Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

SOOPOOP is in Florida staying at The Villages along with wifey, his portfolio and his BS. He just bragged about the three scoops of tuna he ate. Not just any tuna...this was covered in spicy sauce. He's only got 25 WoV posts this month. Wifey must be keeping an eye on him. If you read between the lines...the guy can't take a dump without her permission. She's a dentist you know. Did he ever mention that? Ha ha...did he mention it more or less than100 times?

Lucky SOOPOOP is over 55 years old because new 'wifey' is 10 years younger and The Villages is for older people. I wonder if they snuck the wife's daughter in. He seems to really like her...not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you want to see SOOPOOP in action go to a WoV thread called" Anyone Want To Hang Out Tonight." There's photos of him posing with young women who he claimed asked him to pose after he told them he was a doctor. Not so hot blonde was there and exposed all his lies. The thread is 9 years old so you can only imagine what he looks like now. And not so hot blonde....well I'm being generous.

I wonder if new wifey knows that SOOPOO is his pet name for old wifey. Hey SOOPOOP...could you pass the tuna?

 

SooPoop is about 30 removed from being able to naturally attract anything half decent. And by naturally attract I mean without having to fund the directly fund a literal whore’s drug habit. Next time he comes to Vegas he should just cut to the chase and set up shop in Pahrump.

As for the wife’s daughter I can picture the poor girl waking up in the middle of the night with the feeling of being watched. Then looking over to the corner and seeing uncle SooPoop with his pants around his ankles beating off feverishly, EvenBlob/@SPIKE style. What a sicko!

 

Soopoop is definitely a brownosing cuckold creeper. What a bozo, it's very obvious why he brags non stop and tries to prop up his underlying inadequacies. One of the biggest forum simps in history.

 

You’ve nailed it @Ozzy !
I mean, get a load of this guy:



This guy is a total social loser. Who the duck approaches random women 25 years younger and begs them for a photo. Oh my portfolio! I bet they couldn’t get out of there fast enough when it was done. And look at his outfit! What a fucking doofus! Imagine him now 9 years later. I’m picturing 20lbs fatter, even less hair but still wearing exactly the same clothes. LOLZ

Then there’s this disaster:



FatBlonde! Apologies for anyone who has just thrown up in the back of their throat. She is repulsive! Guess what though: EvenBlob/ @SPIKE would still beat off to her. LOLZ

 

LOL clear as day writing on the wall with SOOPOOP. Check out the loser misfit in the background ! He reminds me of the ultimate goof Rusty Shackleford

 

When reading the putrid WoV forum one can't help noticing the blatant trolling that pollutes that already polluted board. It's the same people relentlessly going after anyone they don't like...all with the encouragement and approval of the crooked mods. They are organized, they gang up people they don't like and they gang up on anyone who doesn't think like them. In the past few days the following have been extra busy trolling:

Pokergrinder...multiple offenses...no action taken

DunceDear...multiple offenses...no action taken

AxelWolf...multiple offenses...no action taken

Darkoz...multiple offenses...no action taken

Rainman...multiple offenses...no action taken

Lilredrooster...multiple offenses...no action taken

Billryan...no offense...7 day suspension

Now old Billy can troll with the best of them but he did nothing this time. He's critical of the forum though so that's how they deal with him...suspending for made up offenses.

Let's give Dumb Dieter a pat on the back for another phony suspension but most of all for monitoring the forum on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and the day after Christmas. We all know Daddy Wizard wasn't doing it. He has told everyone that he spends his Christmas arguing with his wife because he doesn't like giving her gifts.

Jawohl! Herr Dieter. Jawohl! Herr DICKtator.

 

Don’t know much about Dieter & Gordo but I’m picturing them as a couple of total goofballs who barely function in regular society. Forum misfits who for some reason have been given power for the first time in their lives and are determined to make the most of it. Take that anyone standing in their way.

How close am I? LOLZ

 

DarkOz still clings to the ridiculous phrase and notion "I make $20,000. a week" notwithstanding that his very own qualifying words ("but not every week") gainsay the claim. It's not possible to analyze or even think deeply about someone whose claims are so nebulous and qualified.

Really, I think he lives in a separate reality. Like many of these characters on these forums.

When I post that I won a certain amount, I am exact and offer a Challenge to anyone who disputes. No takers to date! Just a lot of rainbowish unsuccessful nonsense trying to put the real player down.

 

It always surprises me how many people label themselves as "real players." It's a fascinating phrase, right out of Pinocchio.

"Real players," in host terms, are those who head to Pleasure Island and turn into asses while there.

Picture this. I bet 100 games a year. Fifty of them win. I write up adventure stories regarding each game that won, display the ticket that won, take a few pics of the nice suite I was staying in while betting that ticket, and I challenge anyone to dispute what I won on each of the 50 games.

