Misc The VCT Thread!

MISSION 146 WRITES: Think about it this way: Do you really want all of the staff in the pit taking a close notice of you every time you sit down before you've even played a hand?

Tater says: Did you stay at a Ramada Inn last night? You are on a roll today. GREAT job.

Get in. Get paid. Get out.

 

Kj writes: I remember this because when I moved to Vegas and saw that players just leave all their chip, I thought that asinine. Would you leave $600 in cash at your spot? or leave your wallet at your spot? No...of course not, but players will leave $600 (or more) in chips. Very strange.

I never leave all my chips. I might leave some red, but I take the green and black with me. Besides security concerns, it allows me to slip a couple chips in my pocket, so when I return, I just place the slightly smaller group down and have successfully ratholed, with no chance of being seen.

Tater says: The worst move you can make is to think you fooled the EITS. From their point of view, you're suggesting they are not doing their job. RATHOLE is like Russian roulette for a frequent player/winner.

I've left my chips at the table hundreds of times. Usually about $500. But my eyes rarely leave the table. KNOW YOUR DEALERS and their break times. IM surprised you don't already know this after 18 years.

 

The UNKewl one seems to be hinting that he's done with VCT. A likely story! he'll keep posting there (about MDawg) until he finally gives up blackjack for good, which sounds like he'll be quitting any day now.

Next, he'll be begging and pleading to be let back on WOV.

INDECISIVENESS is the UNKewl one's middle name.

 

Kj thread titled Unbanning of Moses.

Thanks KJ. But No Thanks.

Sort of a funny story. MY Dad loved the horse races. One thing we had in common was being light weights when it came to drinking beer.

So we are sitting in a bar in Sioux City SD. having a couple Michelob's. After the 2nd one, he exclaimed "those mulebacks pack quite a whollup to them." Sadly, my Dad loved my mom with all his heart. He was never the same after they divorced. Anyway, I knew what was coming next as he began to tear up.

He said "son, I'm just a one man woman." I CHUCKLED as he didn't realize he turned the words around.

I'm a one man forum. I like this forum.

 

KJ writes:
OH yeah, let the comments about how long I will stay away begin.

Tater says: You mean like the thread you started yesterday stating this will be my final post about Moses?

Just kidding KJrooski.

 

MISSION reference to KJ. I'M never posting here again....SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!

(Only because KewlJ asked)

Tater says: .and his boyfriend lied he wouldn't... .

Ric Flair was 17 time World Champion. Wait, that means he lost it 16 times.

 

RE Dietz:
Funny you brought this up, kewlJ. I'm 50/50 to have a forum in a month or two. I don't really want one because hosts require you to be responsible for content so you don't get ax murderers and porn freaks (like gordo and coach belly -- sorry, coach -- just kidding). So that could be an option for serious players because I won't tolerate any anti-science, anti-math nonsense. Believe it or not, I was actually considering inviting moses IF he promised to completely lay off fixations.

So on this, we think alike. It's an emotional thing -- the guy would benefit from a calm forum where there's some mutual respect. But I don't think your absence provides that. I think that has to come from within moses because he knows he's getting some respect and he's able to start with a clean slate.

Tater says: Great idea Mr. Dietz. A sports handicapping forum along the lines of the new cleaned up BJTF. Best of luck in your new venture. I will look forward to reading your sports handicapping posts and articles.

I'M happy here at GF. But will definitely tell my cousin and some bright young handicappers once you launch.

 

BOZ writes: Muslims hate gays…at least publicly. The faith says they should be killed. They throw them off roofs if caught. Note the key word is “if”. In their faith it’s better to fuck a camel or rape a women than be gay. Hell they still want to kill Salman Rushdie (Sal Bass to Seinfeld fans) to this day.

Tater says: That is some funny stuff right there Boz. I DONT care where you're from. DUCK, here comes Pee Wee. DUCK AGAIN, here comes KJ. WAIT! HERE comes their camel. OmG lmao

YOSEMITE Sam. "when I say whoa camel. I MEAN WHOOOOAAAA CAAMMEL.

 

TASHA writes: MDAWG said that "we went over my Baccarat wins and losses this trip and I’d say that I might be about even, or slightly up or down at Bacc." That is referring to BACCARAT only THIS TRIP only.

