Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

This is sad:

 

Yeah, let's don't forget that old asshole. Do you know why? Because that old asshole can kick the Three Stooges, LarrySnivveler, FreddiedaCockaRoach, and LonePunk9's' asses hard. You lame dick MF's are the kings of the internet gambling trolls. You three idiot's couldn't make a betting decision if your lives depended on it. You ain't like me. You're sorry ass losing punks. Hell has no scorn in the internet gambling forums like losing scum sons of bitches. But I have a better name for you three...The Three Bustouts. Because thats all you three losing asses ever did. You always busted out because you are Three Idiots Three loser punks. Hell has no wrath like three loser punks.

I know damn well you three loser punks are going to tear into my ass and call me everything from a drunk to a racist. Fk you little maggots. Born stupid asses, all three of you. Since I know none of you can stand in a man's shoes I think I should call you the Three Twinkletoes or maybe the Three Cowards, hiding in you momma's basements posting up vile st on the internet.

There is one thing I positively know about you three losers. You have never posted up anything that adds to the overall knowledge of gambling on the internet. You three punks just want to stir shit like loser do.

If I want to I can fill this site up with meat and potatoes gambling knowledge and experience. I think I will do that just to piss wimps like you three off. Call me a racist all you want (not even close to the truth) but I will butcher you three with my gambling experience and knowledge.

I'm the best machine pro that God ever invented and can prove it with posts in other sections of this forum. I'm going to do that just to piss you three little ignoramus' off. None of the three of you can stand real gambling content. You three are nothing but a bunch of damn defeatists. I don't get my ass kicked in a fist fight, but you little bitches do.

Mickey Crimm
Great Falls, Montana

 

Now, I'm gonna go back and teach you kids a real lesson. A real hard life lesson. Its not going to be cute about Michael Shackleford, the Wizard of Odds. I goes back to about 2004. I was working an IGT video blackjack game that a lot of people didn't know about. It was a 100.03% game. I worked it wherever I found strong cashback. like 1% or 1.5%. Or maybe a strong drawing play. Except there was one rule in this video blackjack game I couldn't figure out. It was to complicated for me. The rule was called "Dealer stands on 6 cards." I was in situations where I stood on a 16 or maybe a 15 and the dealer would hit until 6 cards and have to stand. Sometimes I won those contests with a 16 over a 15, and sometimes I would lose with a 15 where the dealer had made a 16. I seemed to win most of those contests but I couldn't assign a monetary value to it because I simply didn't have the math skills. I knew that I had never seen that rule before and no one in the blackjack world had every seen that rule before.

So the Wizard of Odds had this little column called "Ask the Wizard." I put my question up to him about this rule and explained it to him in detail. I gave my name as "Mickey in Reno." The next time the Wiz's column came out it said this "Mickey in Reno wants to know what the payback for video keno is." And he gave his answer as "It depends on the payscale."

Now, I want you folks to know that I was a well respected professional gambler in Reno at the time. Other professionals knew me well. When the Wizard put that st in his column I got heckled by my friends "Hey, Mickey, what's the payback of video keno?" Then they laughed like hell. I was the butt of jokes. They all thought I had asked a simple question like that. Unbeknownst to them I was butchering the game on a higher level than they were because my knowledge about the game was on a higher lever than theirs.

But I had to eat that humiliation delivered by Shack. I've never forgotten it. He made me look like an idiot in front of my friends. Shack is not my favorite person.

 

I forgot to post up one thing about this video blackjack play and my asking the Wiz about the "Dealer stands on 6 cards" rule. About two weeks after I asked the question a new rule popped up in his "Rules Chart", "Dealer stands on 6 cards.". If not for me he would have never known about this blackjack rules variation. I'm sure he had the math skills to figure it out. But there was no way he was going to give anyone credit for asking about a rule no one ever heard of before. He took full credit in the blackjack world for coming up with the rule and what the add-on would be....and he made me look like a little punk ass gambler at the same time. From that point forward I always knew the Wizard was a selfish bastard.

