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Baccarat Finally found a winning system!!!

Discussion in 'Baccarat Forum' started by letswintogether, Oct 16, 2020.

  1. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Big claim princess rlmao” run more programs than anyone on the planet “ lol lol
    Lol
    The only program of yours is rehab lol.
    Respect
    Respect
    Lol
    Lol
    You look for respect with your attitude
    RLMAO you poor fool , you are really behind the 8 ball as far as humanity is concerned.
    One minute crying like a crack whore after the next hit , yeah your dealer really respect you princess, next minute telling everyone you are god lol ,

    ran the most program in history, hahah haahaa hahah lol.
    All theories princess no practice, lol haha respect lol. You are priceless lol.
    Guess I better apologies to forum because NOW you will blame me for you not posting “YOUR “ lol rlmao most run sim system lol haha . you have nothing princess. Dream on
     
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  2. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Lol you going up against the princess myrtle lol, only princess has the winner system lol. Make sure you give the respect it needs or it will be crying for days . Lol haahaa
     
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  3. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Just to help with positive self esteem, I respect you .
    Rlmao
     
  4. Ravinderchawla

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    Hi, I have been following ur posts, & deciphered ur system also,To be honest this is rock solid but a bit tedious to place bets within 15 sec, & am stuck at MM, As u have been playing this system for,so long, Can u kindly recommend an ideal MM, to enable my to implement it on line,& update u, As always thanks for ur cooperation, BTW are u presently playing this online & how are u faring?
     
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  5. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Good question Ravindachawla, I hope I have not upset him too much, you know he’s looking for an excuse to stop posting, so I hope he posts a reply to your questions.
    he never really spoke about mm did he ? I would say it’s not flat betting from his rants on other threads. but then again anytime is possible with that one’s mental prowess he probably has an unbelievable mm.
    Oh I look forward to the reply. It must be sleepy time in cold country princess vill.
    Looking forward to the ipl should be good. Cheers
     
  6. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Nice going to get it done in 15sec. Did you condense one or two of the steps as there is a couple of redundant steps there that’s not really needed. Like I said previously I wouldn’t play stadium with it. Good work. Ravi
     
  7. Richie

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    Been a while since I've been on the forum and going through the threads catching up, but I've got to post and congratulate you, your post is the funniest shit I've read all day, thanks :) Love the "blue face lack of air death" lol.

    On another note, your mention of the marty player "gee you don’t see 6 x in a row has to be y now" reminds me of something I saw a while back. I'm sitting playing, very pissed Chinese bloke plops down next to me and says "I fuck this casino velly long time, they fuckling crooks, but I fuck them bad". I look at the dealer and then the pit boss who gave me that look of "we tolerate him".

    So, this fuck head throws a minimum chip on the cloth and I pull my bet back...I'm not in the mood for tomfuckery at this point after a what should have been short session turned into a grind. So, fuck head says to me "Why you no bet? I never lose, I good lucky". Jesus wept. I entertain him with a reply something like I'll be bad luck for you, I was finished anyway and start to leave the table when he starts getting upset that I've upset the fucking ming yang zen or some shit. If that fucker hadn't been in a casino I'm sure I would have less diplomatic demeanour.

    So I thought, fuck it, I'll hang around not betting and watch this prick and see how he plays for a couple of minutes.

    He buys in, throws min table down. Jesus fuck, I'm going to twat this idiot. Loses. Then goes Marty, first buy in gone. Buys in again, second buy in gone. Well fuck me, this was morbidly fascinating watching a live train crash happen so quickly. He's swearing and calling the dealer a "fuckling long time clock who fuckling robbing his money, he nevler lose! " I'm looking at the pit boss wondering if this guy is going to get the walk outside without feet touching the floor trick, but he just rolls his eyes lol. Chinese guy asks for table limit to be raised, pit makes call, no problem. Fuck, the show is on thinks I.
    He buys in again, a nice stack if ever I saw one...it's gone in 3 hands, everything. I laugh so fucking hard. The guy is screaming, throws his drink at the dealer and gets himself mob handed by security and disappeared off the floor, loads of commotion. Pit boss later apologies, I say it's all good "that was the funniest shit I've seen, throughly enjoyed it. Next time there's a big Marty Marty show send me an invite!"

    When I see someone lose badly, the normal applies, you know, the look of sorry for your loss kind of look and maybe a couple of words of encouragement for next time etc.

