degen fucks that don't know how to act, FUCK THEM ALL. LURE THEM AND DRAG THEM INTO THE WATER TO COME PLAY JUST LIKE A SEAL WOULD AND THE NEXT THING THEY KNOW THE DOOR IS HITTING THEIR ASS ON THE WAY OUT. 86'D OR THEIR BEHAVIOR WILL BE CORRECTED. QUIETLY TEACH OTHERS THE SAME WAY OF HANDLING SAID TROUBLE MAKERS. FUCK THEM ALL.

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    Enjoy you degenerate animals... probably thousands more disgusting facts stupid bruhs.

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    One more but the dumb dumb other degenerates will never get the idea anyway.

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    Give the gift that keeps on giving the fuck?

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    Taking a break from the pro message boarding circuit while my crew is doing some fine tuning on the keyboards. You know... to type QWERTY really fast you have to have the best crew at your back.

    None of this matters, but attention all smart guys that want to drive a hand of a baccarat game. If you are smart enough to have a big stack to play with somehow the fuck, buy a fucking deck of cards and learn the cards. Any hand can be very important to one or more players or LIKE ALL OF THE PLAYERS. This is especially the case for players that are on a slide or down on a session. Or a situation where you are calling out a 33% or 50% chance on a high payout bet win. There are times where someone might have 4 or 5 figures worth of gain +++ riding on a high payout bet win outcome.

    Why in the entire fuck do you call out a certain type of card that means a lock on a win or a huge win with a high payout bet win for many players and no loss for any players and it is not even that type of card at all and actually the result is a loss. Are you blind actually which would be ok? Are you exhausted and tired which actually would be ok as well? Or are you just stupid as fuck?

    Maybe practice with these and learn the sides and formation of each card before you call shit out, the fuck bruh? These bigger type cards make the absolutely obvious shit you should know more obvious.

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    When you fuck around with calling out cards in a hand it is when you know 100% there is a good outcome for everyone, but maybe only do that with people you know if at all. Yes, the cards are the cards and none of this matters and it is only one hand and dealer open is better so no dumb dumbs touch anything and a baccarat shoe does not take 2 1/2 hours to squeeze every hand for minutes.
     
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    'Catau'/ 'No Sides'/ 'Meibien' stupids:

    :Ad::2d::3d:

    Literally, if you are opening a hand and can not tell it is one of these three, you are blind and we are sorry, you are tired/ exhausted and we are cool with that, you are stressed out to the max and we are cool with that, or you confidently call out we have something different which makes a great result for everyone and actually we have any of these that make a loss and just the fuck. GO TO A $00.99 STORE BECAUSE SOMEHOW YOU HAVE 5 FIGURES TO PLAY WITH AND BUY A FUCKING DECK OF CARDS THE HELL BRUH. THEN AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR $1.07 PURCHASE WITH TAX LEARN THAT IF YOU OPEN THE SHORT SIDE WAY, YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY TELL WHAT SET OF CARDS IS POSSIBLE, AND THEN OPEN THE LONG SIDE WAY OR ANY BILLION OTHER WAYS TO OPEN BUT SOMEHOW AN ACCURATE WAY.

    OR YOU COULD JUST OPEN THE WHOLE CARD AND ONLY YOU LOOK AT IT FOR 25 MINUTES TO BE SURE OR OPEN THE WHOLE CARD AND LET EVERYONE SEE OR SOMETHING NOT STUPID.
     
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    AND WE HOPE THAT YOU KNOW WHAT VALUE THESE ARE WORTH AND THE HELL HOW EASY IT IS TO SEE THAT THE CARD IS ONE OF THESE. LOOK FOR A BLOODY LINE ON ANY SIDE OR JUST LET THE DEALER OPEN, BRUH.


    :Kc::Qc::Jc:

    Literally, if you are opening a hand and can not tell it is one of these three, you are blind and we are sorry, you are tired/ exhausted and we are cool with that, you are stressed out to the max and we are cool with that, or you confidently call out we have something different which makes a great result for everyone and actually we have any of these that make a loss and just the fuck.

    I can not count how many times a player has squeezed the fuck out of a picture/ monkey when the legitimately think it is something else and are 100% not fucking around. This is why dealer professional open is better.
     
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    Here's one for you bruhs.... As I was learning how to type 'cool story bruh' really fast for Keyboard Masters 2019 in Hawaii coming up, I got a great idea for a new version of baccarat. It's called 'I can open really well baccarat' If you show that you are good at opening the cards, I mean not just good good, but really good then you qualify for this version. All cards come out and you can open all of them and then select which ones you want for your hand! Every time because you are really good at opening!
     
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    Already posted this concept many many times and so far there is zero counter argument. Real live 100% fair and true online live baccarat is offered 24/ 7. You math and stats bruhs could all gather together in one room.... all kabillion of you at one account. In addition, you math and stats bruhs could have 1 kabillion of the world's kabillion light years super computers crunching all the math and stat angles to infinity desires to guesstimate the next result of the baccarat hand. That is a hell of a lot of math and stats firepower, right bruhs?

    .... and guess what?

    Real live 100% fair and true online live baccarat will still be offered 24/ 7. Please contact me when you break the casinos' banks with all your math and stats and I will follow you.
     
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