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Discussion in 'Suggestions / Comments / Criticisms / Problems' started by GaryG, Jan 2, 2022.

  1. oopsididitagain

    oopsididitagain Active Member

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    Time to go back on the "ventilator", I guess.
     
  2. thereddiamanthe

    thereddiamanthe Well-Known Member

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    The guy on the dying bed got asked by his wife.

    'Have I ever been cheated?'
    'No.'
    'Its OK .. I just wanna know.'
    'No.'
    'Really?? Dou you sweeaaar?'
    'Look, if I ever cheated on you I am gonna turn in the grave.'

    The guy passes on & a while, a few years, after passes the wife as well.
    She hits the Heaven's Door & a curious look reads on her.

    'I am St. Peter, you ain't allowed in here.'
    'Its OK .. I just wanna know if my husband's here?'
    'Hmmm .. Well, describe him.'
    'Tall, black hair, medium constitution, a driver by profession.'
    'Hmmm .. We plenty of such here .. any particulars?'
    'His name is Peter, like yours ..'
    'Yeah!?'
    '& he said he'll turn in grave if he ever cheated on me.'

    'Hmm .. I have an interesting story for you.
    A while ago the Hell go so big global warming hit the Earth & now reaching heaven as well.
    The council of angels sat down on what to do about it.
    The conclusion was groundbreaking really.
    For the first time in history, an exemption to the Heaven/Hell decree has been made.'

    'Yeeaah .. well, well, I fail to see what's all this got to do with 'my' Peter?!?'

    'HA! .. that's the one we are using for the ventilator!!''
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2022

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