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Slots Mickey's Roadplayer Blog

Discussion in 'Slots Forum' started by Mickey Crimm, Sep 16, 2016.

  1. Mickey Crimm

    Mickey Crimm Well-Known Member

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    Okay, BH. Here is an exploitable game that you may find in Atlantic City. I know for a fact it is/was in Nevada, Florida and South Dakota. It's an IGT game so you have the potential of finding this game in any market that IGT can be found in. It's called Red Hot Jackpots. Here's a screenshot of a bank:



    red-hot-jackpots.jpg

    This is the 1 cent version of the game. It also comes in 2 cents and 5 cents. You can see that it is a linked bank. The bottom meter is the key meter. In the photo it is at $5.41 This meter runs at 5% so it zings along when the bank is getting action. You need action from ploppies to exploit this game. When that bottom meter gets to $9 you start playing betting $1 max bet.

    When you catch 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols in the window you are awarded the bottom meter and 10 free games. If you catch 8 Red Hot Jackpot symbols in the free games you are awarded the next meter up which starts at $20 and runs at 2.5%.

    If other players are max betting you are in a race to see who catches the 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols to get the bottom meter. You don't have to win every race to make money on this game. The object is to make yourself look like a player by min betting until the meter gets to $9 then start max betting. At $9 you are playing with a 20% edge.

    Here is a youtube video of the game. This is the 5 cent version of the game. Stop the video at 1 second. You can see the 3 Red Hot Jackpot symbols in the window and the lady's hand on the start button to activate the free games. You will see that she catches at least 8 Red Hot Jackpot symbols in the free games and is awarded the next meter up.



    In the 5 cents version of the game you wait until the bottom meter is at $45 to start max betting. In the 2 cent version you wait until the bottom meter is at $18.
     
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  2. Mickey Crimm

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    There is a good trick to Red Hot Jackpots. When you catch the 3 Red Hot Jackpots symbols in the window you have to hit the start button to activate the free games. If the other players are short coining--you have to monitor the other players--they are driving the meter up without qualifying for the free games. You can sit there and watch the meter continue to go up before hitting the start button for the free games.
     
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  3. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member Compulsive Liar

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    Yes, as you mentioned you sniffed on two sites.

    Sounds like you were sniffing to me, not just wanting to observe.

    "like yourself"? There is no "like yourself", slots is not and never will be my game. I've no desire to ever play slots, but enjoyed reading how MC does it.

    The thing is, upon posting your request, at least three people could have assisted, arsy-RoyW and that was never going to happen. Perhaps WoN, but he made himself loud and clear at WoV and of course MC, the most likely candidate. What did you want exactly, "oh yeah coconut groove, second aisle, third machine from the right, always pays out on the third Thursday of the month??


    There you go, despite telling MC "FUCK-YOU ASSHOLE!" and running his life down, he's provided info above, not a bad guy after all.
     
  4. LarryS

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    I dont project "fears"....I project the reality that alcoholics are not people to be admired. So my respone was to people like boz who claims MC is happy and admires his lifestyle. those that admire his "lifestyle'. So all I do is comment that his "lifestyle" includes regularly drinking in excess.....and I DONT admire that. My response is to those folks who applaud MC for :living life on his terms".....while "his terms" invovles being an alcoholic. He makes that quite clear. And unlike most on this thread I dont applaud those "terms". I wont participate as an enabler.

    I do not enable alcoholics with that type of talk. Every alcoholic that killed or maimed someone had people telling them the same things. You know, "leave him alone, he is happy as he is, just let him be"

    Do I know he drives drunk with a certainty? Nope, and I dont that the sun will come out tomorrow for sure either. But I do know from personal interaction with alcoholics over my life in my professional life...that they lie. And they are in denial. And they are unhappy. As are the vast majority of drug addicts, and gambling addicts. They are all in denial until they get help and clean themselves up...and a big part of the denial is lying. Lying to themselves and to others. Lying is best friend of addicts.

    So chances are he has done things that put others lives in jeopardy when he was drunk. He either doesnt remember or is going to deny it with lies.
    Can I SAY FOR SURE? If what you want is a video of me witnessing that behavior,... you are right...then I DONT HAVE PROOF. You can hide behind that comforting fact.

    As people applaud MC for his carefree enviable lifestyle....I am sure they will all be in line to be a living liver donor when the time comes...so that MC can continue his enviable lifestyle. After all,...... after all the entertainment he gives you...its the least you can do.