Tater says: Tasha, Tasha, Tasha. Your heart is in the right place. But where is your head? LET KJ have his little victory celebration party. HE lives for this. Maybe he will finally STFU.

 

If the UNKewl one (and a good many other bozos) had spent their time buying up TSLA the way I have for years now, instead of wasting time yapping about MDawg, they'd be their own MDawg Show now, instead of just an MDawg sideshow.

For how long now at these forums have I been advocating buying up and hodling TSLA, and BTC?

 

Kj writes: Tasha are you stupid or playing games and playing stupid? Either way this is why everyone hates you and no one would feel bad if someone were to cap your fucktard ass.

kewlj I've seen some people take the forums too seriously, likely done a bit myself and let me be the first to step up in this thread and say as much to you.

ACCOUNTING QUESTION WRITRS:
You're taking this too seriously.

Granted, you didn't wish death upon Tasha, just claimed that no one would care if she found a violent end. Which I think is as close as you can be without actively encouraging the violent ending.

I mean who cares 99% of gamblers are bad at math or whatever... or don't care and take the worst of it. If anyone believes Mdawg then who cares. If Mdawg hustles some low IQ person or convinces some other loser that losing gambling is winning, he won't be anywhere near the first or last.

TATER SAYS: ya think?

 

Kj writes: But I care. And I will always call that bullshit out.

TATER says. You called me out. I'M waiting. PUT UP OR shut up FOR MORE than a week.
Gutless coward.

 

SMurgerburger writes.So you announce to the world that you have an MGM host that will (illegally AFAIK) leak you the w/l of another player (a whale at that) just so you can prove to the world the fraudulence of some internet fraud that everyone remotely sharp recognizes as a fraud..

Tater says: Let's go with What makes KJ such a dipshit for $500 Alex. I MEAN AXEL.

Sadly, KJ really believes he accomplished something.
Dumbass!

Questionable.

 

RE Dietz: When you talk about "everyone remotely sharp," what percent of the population are you talking about? Let's pin it down. How many U.S. civilians reading MDawg's narratives on WoV would recognize them as a fraud without people pushing back and debunking him?

Tater writes: If I had a quarter for every expert opinion I heard in the sportsbook. OH, WAIT. I DO. Point is, grown men able to drive a car, go to movies, go on dates, etc.etc. Don't need KJ the great to point out every mother fukin, detail.

HE can barely play the game himself. KJ thinks the world of forums revolve around him. THAT ruins it for everyone else.

C'MON Mr. Deitz. You can't see that?

 

Coach Belly writes::LOL...Whatever MDawg's and Wizard's motives are, they have absolutely nothing to do with you.

Panic is obviously not a factor...and you're obviously deranged.

Tater says: Suppose KJ's death wasn't fake. He is reincarnated to save all the newbies, players, and pros from evil doers.

Then...it has everything to do with KJ. He is 3 steps ahead of all of us.

COULD be a family member keeping his spirit alive.

 

Mission 146 writes: Damnit, KewlJ, you went three days?

Fuck! I had the Under. The line was thirty hours.

Tater says: Give credit where credit is due. I THINK it was more like a week. Which is damn good considering it's KJ's 26th departure essay.

I took the under as well.

 

A quick count on VCT shows that KJ has started 11 different threads on MDawg. I probably missed a few. Will the latest developments at WoV hasten KJ's return to that sewer? Time will tell. Time will tell.

 

MDAWG BLEW the doors off KJ's obsession with Moses. Where else could Little Boy Blew go blow his horn?

 

UNJON writes: Whatever “proof” KJ showed is objectively inferior to the “proof” had he “ninja-assassinated” MDawg (seriously, how do you say that with a straight face. Better straight man than Bud Abbott). It doesn’t pass the smell test to argue the other way. Anyone that would disbelieve the goods from Cosmo, certainly disbelieves that KJ was the cause of MDawg posting a huge losing session. So congrats, you showed “proof” to those that already disbelieved MDawg. But keep patting yourselves on the back.

Tater says: Didn't KJ violate some AP PRO code? I dunno. BOB 21 stole my manual.

Bailiff whack his pee pee and take away his decoder ring for a month.