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Roulette Parx online fun lol

Discussion in 'Roulette Forum' started by TurboGenius, Mar 5, 2017.

  1. mr j

    mr j Well-Known Member

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    Turbo and me? >> (damn funny movie)
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  2. Bago

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    Like every new roulette players, I started to test and do simulations on methods based on past spins, but as I have a brain, I stopped quite soon, and started to study methods that have made their proof (in the real world). I have bought all roulette computers on the market, tested them, learned VB, and at the end of my roulette venture, I used bias, and it is with this last approach that I made the most money in the real Casino, but I could not continue since the pitboss asked the dealers to clean the wheel each time I entered the Casino, and as I didn't want to spend much time looking for another biased wheel (I don't have lot of Casinos around me), I simply stopped.
     
  3. TurboGenius

    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    Bago when he saw that I wasn't in first place at Parx lol
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  4. mr j

    mr j Well-Known Member

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    As I said, a few posts back. Regardless of your RANK, if you made a profit, I think thats what is most important.

    At the casino.....I net 1K, the other guy nets 2k, and the hot Asian chick nets 3k. So did I lose? No.

    Ken
     
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  5. Fossell

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    You really haven't got a clue it seems. (edit: it doesn't seem. You just haven't eh)
     
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  6. Fossell

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    I enjoyed that though. I liked the shit out of it
     
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  7. TurboGenius

    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    I almost wanted to let Sir Anyone make a joke about this quote - he can do it better than me.
    They don't "clean" a wheel when a specific person walks into a casino... lol
    That's two good laughs in one day, I've had my fill.
    "Quick ! Bago is coming !"
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    Ok I'm done, I've had my laugh - there's work to do ! Have to try to manage at least a third place this week lol
     

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    gizmotron Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    It's Gambler's Glen West and old home for home-styles week.
     
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    Aww, u mad?:mad:

    Just to clear things up, I was not agreeing with how many fake chips you were up or down. I really don't care how many fake chips you are up or down. As someone pointed out, if you keep using fake chips year after year on multiple different sites, eventually you will have a good run and you can then claim you tweaked your system.

    Anyways, when this fucking moron finds an advantage..... I INVEST REAL MONEY ON IT... as I'm about to go do now. Have fun with your fake money play. ;)
     
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  11. TurboGenius

    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    Heck no - this has been really funny and entertaining. Watching people who hate me trip over their own feet as they are proven to be idiots ? Nope, it's a hoot.

    lol
    I said before - I'm playing this in the casino as well.... but I keep forgetting... you're an idiot... so I'll say it again.
    I don't see what advantage you would possibly have considering the intelligence level you display in your posts.
    Is it the "wobbly wheel" advantage ? or the "secret computer hidden in my rectum" advantage ? Or... wait - do you use a system that gives you the advantage ? Hell no, say it isn't so lol.
    With all that advantage - you couldn't help but chime in with the other idiot on my thread.... because you don't care...not at all.....
    You guys are great. And good luck. I wish you all of the advantages you deserve. I hope they aren't spraying windex on your wheels like they did to Bago... he was doing great before he pulled up outside and they grabbed the cleaning spray bottles. lol
     
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  12. Dr. Sir Anyone Anyone

    Dr. Sir Anyone Anyone Well-Known Member Lineage to Founders

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    Turbo,

    I've just blown your paultry roulette win out of the water with my slot machine system. Using my special system I'm now up $222,807,000!

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    It's in free mode, but hey...it's the same thinG as PlaYinG in livE moDe riGht???
     

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  13. TurboGenius

    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    No, it's not. You know how roulette works - I'm sure of it.
    The rng picks the numbers (or the actual spins at the live wheel at Celtic).
    There's no "slot machine". The math is fair and the same as in the casino and the results have been
    exactly the same. I'm repeating myself. Shrugs.
     
  14. Dr. Sir Anyone Anyone

    Dr. Sir Anyone Anyone Well-Known Member Lineage to Founders

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    Nuh Uh!!!

    It's the same thing. You're just JELLY!!!

    You don't know HOW my secret system works, so how can you say whether or not it works?
     
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  15. TurboGenius

    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    And no you haven't. That is a screen shot that is available on the web - "YOU" didn't do that.
    I'm the one with the burden of proof though, not you. You can throw rocks and never have to back
    up what you do or say. It's nice that way, I agree.
    I understand your "joke" though - but like Obama would say "You didn't do that".


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    No I got a slot system. Themz my wins.

    Everyone, I'm sorry that I'm slow responding to all of your inquireeez abouts my secret slot system, but I will eventually get to themz all.

    Cheerz!
     
  17. Bago

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    Eddie, unfortunately for you, it is Snowman who told me about this counter-measure, you know some sort of thing that will never happen to you with your martingale on hot numbers, the Casinos will offer you dinner and drinks for free each time you would enter a Casino (not going to happen with your millions drawdown).
    You are not good at understanding the maths of the game but it is surprising that you don't understand also a ball does bounce more randomly on a cleaned wheel than it does on a "dirty"one.

    You laugh a lot to give you courage because you do not have any argument to counter the facts. Just checked your balance you have lost 600K but it is ok as long as your wife gives you 200$ to buy in 900K virtual chips to restart your martingale on hot numbers.
     

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    TurboGenius Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    I guess I'll just keep laughing then.
    Hey, nice profile picture - your hero. lol.
    That's one handsome bastard I must say.
     
  19. mr j

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    Nothing but games. Silly profile pics, using my name at the "other" site, multiple user names (same person) etc.

    All because of being embarrassed. (lol) A person is a winner or they are not. Nothing grey about that shit. I really respect the posters that say.....they suck at this game but still try. At least thats honesty.

    Ken
     
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    For you Bago >>

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