 

This is about my history on WoV. I was only there for maybe a year and a half. I think I hold the record for suspensions without being nuked, about 7 of them in total. I made a lot of friends there. I met a lot of good people. I don't run them down like the Three Stoogesn( or maybe I should call them the Three Twinkletoes) do. I would get suspended over and over again for making drunk posts. Drunk posts got me suspended over an over again.

The reason I was so well liked by and large on WoV was because of my meat and potatoes gambling posts. When it comes to gambling I deliver meat and potatoes, folks, not pie in the sky bullSt. I'm the only person in the history of internet gambling forums who put up screenshots of plays and why they are plays. I gave them them real world analysis of advantage plays, strategically and mathematically. I put my analysis of games up for all the world to see. I didn't back down from showing them the mathematics of the game, knowing full well that there were a lot of degree'd mathematicans on that site. When you put yourself in that spot you have to think that if you are wrong just one iota on your math then look forward to all those mathematican's coming out of the woodwork and firing your ass up. This tenth grade educated son of a bitch never got fired up by one mathematician on WoV for being incorrect in my mathematical analysis of an advantage play. It speaks volumes about my ability in the spot, although I don't hold degree's like they do.

This is a statement I tell the whole world at this time in my life "I'm the best machine pro of all time. Bar none. I'm the best ever." From a man who hasn't drawn a paycheck in over 20 years, owns no business's, whose only income is derived from gambing machine play, I can simply tell you all that I'm the best that God evented in this spot. I'm the best machine pro of all time. With malice towards none I can also say to you that if you don't like it you can kiss my ass. I'm the best, period.

 

And my final exit from Wov. There were people bitching about my 7 suspensions without being nuked. They actually started bitching about my 5th suspension and why wasn't I treated like the rest. I not only had put up great gambling plays with screenshots, I told good gambling stories in the third person, actually auto-biographical. I knew I had many imagainations captured on WoV. I'm a full time gambler. Have been for over 20 years. I'm a veteran. I know the score. I made all those posts about the real gambling world when I was sober. But guess what, folks, I ain't always sober.

I knew what it was all leading to. It was a situation that couldn't survive. They loved reading my gambling stories when I was sober. Them and me hated reading my drunken diatribes. Believe my when I tell you that I hated reading my drunken diatribes when I woke up the next day. I never snivveled after a suspension. I blamed myself for all of them. It was the way it should be. Yes, I'm very good sober. But how am I when I'm drunk? Not very good at all. Most of WoV wanted to look over my drunk transgressions. And yes, a couple of moderators were known to wipe out my drunken diatribe posts. I don't think they were looking out after me. I think they wanted to save me so that others could know about strategic gambling on a level such as I play. They were fascinated with a man who could say that his only income was from machine play, that he had been that way for over 20 years, a man who told them the truth about what life is like when you are in that spot.

The final straw came when I was drunk one night and made mention of "those black SOB's." Shack had to do something about that. There is no way he could let such a racist remark stand on his site. They had to let me go. I never got to post again. I never got to explain the remark.

But I did get to read 1BB and a few others calling me a notorious racist. I got to read LarrySniveler calling me a racist. The funny thing to me is they no nothing of the circumstances I was in at the time. They are just knee jerk reactionaries acting like they ain't racists. Kiss my ass. I know the difference. The LarrySnivelers of the world are the real racists....because they act like they ain't racists. LarrySniveler suffers from white guilt. Its all the white mans fault. LarrySniveler is the worst kind of

 

Oh, Yes, there was one aspect I forget to address. The racist end of it. The one thing you peckerwoods have been accusing me of that I haven't addressed in all this time. The one thing I never got to address on WoV:

As for the "black SOB's" I made reference to that they finally pulled the plug on me on WoV. You candy ass little bitches ain't never been in a spot. You are all knee jerk "act like I'm not prejudiced" little punk boys. You yankee ass little bitches ain't never been in a spot. You think you have but you haven't. Shine on you little white punk piece of st that tell the world you ain't prejudiced. What the hell do you think I am? Some kind of idiot, idiot? Fk you, lightweights. Show me the person who lives without prejudice and I will show you Jesus of Nazareth.

