Misc How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go!? You Haven’t Seen Nothing Yet!

CORRECTION first: Meant to say "SOCK PUPPET lizard", not "SOCK POCKET lizard".

Thanks for pointing out. But chameleons' skill to change colors -- which is commonly known as camouflage among non-lizards -- is distinct from their skill of self-amputation. I would say that for an Eunuch Lizard like "OnceHadDearBalls" or "GtheNoMan" to turn its cut-off balls or tails into a SOCK PUPPET lizard like "Johnny'sDoll" requires some morphing at least.

 

You are probably correct. I will have to cogitate on the proper jargon for this self-amputation ability. I'm sure some of the lizards not only can lose their tales, but probably ingest them after losing them, or even more perverse -- eat them while they are still attached up to the amputation point. I assume this would be "self-cannibalism," but not being a cannibalism expert, I defer to proper authorities.

 

Sounds like an extreme perverted form of "self-gratification" -- an unique skill that only Eunuch lizards of Lizards of Vegas can claim. With that, they must have a mouthful.

Couldn't help but wonder: How Low Can Lizards of Vegas Go!? You Haven't Seen Nothing Yet!

 

QUESTIONS:

1. Will you accept a public relation specialist for WHORE houses as the ADMINISTRATOR of talent shows or beauty pageants?

2. Will you accept a public relation specialist for GAMBLING houses as the ADMINISTRATOR of a Blackjack forum?

 

Questions #3 and #4:

3. When you participate in a talent show or beauty contest, do you want your identity, your age and other intimate personal data, etc., to fall into the hands of the RECRUITERS FOR WHORE HOUSES?

4. When you participate in a Blackjack forum, do you want your identity, your password, email address, special skills, card counting styles, the locations you ply your trade, etc., to fall into the HANDS OF CASINOS?

 

Questions #5 and #6:

5. When a WHORE HOUSE RECRUITER hosts a talent show or a beauty pageant, who gets the benefits? The WHORE HOUSES OR THE SHOW OR PAGEANT PARICIPANTS?

6. When a DEFENDER OF CASINO CHEATING administers a blackjack forum, who reaps the benefit? THE CASINOS OR THE BLACKJACK FORUM MEMBERS?

 

Questions #5 and #6:

5. When a WHORE HOUSE RECRUITER hosts a talent show or a beauty pageant, whose interests were served? The WHORE HOUSES OR THE SHOW/PAGEANT PARICIPANTS?

6. When a DEFENDER OF CASINO CHEATING administers a blackjack forum, who could reap the ultimate benefit? THE CASINOS OR THE BLACKJACK FORUM PARICIPANTS OR READERS?

 

These do seem like reasonable concerns.

 

Of course, of course, and watch out! No one ever knows HOW LOW COULD LIZARDS OF VEGAS GO!

 

QUESTION: What Makes the Creepy Lizards of Vegas Tick?

ANSWER: That's a question too hard to be adequately covered in a limited space. The following documented occurrence may shed some light, however. As shown in the following image,

the Numero Uno Lizard "OnceHadDearBalls" of Lizards of Vegas was EMOTIONALLY EXCITED enough on June 2nd, 2021 to shout "Put up or shut up!" when a discussion of possible CASINO CHEATING appeared in a blackjack forum of the Society of Lizards of Vegas.