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Baccarat Brunson FX - FX Triple Threat

Discussion in 'Baccarat Forum' started by R19, Mar 27, 2019.

  1. John Blerg

    John Blerg Well-Known Member 👹 Troll 👹

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    U talk alot of fucking shit bro, but as I was playin baccrat last nite, i overheard 2 white peeps with ponytails talking about sucking each others dicks off at the Costco (cone the fuck on U know where Dat's at bro) and how they watch all the cars drive by as the other one is going down on the other. FUCK ME! right out in Da open, rite there at Commerce. Play Ur game with Boston and the northeast, but U fucking no and no well about the pony tail, the valley, your scared of COmpton and East LA, etc., fuck man Y do you repeatedly preach about the dealers and other players lack of respect for them. Dealers fucking suck my shit from my ass and Dats all they are good for, when there is no tolit paper, licking my asshole and crack clean, eating my Hersey bar in melted form, period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dealers are assholes cheats, colluding, scamming, nasty fucking peeps, period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    tell me Dat was not U at the Costco please within eye view of the Commerce???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    U cna come out brobette, tells us bout the shaved legs, the g strings, the condom use when you suck a stick, come Da fuck on brobette, tell us.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. R19

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    Still getting a kick watching this cat play his first everything! 4 in a row!, 5 in a row!, Tie winner FTW! For the love of the best roulette player in the entire world, can the bruh please buy 8 decks of cards and play some baccarat shoes that the bruh shuffles himself?

     
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  3. R19

    R19 Active Member

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    Oh boy do I need to pay attention! There is so much comedy platinum to be found in here!!!

    Actual quote from ^^^^ this video. Start at around 5:00, but the whole video rocks!

    'This is on-line gaming, ok? It is frinkin' hard-A! In real casinos, I'm a king pin! I am a high roller. I can walk in and do anything I want to do in a casino. It's very easy to win. But this, this deck looks kind of rigged! How in the heck did she pull that out? C'mon, what is the deal with this girl? She's usually really good...'

    Sincerely,
    Brunson FX


    I am going to send some pillows for the dealers and staff of that house so they don't bump their head when they keel over LTAO!!! One minute he is finally keeping his mouth shut about the dealers and the next he is talking about how he makes 20 large a week in his bizness!
     
  4. R19

    R19 Active Member

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    Yeah, if someone makes fun of dealers, casino staff, or even other players they might get a bad hand.

    :As::8s::7s:
     
  5. R19

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    The first round of the Pro Message Boarding Circuit Tour Masters in Portugal is about to start but I couldn't help share.

    Brunson FX is all pro now. He is Maverick with inversion negative G dives against the Russian Collusion MIG-39s, he Han Solo fighting the Jabba the Huts, he the only one in the casino with a plan, he gonna play the Doji Ties always jump, AND his phone keeps ringing 'Who this?' 'IT'S MONEY CALLING!!!'

     
  6. Junket King

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    Schizophrenia, one bad mutha fucker of a diseases, how strong are your meds Glenda???

    But seriously bro, what the fuck was the cause that turned you this way? Upbringing, clung to close to moma's skirt like most Ities?, Or massive gambling losses since 1979 sent you around the twist in order to face the truth, you simply reinvented yourself multiple times over.
     
  7. R19

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    I was very lucky and despite breaking my 'A' key in the opening round of the Pro Message Boarding Circuit Tour Masters in Portugal, I made it to round 2. This is the value of having more than one keyboard, and some spare letters in your backpack.

    I got super excited because in candlestick charting in the financial markets a Doji represents a period of time where the open equals the close so there could be some indecision in the market, etc., etc., etc.

    Well Brunson FX gets all into another baccarat shoe and experiences a massive Banker streaks of........... 8 in a row!!! which is really good news, and then the following hand comes up. It is no longer the morning so there is a lot more action because the late birds throw around mo money than the early birds.

    Player vs. Bank:

    :Kd::Qh::Td: vs. :Th::Kd::Td:


    Right after the cards are out, my telephone rings, and now I am super excited because I want to say 'Who this?' and have the person on the other end be like... 'IT'S MONEY CALLING!!!', and it's Brunson FX himself on the tele. The first thing he says after many comments of disbelief and talking about the Holy Grail is 'No, I am not saying that the Tie is a Doji...'

    You a famous cat Brunson!

    FML hahaha, there are baccarat shoes where the majority of Ties continue. Look it up.

     


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