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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Junket King, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    So does that mean the horse worming tonic is no longer viable?
    I mean one would take an animal medication because someone on the interverse said it’s the real deal, yet totally ignore a scientific remedy for human.
    I was interested to note here in skipptophia press that larma saliva had Covid healing quality. I sure hope the horse worming product is still ok as I’m doing a roaring trade over the interverse selling 10mil vials for $100 postage paid.
    I wish we had monkeys here as I’m sure I could sell distilled monkey piss mixed in lama spit as a product.
    Disclaimer
    Please note I don’t endorse the product I just sell it as there is a market for it , until they die of course , but hey there’s still millions out there.

    The company motto is if you are stupid enough to order it , I may as well be smart enough to take your money. Postage 7 days delivery guaranteed.
    Cheers
     
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  2. gizmotron

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    No, not at all. It still works as effectively as it always has.
     
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  3. Nathan Detroit

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    Is that horse worming tonic recommended by the WHO. ?
     
  4. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member

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    Timing, it's all about timing, CoVid was killing people in Italy months before the Galwan valley incident.

    To be fair, the issue isn't The W.H.O, rather it's the puppet the Chinese rigged the vote to put in place. Tedros Ghebreyesus, that bastard who if he had any sense of decency would have stepped aside by now given all the controversy he has attracted, I'm surprised he didn't launch an investigation why some USA Athletics team didn't win any medals. Alas I guess he enjoys his fat pay packet and other perks from China.
     
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  5. Myrtlejones

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    No Trump
     
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  6. Myrtlejones

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    That is funny why not add some bleach
     
  7. Punkcity

    Punkcity Well-Known Member

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    Rlmao dam funny. Cheers
     

  8. Punkcity

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    Unfortunately it’s a prohibited postal chemical, we have terror alert here in skipptophia. Prior to state boarders being shut down there was a lucrative run of bleach . Amazing was people from qld would purchase from say nsw and nsw would purchase from qld. So a back fill was always available to make the return journey profitable.
    Just goes to show a fool and their money are easily parted.
    The monkey piss idea came about from the craze awhile back that people ( a very kind but loose description ) would pay top dollar for coffee beans that have been eaten by a monkey and reclaimed from that monkeys shit , they would grind up that beans and drink it.

    Monkey piss has to be a big seller as the monkey coffee bean shit flavour has already done the marketing hard work for you.
    Do you access to any monkey myrtle? I know for a fact lama is freely available in North America

    lol, what a time to do business. lol. Cheers
     
  9. Punkcity

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    My edit

    From what I read earlier in March 2020 and unfortunately I cannot reproduce the article , the earliest onset was detected in Italy as you stated, but was also attributed to Chinese tourists that had visited the Versace and I think Gucci factory/ outlet in October/November of 2019. There was also a link to an outbreak/ detection in France around the same time I believe.
    As far as timing goes it’s my conspiracy theory and if qanon etc don’t have to provide facts , time lines etc themselves, then I claim the same exemption .
    I’m currently trying to find the details for importing monkey piss into skipptophia. Cheers
    Lol.
     
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  10. Junket King

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    I've heard about that Monkey piss coffee, the market for that would be HUGE in China, even more so it the packing makes reference to erectile dysfunction qualities.


    I know somebody who fits that bill perfectly.
     
  11. Punkcity

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    Shoot a Melbourne doctors clinic has been fined for selling as a Covid remedy horse worming tablets for $85 each. Talk about dumb arzes, I buy in liquid form, in bulk, water it down with saline solution, water is too risky I don’t want to kill the client through my actions.
    Lol
    Then again they are probably the same doctors that had the illegal engagement party last month, all fined $5200 for breaking lockdown laws. Just shows even with an education they are still fuk wits.
    Oh monkey piss import update. Apparently I can label it as Congense jungle Chardonnay and can import with a liquor licence. All good. Cheers
     
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    Yeah you know you gotta be careful with that monkey piss coffee, if it’s got creamer in it then you know your barista has just given you a cup of hand job.
    That’s a cup of blow , not a cup of joe as they say in America.
    Cheers
     
  13. Daniela Kennedy

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    Hi all,

    On the subject of the corona, I really eanted to ask - have you changed your gambling habits due to the corona?

    I mean, have more people started gambling online, instead of in ground casinos and how do you feel about it?
     
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  14. Junket King

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    Yes, I haven't been to a casino in the last few years, not the cleanest of places in the best of times, unwashed, fleas in carpet, due to unwashed, coughing, nose pickers, many don't wash their hands after going for a piss or even a number 2. So with Corona going around, even more reason to stay away. Yes I played online, not the same, but what is the point of winning say $100k if you don't live to spend it.
     

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    The coconuts at my local require the mask and vaccines proof so needless to say I ain't returning until the bulls shits end and the normalcy return, hey hey.
     
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  16. Junket King

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    Given the recent announcements from both UK and USA Governments, there is hope.
     
  17. Nathan Detroit

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    Denmark is considering the corona virus as history .
     
  18. Junket King

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    Hmmm, a bit like Sweden who decided to let virus rip through society, zero social distancing, lowest death toil at one stage until it wasn't. Suffering one of the highest death toils in EU at one stage.

    The UK has basically lifted all restrictions, while the people in hospital is higher than this time last year, the major worry is this coming north hemisphere winter, when cases are expected to rise significantly, jabs in arms, no more lock-downs. Akin to Governments gambling with people's lives.

    USA and UK now consider the Chinese Corona-Virus becoming Endemic.
     
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    Must admit, I have a strong feeling the planet would be a better place without these idiots.

     

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