Craps CRAPS: Not a 401K Retirement Option

ALL professional gamblers eventually die BROKE. Those that did not die broke, wrote a book or two, and their book sales written from experience of winning and mostly losing, pay the bills. Your experience is your 401K Retirement. Your Bank... the Pawn Shop.

-A Craps Player can never depend upon another player to turn a losing session into a winning session.

-A Craps Player can never depend on themselves, for any reason, while shooting or playing Craps.

-A Craps Player can never depend on the Pair of Dice to be honest, balanced or consistent in outcomes.

-A Craps Player can never have enough Bankroll, when the "DICE ARE LOSING". It is never the player.

-A Craps Player CAN expect to catch a winning session, at any time, at any place, by any shooter.

-A Craps Player cannot Influence, Control, Manipulate or Imagine the NEXT DICE OUTCOME.

OK. Now that your mind is focused upon a pair of six sided cubes of acetate born from the fires of Hell... As a Craps Player, you do have options.

Craps is a Prostitute who uses YOUR time and YOUR money for YOUR self gratification. Once your Bankroll is depleted, your newly discovered "friend" will dump you. This "Prostitute is the Craps Table." It beguiles you, tempts you to exceed your limits... even distorts your memory of actual wins and losses. Yet, you return hoping that this fickle prostitute will remember you and treat you better than the last time.

It will not. The Craps Table is willing to mount one or all. There are no limits to how many, but is interested in only one thing... HOW MUCH.

You are the John by any moniker or handle. Big John, Little John... or just Shirley not a John. A condom is available to help protect those with the inclination to ALWAYS PAY for self gratification. This "condom" is not Dice Influencing, Dice Control, Timing the Dice or any other Craps Prostitute can offer you... for a price. This condom to resist the temptations of the Craps Table willing to take on all comers and goers... comes in four packages.

Condom ONE: A well tested System of Play
Condom TWO: A Bankroll Management System
Condom THREE: Self Control
Condom FOUR: Time is the most expensive form of self gratification at the Craps Table

Somehow, you might have heard these points before and let them leak out of your condom. These points are true today, yesterday and tomorrow. There is no magic or special hand job to Manipulate the Dice in your favor, or anyone else's favor. The Casino's Craps Table and Staff are depending on your ignorance at a Craps Table. You are willing to pay well just to have a chance with this experience providing Pimps and their Prostitute... the Craps Table. It feels... real good, until you are broke and you are asked to "step back from the table, sir".

Craps is a Negative Expectation game of chance. You take on more risk than you are actually paid in "winnings". The Craps Bank requires this difference to pay the overhead. If you win, you get shorted. If you lose... you lose 100%. It is legal. At least at a Casino. At home, you could be arrested playing PIMP with your friends. The Craps Prostitute works for whomever IS the BANK.

On another web site there is a $100, $200 and a $300 Craps System, Money Management System that depends on Self Control and having enough self control of minimize your exposure to the House. It works. It takes a full pack of Craps Condoms to even have a possibility of consistent winnings, if you ARE good. Most cannot handle the pressure and begin to PAY for the Hand Job or, even worse. Keep your Bankroll in your chip rack and your hands OUT OF YOUR POCKET. You cannot find enough hard earned cash to get out of this cycle of deceit. I would prefer someone who has studied this SYSTEM of Craps Play to describe how it works.

Otherwise... I would be forced to post another THREAD and it is not going to be... good. I WAS a Pimp for the Craps Table Prostitute. It felt good taking the player for every chip in the chip rail. I watched the players. I watched the Table take in their chips, give them some time playing with the dice and asking them to "Sir, please step back from the table". As a former Craps Table Pimp and if necessary, would not mind to pimp on the side from time to time... but my table skills are not up to the standards of the professional table pimps. But... when they were... the Craps Prostitute took good care of all of us, as next door were the Blackjack Pimps, Roulette Pimps working for their table prostitutes. Never a dull moment in the Pimping the Player world.

Just... remember to "step back from the table, sir", when you are broke.

 

Very true statement. However, If i told you you are going to make 30 bets over the course of 3 hrs. Very timely bets. If I told you you will win an average of 10-20 units net over this 3 hrs but me the house will skim a slight % off the top, but you will still get your 10-20 units a session. Your base bet can start at $25 or $50 depending on whats your comfort level. If you knew you were getting paid a little less, but you knew you were assured of $250-500 at a $25 unit or $500-$1000 at a $50 unit, would take this slightly less that what is deserved payout for this winning session? more info on Twitter page @vdc702 and you can follow my journey

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