    So no....I dont admire MC "living life on his terms",,,to me thats not enviable.

    But for others who look up to someone being an alcoholic slot player,.....I must wonder where are they "looking up" from? That must be a sadder place.
     
  5. Mickey Crimm

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    Larry, you are just a piece of shit with a big mouth.
     
  6. Junket King

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    Thank you Dr Phil.
     
  7. Blackhole

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    Did the missing "t" in wanted in the above sentence actually put you in such a tail spin? What I was saying was by asking for help everyone was going to suggest that I wanted to be taught. In fact like yourself you went even a step further with this stupid comment "Weren't you the one begging on forums for some slot help"

    In addition, why in your quotes of me did you leave out the part where I was willing just to watch any AP walk into a casino without explaining anything to me and just let me watch and witness them leave a winner?

    One other thing, you haven't a clue who I might be speaking to in private. So, please stop printing nonsense since your not even close with your guessing.
     

  8. LarryS

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    Its a long held debating tactic....if you cant debate the facts..............make up a new set of fabricated facts to suit your thesis. JK can always win that way
     
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  9. redietz

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    Blackhole, you never mentioned what the motivation for the person demonstrating something to you would be. Why would anyone show you anything? What would be gained?

    I mean, by definition, an "APer" -- you have a very narrow definition of APer, by the way -- would not do anything that doesn't have a clear and obvious reward that outweighs risks.

    I don't want to put words in your mouth, so just explain why you think someone would want to show you something. It doesn't make any sense to me. Is this some debate trick? If someone were an APer and showed you something for no reason, they really wouldn't be an APer.
     
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  10. Mickey Crimm

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    Larry, thank you for explaining your debate tactics to us. I don't agree with your tactics but thank you for admitting it to us.
     
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    I really don’t care one way or the other if anyone ever shows me anything.

    There have been several big time advantage plays exposed over the years. Millions and millions of dollars were made. Card counting at one time was a big time play. Today if you could sustain an average living doing it requires a great deal of work and luck.

    I don’t deny advantage play exists. It’s the level it’s played up to be on these forums I have issue with. M.Crimms numbers are believable but don’t seem much better then card counting. It has to be obvious the casinos aren’t that concerned about guys like M.C.

    This argument has been going on for years and keeps running into the same dead-end. Final conclusion is AP’s can make all the outrageous claims of success without an ounce of proof. Case - Closed
     
  12. LarryS

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    I dont see why they would be concerned. All MC seems to be doing is capturing mini jackpots that are due to hit for anybody. If he wasnt there..the casino would give the money to someone else. Casinos dont care who wins. Whether its MC intentionally milking a machine when he calculates the jackpot will hit, or joe blow who stumbles on the machine and plays randomly. No EXTRA money is leaving the casino's coffers.
     
  13. redietz

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    I haven't read any particularly outrageous claims here, so maybe I'm out of the loop.
     
  14. Junket King

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    Get you, Mr F. Lee Bailey
     

  15. Mickey Crimm

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    I pulled a fast one on psychobabble Larry last night. It had been since last Thursday that I had a drink. I was getting a powerful hankering for a shot and a beer last night. But I got to thinking....if I go out and get drunk....when I come home I'm lible to put some stupid shit up in the forum when I'm drunk. So I grabbed the keys to my car, unplugged the laptop, marched it out to the car and placed it in the trunk. Then I brought the keys back in the house and threw them on the table. I marched off down the street to the bar. Sure enough I got home drunker than a three headed billy goat. But my laptop was in the trunk of my car sitting just outside the door. I don't touch my car when I've been drinking. So psychobabble Larry didn't get to read a drunk MC post last night. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
     
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    I started this thread in an attempt to do something constructive. Basically to give an account of day to day life for a machine pro. Per the usual Larry jumped in the thread and attempted to derail it. I have a ton of experience dealing with someone who exhibits all the symptons of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Rob Singer. I've been portrayed as everything under the sun but a human being by Singer. Singer shows all the symptoms of NPD. He is overly arrogant, shows extreme lack of empathy, an inflated sense of entitlement, and engages in magical thinking.

