Baccarat Baccarat Out of Order Glossary

Throwing a Baccarat Shoe:

1. When you are such a good player there is actually a line placed on your performance of play during a specific shoe of baccarat at official sports books. As a wise cat, you and some nefarious characters decide to 'throw the baccarat shoe' by performing well below what is expected of you so you and said nefarious characters capitalize on inside counter bets to those placed by the majority of 'sports bettors'. See boxing.

2. For whatever reason you actually pick up a baccarat shoe off of the table and throw it.

 

Openly Going to Battle With a Casino:

1. Placing a wager on a position in any casino table game, slot machine, or even playing poker where your winnings are relatively large compared to the rake earned by the casino from you. Alternative methods of play that may classified as kinetic actions which do not fall under the general classification of battle with a casino or casino war include hit and run play, advantaged play (see Wizard of Vegas Forums), guerrilla warfare tactics and secret special forces tactics (See Billy Ray Valentine in Trading Places).

 

Curious But Shy:

1. One that views a lot of information about baccarat and baccarat play online in forums and social media but never makes any comment because they are concerned they might not being stating something correct or have other concerns about sharing their ideas and thoughts. They do not quite value the principle that sharing is caring. Their presence is evident by message board/ forum threads that have a lot of comments relative to the number of posts and active message boarders.

2. They are concerned about being viewed as a pro message boarder by society.

 

Poker gods:

1. When you really piss people off in the baccarat game and you piss them off so much that the poker gods come over and mess with you by putting a lot of tie outcomes in the baccarat shoe. See Brunson FX baccarat play on 04-17-2019 for reference and also reference consuming a lot of alcoholic beverages while playing baccarat for frame of mind reference.

2. Poker gods can generally have a good or bad influence on the poker games depending on whether you have been good or bad with your behavior and poker play.

 

how do you think on it

 

I posted your video on a new thread. This thread is to add some interesting definitions about baccarat like the following:


Kingpin:

1. A vertical bolt used as a pivot like in a truck - vroooooooooooooooom, truckie, truckie, truck.

2. A person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operation. 'the kingpins of the movie industry'.

3. Also called a 'center pin' or a 'five pin', is the pin at the very center in bowling.

4. Certain baccarat players who think very highly of themselves and their baccarat skills. Reference statements such as:

'This is on-line gaming, ok? It is frinkin' hard-A! In real casinos, I'm a kingpin! I am a high roller. I can walk in and do anything I want to do in a casino. It's very easy to win. But this, this deck looks kind of rigged!'

 

Baccarat skill....LMMFGDAO!!!!!!!

The only "skill" you need for baccarat is to keep walking past the tables all while laughing at those suckers. Now, if you have an accomplice like Phil Ivey did, that's a different story.

 

Testing a Baccarat Shoe:

A typical test of a baccarat shoe is looking at it. This may consist of viewing it for one or more seconds. As a result, it is not unheard of for an experienced baccarat player to test millions of baccarat shoes over the long run. Also, more testing may occur when one is banned from the casinos because of their baccarat skill. This is cool.

 

Except Phil Ivey has been told to pay back millions.

The skill when it comes to playing a 50-50 guessing game, is the staking plan

Don't get in too deep, the easiest way out of a hole is to stop digging. Friday I lost the first 5 shoes played, but ended the session ahead

 

Special Player:

A Special Player in baccarat believes that somebody who is new to baccarat would find a site to start posting on the game and post there for a few years, begin to get stalked by one of the other members who also becomes a global moderator, then leaves that site to come over here warn others with details of being stalked which results in 1 year and 2 months flame war with said other member/ global moderator trolling championship style here and then thinks that the newer baccarat player is that other member/ global moderator. This type of talent in the fields of logic and deductive reasoning are quite rare and hence the fitting title 'Special Player'.

 

Well it's been a coupla months now since the pricks at my local squeeze my out of ation:
or
Well it's been a couple months now since the pricks at my local squeeze me out of action:

Nobody knows what this means because the person that said this just wanted to say it and keep the meaning a secret. This is cool.

 

He also start stalking and harassing members over at WoV, some over there have all his info, phone number, who he works for. Almost guaranteed he was gonna attempt to tap you up for a loan with a suitable sob story. He's good at telling stories.