Being outnumbered 9 to 1 at Fort Riley, Kansas by blacks against whites, being humiliated as a cowards, being terrorized in the spot by the black soldiers, sleeping under out bunks for fear of being knocked in the head with a sock full of rocks, being beat up at every opportunity by a gang of blacks, being summarily written off by the brass of the fort, some of us took our own tact. Death before dishonor, bitches. You can't kick my ass no more. Yes, I will admit that I'm nothing but a little white ass bitch, but guess what punk, since I already know I'm going to die at your hand, I'm going to beat the shit out of you "black SOB's" just for the general principle of it. Yeah, I know, you goddam sons of bitches, you are going to destroy me, but not before I kick off in your punk MF asses. I play fireball mail, bitches.

It was a time when I had to ask myself "Am I gonna cower and die? Am I gonna fight and die? What the hell am I going to be to myself?" I chose, and some other white soldiers chose, we were outnumbered 9 to 1, fight and die, fight and live, fight and show them bastards who the hell we are. So yes, I took a sock full of rocks and clubbed "those black SOB'S" It was easy to tell who the enemy was. They were black and we were white. Those of us who fought it were Mississippi, Louisiana, and Arkansas white boys. The riot at Fort Riley in 1973.

When it was over you little yankee ass white boys who wouldn't fight with us got treated with a whole lot better respect. But don't think twice its alright.

 

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste". Have some hair of the dog and get back to us, old man.

At least the Great Falls Rescue Mission has free WiFi. And who doesn't love a good story from 43 years ago? Please continue to regale us....good old boy.

 

For the dining pleasure of the general public, nugget puking will return to Las Vegas on April 18th. On that day a mob of misfits will descend upon the McDonalds at the D casino, 301 Fremont St.

With total disregard for their fellow human beings and with total disregard for someone's business, these uncouth, selfish slobs will unleash their boorish assault. Parents will have to attempt to explain it to their innocent children as they lose their appetites and become ill. They could be traumatized, have nightmares or other problems. I wonder if permission will be sought from McDonald's management. Perhaps they should be given a heads up by a "concerned citizen".

 

FrediedaCockaRoach made a response. To bad your ass never was. You just a little dreamer, loser, misfit, punk ass bitch. You never been in a tough spot, little FreddiedaCockaRoach. Little bitches like you got no shot in the world of gambing. Embiciles like you are to damn stupid. Flip that burger, bitch. Then get on the internet and prove what a nothing man you are. You one of the Three Stooges, dude. LarrySniveler, LickPuss9. and you. Never have beens, never were. Just losing suck ass moaning, whining little bitches.

I'll let you kiss my foot, maybe, if you ever show up in Great Falls. Or I might put my number ten right up your punk ass. One way or another, bitch. Losers like you are always going to be kissing my boot and getting my boot right up your ass. I can't stand little crying losers bitches like you. Little crybaby bitches.

 

I heard Great Falls had a new town drunk. What are you still doing there? Holding up 'a will work for food' sign on the exit ramp? Got change for a dollar?

 

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Your loser punk ass can't make a dime in the gambling world. Cry your heart out bitch.

 

MC proved here why he was nuked from wov. And also proved that a website and individuals can take colorful language and insults without resorting to censorship and punishment.

None of those posts above would have made it through wov without punishment, and or deletion.

I welcome the MC comments. I can survive, and if it ever comes to be too tedious to read his posts, I am a big boy...I can skip over them.

Its that simple

No anonymous person who doesnt know me personally can say anything that upsets me. While the socially backward folks at wov clamor to get punishment when they read such entries that MC has posted above, I say......speak your mind....go ahead.

You can be racist, you can be a drunk....its doesnt matter to me...I dont need to see you punished for being those things.

I can choose to read or not read your posts.

However since you dont know me there is nothing you can say that can hurt me to the point where I get angry and want retribution.

And you MC should feel the same way.

For the last 16 years I have spent the weekend in Reno 50 weekends a year( the other 2 weekends were due to bad weather going over the mountain...and staying home). I wouldnt be surprised if we didnt cross paths visually.