    This was the first (and only) time when someone lost big, and I mean big, that I laughed so hard in their face I nearly pissed myself.

    Anyway, moral of the story...good old Marty, what a fucking class entertainer.
     
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  8. Punkcity

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    Yeah I laugh my ass off at the table often as possible when I see ( what / similar you posted) especially if they are so up themselves with the self grandiose trappings, if they blatantly think their that good and go down in a sack of shit even funnier. Imho.
    But if they are honest joe trying their best and you can see they are not being a fuktard and they dropped a couple of full Marty gracefully, yeah I leave them be , maybe better luck next time etc.

    To be honest myrtlejones is ok guy, I was just stirring him up, I’ve used a similar method to him so I understand where he was going, just he was beating around the bush imho like crazy, to me you going to post a method , post the dam thing explicitly, then get on with the discussion not the other way around. He did post on another thread more fully and is worth everyones while to track it down.

    Lol thanks glad you got a laugh, I try my best to mix it up a bit as it gets boring here sometimes. There is a huge silent majority of readers here this forum, and I like to think sometimes I get a smile on their face if not a chuckle at least.

    Some of the funniest post are blank out / censored but you usually can track it down by grabbing the poster avatar go message and tap on the number and it will take you to all ( as in your case message 51 ) post you have made. Some of the posts to Nate are funny as fuck imho. Trouble with some are they take it personally or to seriously and if they just stepped back a bit they would see I’m winding them up something shocking and they would have a laugh also. But it’s still funny if they don’t. Lol. As I said take Nate for example he’s got no sense of humour / not the sharpest tool in the box and just is a joy to post to , the fun part he’s just getting totally out of shape all the time and just makes imho the wrong moves out of emotional frustration, anger clouded wrong judgment calls. Mostly just pure self delusion which is the pure comedy.
    Nate would be Benny hill if Benny hill was the real person he was portraying on those sketches with a gerbil avatar and an American accent. Lol. Priceless.
    there are a few other favourites, kewlj, Stephen trabone, etc.
    Enjoy your reading. Cheers
     
  9. Richie

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    lol, Thanks for the tips, I'll have a good lookee. Enjoying the comedy.
     
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  10. Punkcity

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    I’ve been thinking about this but I think I channel a lot of Monty python especially the long winded twisting monologues. Lol. Cheers
     
  11. SPIKE

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    I was playing Baccarat a while back at evolution and on every hand they show what percentage of people are betting on Banker and Player. Just for fun for 100 hands while I was playing I kept track of how often the highest percentage was right and it came out to be about 50/50. So I thought I wonder if you just follow the crowd with the highest percentage using a progression, how would that work out. Turns out not very well. It's amazing how many times in a row the high-percentage players can be wrong. I thought it would be more like couple wrong couple right couple wrong. But there are times when they're wrong five or six times in a row. I should have known the casino is not going to broadcast anything we can exploit.

    They also display after every outcome all the winners and how much they won. I'm mazed at the size of some of the bets people are making. There's a $10,000 limit and you constantly see $20,000 payouts, which means somebody bet $10,000 on Player. In Michigan who has that kind of money. I constantly see payouts where people bet 6 and 8 and $9,000 per hand. I saw a guy make over $100,000 on 15 hands. And here I was betting a dollar a hand. LOL
     
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    Do you think that if you looked at the amount of money bet on each hand, not percentage of players, how often the lower amount won? That could possibly be telling. However, I doubt that would really be telling just because the casino could be accused of not having a random game.
     
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    BWWAAAHH ya gotta love it when the spike talks baccarat s, hey hey.
     
  14. SPIKE

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    When I play Baccarat in a brick-and-mortar casino I was always curious about following the majority and how that would work out. Online it's easy to do because it tells yo what the majority are betting on. I was surprised at how often the majority is wrong in a row. At the end of a hundred bets it's right around 50 50. It just shows you people have no idea what to bet on. It's all random luck for most of them. I can win at Baccarat by waiting for it to play my game. But because there's only one stream of information to follow it's not really worth my time.
     
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    sir hi.
    can we apply this to double dozen ?
     
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  16. Punkcity

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    Thanks for posting, it was good to reference this loser thread again, lol. Cheers
     
  17. Nathan Detroit

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    Read up on the dozens at a roulette forum .
     

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