    Who else do you know who is overly arrogant, shows an extreme lack of empathy, an inflated sense of entitlement, and engages in magical thinking? Why, it's LarryS, of course. Do I have it in for him? No. I feel for him. Those with NPD live sad, lonely lives. The internet has been a ready made instrument for those with NPD. Through the forums they get to anonymously run other people down in an attempt to assuage the bad feelings they have about themselves. As Larry has stated, he doesn't write about himself....it's always others. As if that is some kind of moral high ground. But as he writes about others, like KJ, or Axel, or myself you can see that his comments are always negative. If you read between the lines of his writings about others, it screams out "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!!"

    So sad. He really thinks he is making us look bad. But he is only fooling himself.

    I will continue to post things up in this thread about the AP liifestyle, how an AP thinks, how an AP does things. It's not bragging, as Larry has stated. It's just an honest attempt to show others what the life is like. And since I named it a roadplayer's blog I think I will also post up some stories about the life I lived on the road before I ran into gambling.

    At first I didn't want Larry in this thread. But now I think he is welcome to run me down all he wants to. I lived a pretty rough life before gambling put me on easy street. I've overcome a hell of a lot tougher things than Larry. He is actually a piece of cake. So, Larry, limp on off with your bad self.
     
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  17. LarryS

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    If you notice, I had my say, and had stopped addressing the people who cheer you on as living the great life that they wish they had.
    And that was the end of it. I hadnt referred to you for over 24 hours and it was over and done. However, you want to dredge it up again...thats fine.
     
  18. Mickey Crimm

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    Larry, this parphrase, "the people who cheer you on as living the great life that they wish they had" is a figment of your imagination. It is the typical magical thinking of someone with NPD.
     
  19. Mickey Crimm

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    I think I'm going to take off on another road trip today. My towns haven't had enough soak time but I'm going to pull a video poker play off the backburner. So this trip I will be taking a lot of variance. Here's a screenshot of the game. You won't find it on Wizard of Odds. Shack has no clue about the game. I'm the only person in the world who exploits it. I found it 9 years ago. It's called Joker's Jackpot. It's nickel denom and you can see a 20 coin bet, $1. At first glance you might say that is a very bad payscale. I'll explain the game below the picture.

    In the payscale you can see the 5 of a Kind pays 1000 coins or 50 for 1. But that is not the true payoff. In the upper left you can see that the 5 of a Kind multiplier is on 3X. That means the 5 of a Kind pays 150 for 1. When you hit a 5 of a Kind you will be payed then you are dealt five cards face down. Behind one of the cards will be a 2X multiplier, behind 2 of the cards will be a 3X multiplier, behind one of the cards will be a 4X multiplier, and behind one of the cards will be a 5X multiplier. Take you pick and live with the consequences.

    The natural 4 of a Kinds work the same way. In the payscale it shows the natural 4K paying 14 for 1. But since the multiplier is on 5X it actually pays 70 for 1. When you hit a natural 4K you will be dealt five cards face down. Behind one of the cards will be a 2X multiplier, behind one of the cards will be a 3X multiplier, behind 2 of the cards will be a 4X multiplier, and behind 1 of the cards will be a 5X multiplier.

    With the Joker 4K's you can see the payscale showing 6 for 1. But since the multiplier is on 4X it actually pays 24 for 1. When you hit a Joker 4K you will be dealt 5 cards face down. Behind 2 of the cards will be a 2X multiplier, behind 2 of the cards will be a 3X multiplier, and behind 1 of the cards will be a 4X multiplier. I call the above configuration a 3-5-4. You can run it on the software. It comes in at 104.41%

    Next post....
     
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  20. LarryS

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    here are the posts that I responded to...its not like I responded out of nowhere,.
    All the posts above either admire your lifestyle, or applaude you like a dancing monkey for being so amusing when you are drunk.
    So I gave my opinion...and I leave it at that,
    Every alcoholic who killed themselves and or others....had people in the background saying how cool they were, how amusing they were, how harmless they were. But when they need a liver transplant, bale to get out of jail, a good attorney, or a place to live......the price of the amusement isnt worth it anymore, and they move on to the next entertaining alcoholic.
    Right now, the price for your amusement is just right for the masses. You will hear alot of "you go boy"........until the price goes up.

    He may be better characterized as "a binge drinker with alcoholic tendencies."

    Regardless as to label, the guy can control it when he puts his mind to it, and that's a good thing."
    per MR v(i darkend it myself"

    just another way to assume and allow oneself to cheer on the behavior. A person with a conscience needs to think like the above...needs to assure themselves that you are not really an alcoholic. .....Not me.

    I will leave it at that. I answered your response...and go on with your AP stuff.
     
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