 

It is disgusting to sit near a person forcing down and gagging on food. Any type of food. It is disgusting to enter a food establishment and see a man on his way out vomiting into a trashcan. It sets a visual in my mind that I would think of each time I was near that establishment...preventing me from going in to make a purchase.

Its is a total disrespect of a business. For a man that cries that his website needs to be "respected"......its rather hypocritical.

the manboy will claim that mcdonalds can affort to lose a little business. Well who the heck is he to make a decision as to what a business he doesnt own should be able to forfeit in sales

And who the heck is he to inflict nauseating images on the general public who just wants to grab a bite to eat.

Oh yeah, thats right.....when he is not gaining enjoyment watching the execution of insects, he also loves to see humans suffer.Its so much fun to put up some money in order to see humans in gastrointestinal pain.

Its so much fun to see, the medical consequences of seeing what happens when the GI tract comes in contact with greasy fried food in large quantities in short periods of time.

Maybe he can find someone with undiagnosed gall bladder disease,......that would be so funny when the person is on the floor in agonizing pain, with an ambulance on the way. So so funny.

Oh he doesnt know that 100 mcnuggets can cause a gall bladder attack????? Even more reason to have the event.

The more people who are negatively impacted, ...the better.

But folks...be sure to treat his site with respect....remember...its "mikes place"

 

Why doesnt manboy, bring the contestants to his living room..around dinner time, and he can hold the contest in front of his wife and kids.

The contestants can sit on his sofa, and gag down the greasy food hunched over the living room coffee table......

the dude that brags that his son can perform this unhealthy task is my new candidate for father of the year.

Putting your son in harms way is definitely something every father strives for.

Does anyone doubt that its harmful to a human body to force down 100 pieces of greasy chicken in a short period of time???

Maybe he will also enroll his son in the "bang your head against the concrete wall" contest. Or for the younger children the "play in traffic for an hour without getting killed" contest. And what about the "draino enema" contest.

 

Larry, I'm not totally opposed to your opinion. I see it as being prophetic in a way. I was in total agreement with my own ban. For I simply didn't see any way to continue. I seen 1BB's crash coming. I seen so many more. They were going into different sets of rules. I never blamed anyone for my own suspensitions except me. I always knew there was something wrong with Shack. The 86'ing of kewlj confirmed my suspicions.He 86'd kewlj to placate his asshole friend, Norm Waterboy. Never have I seen such blatant disrespect in an internet forum.

 

Believe it or not, the guy that brags about his son is a doctor....a medical doctor. How sad. I second the nomination for father of the year. Way to go SOOPOOP.

 

You see Mickey....you're still here. You didn't fare as well on QFIT's/Waterboy's forum where you were banned after just 2 posts. Is this a great forum or what?

 

Freddy, I had no intention of staying on that site. QFIT is pushing his weight around to get kewlj banned from every forum he can. At first I thought you guys were nuts for all the bashing of WoV you do. But I went back and did some research. Shackleford has lost all credibilty. He created a new rule out of thin air, ex post facto, to ban kewlj from his site. He obviously did it for his friend, QFIT. Because the site is so heavily moderated the members have to watch what they say but its glaringly apparent that most members are highly upset at kewlj's banning.

What was kewlj's crime? Why is QFIT after him? QFIT has the number one blackjack site on the web. He sells lots of products to newbie blackjack counters. A couple of his "expert posters" (shills) purport that higher level counting systems "make 5X as much money" as a simple hi-lo. You will make a little more money with a higher level count but nothing approaching 5X. That is, if you are good enough to master it. So kewlj points out that newbies are spending more money to learn a higher level count that they probably can't master and QFIT it reaping the rewards for it. Thats why QFIT is after him.

 

Alan Mendelsen is a severe hypocrite. He resigned from WoV after telling them he had seen 18 yo's in a row once at a craps table. Of course the odds are in the billions to one. He basically just took some light ribbing from some WoV members. But he turns it into "I was insulted so I'm resigning." This makes Mendelsen a mega hypocrite. On his own forum for years he allowed his "friend" noted video poker quack, Rob Singer, to visciously and vilely attack every noted gambler who respectively said the system won't work. Singer has never ever put up proof that his "system" works. Its easy to explain why. It's a quack system.