Baccarat Ties in Baccarat

Wow, you must have had a tough time at the tables last night. Take you longer than an hour? What I posted on tie is reality and worth a lot of money. Sorry if you have not played a baccarat shoe with tie yet. Maybe because in and out in 30 minutes so much?

 

Why is it you only want to put your hands on your hips and sway whatever weight you have or push to have and just push people into the proverbial corner and piss on them????

and just do no good???? All you do is act like a bully and pick a fight with anybody and everybody and you talk about me or other people you need to buy a bottle of Windex and look in the mirror pal!!!!!!!

I'd be embarrassed to push you out of the way if there was a speeding truck coming down the road although I would but I'd be like apologizing to society in general for not watching you go splat!!!!

 

Why is it you only want to put your hands on your hips and sway whatever weight you have or push to have and just push people into the proverbial corner and piss on them????

and just do no good???? All you do is act like a bully and pick a fight with anybody and everybody and you talk about me or other people you need to buy a bottle of Windex and look in the mirror pal!!!!!!!

I'd be embarrassed to push you out of the way if there was a speeding truck coming down the road although I would but I'd be like apologizing to society in general for not watching you go splat!!!!

 

You need to buy another 'puter bro as it is duplicating your posts - hahaha.

Maybe you can write us a poem 'My very first tie.'

 

Tie - A Haiku
by R19

Stormy wintertime
A personal, green tie play
whilst watching the same

 

Man, I already got some reviews on my work:

"The juxtaposition of Tie and same is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale

"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Tie'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler

"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the stormy wintertime."
- Hit the Spoof

"I felt that I was a Tie. It was spooky. I hope to read more by R19. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop

"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a Tie. I can't belive R19 has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison

"Stormy wintertime is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic


Your turn... You can do it! It can be like Dead Poets Society!!!

 

Because no one listens to you at the casino? You can't boss people around in your family at your house? You got fired and you can't get hired? You walk down the street and you can't kick that loser looking attitude and everybody recognizes it off the bat? It's one of those cuz every time you come on the board it's never anything nice and all it is, is you are actually you just peeing on everybody!!!!!!!

 

Like I said:

'What I posted on tie is reality and worth a lot of money. Sorry if you have not played a baccarat shoe with tie yet. Maybe because in and out in 30 minutes so much?'

 

Because no one listens to you at the casino? You can't boss people around in your family at your house? You got fired and you can't get hired? You walk down the street and you can't kick that loser looking attitude and everybody recognizes it off the bat? It's one of those cuz every time you come on the board it's never anything nice and all it is, is you are actually you just peeing on everybody!!!!!!!

 

I put my money on the bank wager it was an ATA which was fit for the felt
and then everybody placed their wager on the opposite side which was player side of the felt
THen the cards came and the dealer flipped over a 9 for the opposite side and I said oh s***
Then the dealer flipped over another nine and then she slid the card off the top of the one on the bottom and the green revealed a colorful card called the King of Diamonds!
Saved by the Bell, Saved on the felt.

There is my poem sweety R21, R19.

 

The Double 9 by Johnny

I put my money on the bank wager it was an ATA which was fit for the felt
and then everybody placed their wager on the opposite side which was player side of the felt
THen the cards came and the dealer flipped over a 9 for the opposite side and I said oh s***
Then the dealer flipped over another nine and then she slid the card off the top of the one on the bottom and the green revealed a colorful card called the King of Diamonds!
Saved by the Bell, Saved on the felt.

There is my poem sweety R21, R19.

 

This is very good, and I like it. This beautifully describes why players will really want a tie and will pound the table and squeeze cards very hard to get it. When the opposite side opens 8, 9, or even 7 then it is not a good sign. 3 card 9's are some of the worst opposite side results.

 

Hey nineteen or Twenty One tell us the truth are you still banned over there and why did you get banned in the first place did you proposition people?

 

Don't get me started about propositions and drama. The best part of the casino is where you literally are just standing or sitting there and someone else does something or says something out of the blue that causes a shit storm. I have only received on 'rest of the day' '86. You are the one who threw the baccarat shoe!

Let's stick with ties here. I'm not going to apply energy to that though as if you're looking for high payout, 25x1 or better is more interesting.

 

What kind of secret language are you talkin in? Throwing the shoe what are you blabbering about why can't you answer a simple question if you're banned or not? No idea what you're talking about throwing a f****** shoe!!!!!!

 

Thanks for the detailed answer R19.

Do you think it is possible to find data where for example there is shoes with many tie at the end of the shoe, and cards that have been dealt every hand?

 

NP. Actually The Dark Wizard and his Black Riders offer such baccarat shoes available for download. Might want top check strategy testing posts. Not sure on Zuma, etc.

Any real casino shuffle could build anything they want it to if they cared to do so. The shuffle, cut, and burn cards bring deep thought.

 

Thanks, i'll have a look...

Allright, i 'll have a look in a online casino to see how often they shuffle... but i'm not sure that bur cards is a pain, sometimes it will advantage you sometime not and finally will be balanced for your results don't you think?

 

I think the idea is seductive, looking for a streak in the shoe (for example lot of odd cards came out, then obviously many even cards remains) then Tie results would be easier to produce coz results might be 2/4/6/8 instead 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9... I don't pretend anything, as i said i'm not a baccarat player, i don't know if it would be possible) but the idea is seductive. Besides as i have noticed with you and few people here, this seems to be the perfect bet to look like a crazy gambler...

 

Opinion of the tie bet by a professional gambler that it is not a good bet and should be avoided.


JP knows what he is talking about .



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