Hey, can you lose the bold and caps in the other thread and keep it focused on the pathological lair, otherwise glenda is the winner.

He threw the shoe, cos he lost a $50 bet 8-9, and had to live off spaghetti for the rest of the week and sell a bit of stuff on eBay

 

Again, in addition to all of yer other shortcoming you nave no reading comprehension skill, hey hey.

 

Psychopaths:

Repeatedly pound the tables on how they hate casinos and casino staff, but state they are awesome card players.
- See also: What in the entire fuck?
- See also: Decades long circle jerk of forum posters.
- See also: People who will never learn.
- See also: People that enjoy 'the benefits' of fractional reserve monetary systems, rigged capitalism, the military industrial complex, and everything else in the entire world that is completely actually 100% evil and rigged, but hate casinos when casinos actually offer one of the fairest opportunities that exists.

 

I've got my battle scars, I've seen the damage casinos inflict on a lot of regular punters. Even at my local B&M joint over a decade ago, a regular Roulette player gassed himself in his car in a local park. Their attitude was, "nobody asked him to gamble". 99.9% of them are utter cunts, dealers saying to winning players, "I don't care if you win, it's not my money". What a load of crap.

If they didn't care, they would never have mentioned it, in the first place. There was a super friendly dealer at my local, used to chat to him all the time, even sent him a post card when I went travelling funded by Baccarat. When I came back and was winning too often, he got his nose out of joint, but it was not his money right. It maybe not his money but they are jealous fuckers who work for the minimum wage. Some are okay, some are pricks.

A female dealer at another of my regular jaunts, had a million dollar smile guaranteed to open any door in the corporate world, fabulous personality, strong intellectual look feel about her. Any field she went into, Real Estate, Sales, whatever, you know she would succeed. got talking to her, turns out she has a uni degree in biology or chemistry. So I asked what the fuck is she doing working in a place like this, watching people lose money day in and day out, working alongside unscrupulous colleagues with their fake bullshit smile and sympathy.

She told me, both her parents were casino dealers!!! Let's say I continued to give here some forceful career advice and to examine the phycological hold her parents have over her. She genuinely thanked me, all I did was give her some solid advice which somebody gave me when I was signing on at the unemployment exchange when I was a teenager. I haven't seen her since, so hopefully that is somebody who will go on and lead a more fulfilling and satisfying life.

Huh? Every game has a house edge, if any player consistently wins, they will not sit idly by and let it continue forever, they will eventually act and will go to no lenghts to stop you.

(another story for another time)

 

That is what I thought. Just so you are aware, I can specifically call out over 5 +++ examples where I discussed play in a helpful manner with dealers and floor bosses from last night. This is not even including executive managers. Every time I play I keep thinking 'Wow, I must be so lucky that all my houses are so cool and I can do this with all the staff, and (Unmentioned factor this - I will never disclose), and (Unmentioned factor that - I will never disclose), and (Unmentioned factor this - I will never disclose), and (Unmentioned factor this - I will never disclose), and so on to the infinity degree. AND THEN I REALIZE THAT EXCEPT FOR A FEW ASPECTS AT SOME SELECT HOUSES IN MINOR MARKETS, ALL HOUSES ARE THE SAME AND IT IS THE PSYCHOPATHS I RUN INTO ONLINE AND OCCASIONALLY IN LIVE PLAY THAT HAVE THE ATTITUDE PROBLEM. YES, EXACTLY 100% WHICH IS WHY I PRO MESSAGE BOARD BRUHS AND DO NOT CARE TO ARGUE OR POST WHAT I KNOW ON HERE OR ANYWHERE AND MOST BACCARAT PLAYERS DO NOT POST.



'Casinos actually offer one of the fairest opportunities that exists.'

^^^ You dumb animals can't understand this, I refuse to help you.

 

Psychopath Part II

- See also:

You literally have to be joking. Just stop really.

 

It really sounds like you lost your rent money once again, so sad, too bad. Don't worry, I'll win for the little man..

 

Bbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaah, the whiny little beta bitch is back, hey hey.

 

Think we should show a little sympathy here, looks like he dropped a wedge at some casino and thought the casino staff were genuinely interested in what he was saying. <GRIN>..

Laughing my ass off, at the stupidity, sincerely.... You don't engage casino parasites, other than to say hello and that's it.