Twice a year, I spice it up with a tale of a game that lost.

Not imaginative. Not convincing. And certainly not indicative of any expertise.

 

These idiots act like they're 2 year old... competing for Daddy Wizard's attention while he laughs at them for being so easily manipulated. It's all they have. They don't go to casinos and they certainly don't go to Vegas. Gweirdo is from Tennessee and I think dumb Dieter is from Wisconsin....not exactly the go to states for casinos.

A few posts back I mentioned the incessant trolling by the little boy's club at Wov and also mentioned the wrongful, spiteful suspension of billryan. There have been some new developments since the drunk with power Dieter puffed up his chest and suspended bill for 7 days.

Enter gordonm888. He just jumps in with no explanation and posted "billryan will indeed be getting an early release." What....does he think he's the governor or something? Granting a stay as he craps all over Dieter? How embarrassing for all involved. Sure enough...shortly after that post bill's suspension was rescinded. Along with Dieter's self esteem no doubt....leaving him to look like the incompetent fool that everyone knows he is.

So what does dumb Dieter do? He makes it look like it was his idea. He said: "It's National Playing Card Day eve, so I'm in a good mood." Huh? Nice try, Deets. Just like Daddy Wizard...letting his mood dictate the moderation of the board. These guys are as bad as the Beached Whale ever was.

Can't wait until National Bang an Amputee Day. After all...we want gweirdo to be in a good mood too.

 

Well, to be accurate, Tennessee has no casinos, so that's a problem vis-a-vis expertise, experience, in general knowing what you're talking about. You have to head to Cherokee (NC) from Gordo's neck of these woods.

And that is one obvious and strange issue that dovetails with my theory that Shackleford prefers to surround himself with people at a serious gambling informational deficit compared to him. The mods don't live in Las Vegas and rarely get there. And the site is called Wizard of Vegas. That does seem a very odd way to choose mods -- get people who know very little about Las Vegas for a Wizard of Vegas forum.

How do you defend that? Who thinks that is a good idea?

Thus, some posters who spend reasonable time in Las Vegas can spout nonsense, and the mods have no real idea whether the nonsense is true because they have no real LV experience.

Bizarre.

 

No one at that forum knows more about the ins and outs of Las Vegas casinos than I do. No one at that forum has spent more days, weeks, months at a time living in top Las Vegas casinos than I have. No one at that forum has spent more hours at the high limit tables than I have. No one at that forum has wagered anywhere near what I have wagered at the tables (approaching a two billion dollar handle). I'm the Pope of Las Vegas.

 

True. You spend time in Vegas.
True. You gamble a lot.
It is also True that you are a losing player, comped accordingly.

These things do not make you the Pope of Las Vegas. They make you just another losing gambler. This "Pope of Las Vegas" comment and the need to even say that, just completely exemplifies the level of your narcissism.

 

Evidently KJ spends alot of time in Vegas. Writing essays on his patio.

It's not that the wind is blowing. It's what the wind is blowing.

PopeDawg.

 

It's ridiculous exaggerations like that it make it hard to take seriously anything you say. You obviously have no idea how much a billion dollars is or you wouldn't say something so patently dumb. If somebody gave you $1,000 a day it would take you 2.7 years before you had a million dollars. To become a billionaire if somebody gave you $1,000 a day it would take you 2700 years. Yet you claim to have wagered 2 billion dollars in Las Vegas? Really?

 

I have no idea as to Mdawg's success. Don't really care. No offense meant Mdawg.

I'm curious why it's so important to all of you.

KJ, all of people, shouldn't be the one to complain. He needs to back up his issues with me first. KJ is a proven liar and coward. Also, a ratter outer.

 

I doubt Spike even knows what a handle is. I passed a billion dollar handle during my first phase of casino play, before I took my ten year or so hiatus.

BUT rather than have this degenerate into a urinating contest, a handle is the amount passed through the betting circle. In one night of play years and years ago, I was surprised to find that even with a mere $20K bankroll, I passed over a million through the circle in one very long night of play. By morning I hadn't even won or lost much, but the million plus handle was mentioned to me by the casino.

These days, given my average bet of well over a thousand a hand, and rapid fire way I play maybe sixty hands in a half hour, I'm doing a handle of around $75,000. per half hour of play.

 

Ditto for the mod from across the pond. The guy sits home playing $5 a hand online... no clue on anything Vegas. Maybe, as a thank you for their slavery, Weak Wizard could spring for plane tickets and bring these guys to Vegas.

 

Why is k.j. so important to you.

 

EvenBlob/@SPIKE thinks roulette can be beaten with the help of a ouija board and a deck of tarot cards so that should tell how much of an idea he has. File his opinion on winning in the trash can where it belongs. LOLZ