Lounge SoxyNoSuk-Kockkonuts Method Vs PunkyLadyBoySluttyRacoonMethod kitchen testing....

Kitchen testing....
Fake player of course
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Fictional Player of course...

Nobody Fkkks with Soxys kitchen.....

Will continue to update/post if there is interest and time during my Slutty days..times ..

Bet selections.are flat bets, and

a must watch if you read my thread.or you will have bad luck for 69 KoKonut years

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOKlKUpL4fexi90eeNoSIXVfXyiKNIwhY





Warning Made up info may or may not follow::::


1801
SoxyNoSuk-KockKonuts Method

SNSKK Method VERSION 1

-2 .30
6 wins
8 losses


1801

PunkyLadyBoySluttyRacoon Method

Aka (Is that a kokonut in your pants or are you just happy to see me method) (aka you can't handle my Kokonuts method) (aka is Punky really Alrelaxxx method)

PLBSR Method

-2.15

3 wins
5 losses

Ill ask AlreLax (FatheadLax) if be can update banker 5% vs the super Six half pay...I don't have that info..


1801,1,P
1801,2,P
1801,3,B
1801,4,B
1801,5,B
1801,6,B
1801,7,B
1801,8,P
1801,9,B
1801,10,P
1801,11,P
1801,12,P
1801,13,P
1801,14,P
1801,15,P
1801,16,B
1801,17,P
1801,18,B
1801,19,B
1801,20,P
1801,21,B
1801,22,B
1801,23,P
1801,24,P
1801,25,P
1801,26,B
1801,27,P
1801,28,P
1801,29,P
1801,30,P
1801,31,B
1801,32,P
1801,33,P
1801,34,P
1801,35,P
1801,36,B
1801,37,P
1801,38,B
1801,39,B
1801,40,P
1801,41,P
1801,42,P
1801,43,B
1801,44,P
1801,45,B
1801,46,B
1801,47,P
1801,48,B
1801,49,P
1801,50,B
1801,51,P
1801,52,B
1801,53,P
1801,54,B
1801,55,B
1801,56,P
1801,57,P
1801,58,B
1801,59,B
1801,60,B
1801,61,B
1801,62,P
1801,63,B
1801,64,B
1801,65,B
1801,66,P
1801,67,P
1801,68,P
1801,69,B
1801,70,B
1801,71,P
1801,72,B
1801,73,B
1801,74,B
1801,75,P

 

Dam it with the forum editing timeout...make it 10 mins KoKonut admins...

I agree with junky..this forum is junky ..

'Bet selections.are flat bets, and @ FatHeadLax CopyWrited because the forum.cant handle his.kokoNUTS'

 

For My lounge Fans...

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Warning this may or.may not be an actual or fictional NO-kokonuts attempt at the bacaratzz coinflip game
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Warning to the forum princesses, this may also have some 5cent attempt at being humorous, so don't get your panties in a wad around your small baby kokonuts....
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After 45 shoes Played live:

SoxyNoSuk-KockKonuts Method
SNSKK Method VERSION 1

-8 Unit Precomish ( results are not so accurate from shoe results 17 through 45) quit shoe early hand 55

PunkyLadyBoySluttyRacoon Method
PLBSR Method VERSION 9inch

Aka (Is that a kokonut in your pants or are you just happy to see me method) (aka you can't handle my Kokonuts method) (aka is Punky really Alrelaxxx method)

+24 Precomish

Full.update below...

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Kitchen table update..long winded ..got the long winded infection from punky ....

45 shoes Played, mostly alone and at about 17 shoes in , I stopped tracking to hand 75, and only to hand 55 to save time as required by this casino to reset/reshuffle/bring out a new randomized (lol) shoe, this was done because the punky flavored method(stop/reset while ahead to walk around the casino to look for ladyboys for late night slutty times) was way ahead (+12 after 17 shoes Vs -6 for the full Soxman Copycut version) precomision.... And then I played exclusively that version from shoe 17 to 45....

About 6 days at the Casinos..
Yes, comped 5 Star hotels (NoBU), food, rooms, girls, massages, facials (not what your thinking punky, don't get eggcited), ladyboys,racoons etc

Yes, orientals (Korean and Chinese and Donating Kind, Soxman please explain how these cats can be such good cooks and so smart..yet have a faulty gambling gene)

And even a Special Russian Donater popped in,with about $300K USD, betting 10K-15k USD per hand and about 2k to 4k on ALL the bonuses every hand..he lost about $100k in about 15 mins and laughed it off and walked away with his.entourage... luckily my one little $100 not-kokonut bet was on the same side as him and I think one of the only times he won.... I've been known to.pull my little $100 minimum bet when this kokonuts start loosing emotional control and slamming $3K,$5K,$10K,$15K + bets at my little $100 table. Just hate to see the carwreks sometimes and feel bad if my luckyness contributes to their demise... Do any. of the other fictional kitchen testing katz feel that way? Soxy, Punky, Junky, Fatty, Jae??????

While the Russian was donating I was daydreaming what if I had big Russian kokonuts, would i.bet that high???

If I did have big Russian kokonuts I would have ended up +$169,300 on a $10k USD flat bet after my 45 shoe trip.,.+16.9 units .. fictionally of course ..

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First off .......
Thanks Punky/Soxman/Junky/Jae/FatHeadLax/Turbo for.sharing.your ideas...and forum contributions... Not necessarily in that order.... Remember BROs Before HOEs

I blended them and came up with a
Fictional Way to.play that I think will work at the casinos If I cAn ever borrow the money or scam a.fellow forum member .. joke admin please don't move my post to the Lounge again.

I might post some of the more interesting shoes if I get bored and if there is Interest...

I play $100 units, commission table, unlimited free hands (only chance there is to win long term in my amateur opinion, because playing the half price Banker pay version is Kokonutz...unless you use the Phil Ivey Method...google it)

After 17 shoes I was down about $600 plus komish (8 units drawdown was not that bad about $800 plus the comish) playing the full on copycat Soxman No-kokonut-No-Suk-Kok-Kok version as deciphered by FatHeadLax......

I was tracking the Punky Ladyboy flavored Soxman version at the same.time.and it was.up +12 units minus komish same shoes.. almost same NotKokonut bets...

So me being a Smart flavored cat I decided to play the rest of my trip using the ladyboy flavored version.

The results of the.full.soxman version are distorted after shoe 17 as I didn't play out the whole shoe.. I requested new randomized (yes punky lol) shoe after hand 55.

But i continued.to track out of curiosity..etc

At about shoe 39 Soxman full flavor was at it's Lowest of (-17 units) while the Punky ladyboyflavored (soxmans selections with my take on Punkys MM) was +20 . (Yes I know internet gangsters .5 a shoe average sucks, but imagine if I was a Russian donator flavor with big kokoNUTS (quit salivating Punky/Jae) ) and I might be making up that huge .5 unit success too... That Russian kokonut would have been up $169k if he wouldve copied my bets with a $10k flat bet ...and be willing to play 45 shoes over 6 days lol... """"Pay with money or time as Punky would say"""""

Boring myself now so I'll wrap it up ..
Ended the 45 shoe kitchen test
Soxman full flavor -8
PunkyLadyboyRacoon flavor +24
After commission cleared +16.96 units or about $1700 with the punkyMM, yeah suks I know internet Koin flipper's.. but I plan to move up to $500 flat bet once I get forum donations... And then the total will be a more respectable $8500 for the fictional 6 day 45 shoe grind.... Just send money to my cashApp
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