Misc WizardOfVegas Forum is Dying

Many VCT members were nuked from WOV and enjoy the level of essentially unmoderated freedom offered at VCT.

It is a platform to hurl brickbats at WoV for some; for others it's a play pen to hurl their feces at one another, all in the name of "good sport."

For one or two it is a forum where they can let their freak flag fly, where they can be their inner, crazy self.

There's also some discussions of sin city, casinos, and gamblers.

Thanks for asking.

 

Not entirely true. I was told that VCT was a free for all, anarchy, no holds barred place where Posters can Troll as hard as they want with absolutely no consequences, and I Trolled hard and ended up getting a posting limit for almost five years that was just lifted in late 2023.

 

Karen, I think Dan muzzled you because you are a woman.

We gamblin' men fear the weaker sex: specifically we fear they'll get a hold of our bankroll and blow it on Church's Chicken before we can blow it at the casino.

 

Confirmed virgin and all round loser’s loser AZDuffman is at it again at the cyber wasteland. This time on the Kamala Harris thread opining about people who don’t have children. Perhaps channeling his own life experience.

https://diversitytomorrow.com/thread/3924/9/#post216576

Well this guy has first hand experience of being child-free so perhaps this is accurate. The clown has repeatedly told the world that he never wanted children so it checks out. I mean, if you could get pregnant from blowing loads into your own hand then he’d have created an entire army of little Duffman misfits. But he’s stuck in reality and having not even seen a real life pussy, let alone had the opportunity to cum in one, he has fulfilled his desire and remained childless.

As to the rest of his post:

• They do not get taken seriously - Check!
• Don’t get accepted socially - Check!
• Get talked about behind their back - Check!

The dumb fuck has no self-awareness whatsoever and has described himself to a tee! LOLZ

 

If I said I was referring to WoV member in good standing Sandybestdog would it be believable? LOLZ

https://wizardofvegas.com/member/sandybestdog/


And btw, don’t assume that I am a “he”. Although I may be packing a sizeable cock (albeit not quite in the 9.5 inch Singer league), you will recall that until EvenBlob/ @SPIKE showed up to complain, I was named Beached Whales Clitoris. Worth considering. LOLZ

 

Yes, Doofman is definitely strange but since EvenBob/Spike was mentioned, allow me to give him a shoutout. He who lives in a separate house from his wife...on the same property no less.

Here are some classics from the best of Spike archives...all from June 14, 2012:

"If I was stranded on a desert island, I'd much rather rather be there with an intelligent gay guy than most women I know."

"Sex with the same person is boring for most people."

"The Al Bundy character wasn't far off the mark. He'd do almost anything to get out of sex with his wife."

"When I was younger, I remember being bored with sex after two weeks with some girls."

Keep in mind that these quotes are over 12 years old...when he probably could still get it up.

 

EvenBlob/ @SPIKE says all this stuff like it makes him cool, carefree, walking his own path in life. He thinks it makes him above or better than the women he no longer has interest in fucking. Reality is that for those unfortunate enough to have been “romantically” involved with him this course of events would come as a relief. I mean, who wants to play second fiddle to a never-ending list of Internet forums and an army of stray cats?

It’s true that he is much older now. More feeble and pathetic looking, and certainly not cracking boners through any natural means. But don’t discount the wonders of modern medicine. He’d be going through Viagra at an alarming rate to keep the semen flowing from his tiny little ballsack to the screen of his computer. Remember, those pornhub uploads aren’t going to whack off to themselves! LOLZ

 

In his “adventures” thread, certified freak Terapined had the brainwave to post what everyone never knew they needed to relive - the 10 year old Mission146 nugget eating challenge video. The doofus was one of multiple people who videoed it and uploaded the evidence to YouTube.

https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gam...83-the-adventures-of-terapined/15/#post931376

He adds a little smiley face to his post after mentioning that it’s his iPad visible in the video keeping time. Is he actually proud to have been a part of this clown show? In any event, he should also have added a warning not to view during meal times. Seriously, if you’re currently eating or have recently eaten then close the video immediately!

Anyway, deadbeat welcher and all-round perennial loser Mission146 starts off strong, guzzling nugget after nugget but soon enough things take a turn and he slows down. He goes from prancing around the restaurant like some kind of demented heavyweight champ to staggering back and forth painfully. To try to get himself back in the game he does a few pushups on the floor. Yep, in the middle of a filthy McDonald’s restaurant, infront a bunch of unsuspecting strangers he is pretending to do a workout.

No idea how many nuggets this goofball actually got through because I couldn’t bring myself to watch the whole thing but thank goodness it was only part 1 that was posted. The events take a horrifying turn for the worse in part 2. A distressed Mission ends up getting the sweats and tapping out, half vomits in his mouth before rushing outside, barely making it in time to destroy the trash can 3 feet from the front door.

But perhaps the worst part is the grins on the faces of these morons. They’re all standing around laughing, mentally high-fiving each other like they’ve won the Super Bowl. There’s Manboy grinning from ear to ear as he films the whole spectacle, complete with tripod mounted camera. Seriously! And the poor diners forced to witness this! Probably scarred for for life!

This shit show was bad enough a decade ago. It takes a special kind of mental defective to think posting it again all these years later is what the forum needs. But hey, this is WoV! LOLZ

 

Look mammie, da baby, he talks!"

Mammie took a huge gulp of fireball: its blast of cinnamon soothed her frazzled nerves and helped her to endure the daily trials and travails presented by her rather bizarre daughter.

"Too bad he caint mop de floor" muttered mammie.

"I and I is takin' him to de 'sino mammie, sees you later..." and with that she put the shit-covered bundle of joy in her hideous handbag, adjusted her makeup and took the city bus to her favorite gambling palace.

Entering the maw of the Hole of Pestilence she espied a recent casino friend.

"Hey Emeril...quit autographing cook books and looks a' what I and I's gots here."

Emeril Lagasse put down the pen and groaned: "Oh fuck me, it's that degenerate nit-wit Karen McIntasha, the damn fool who still thinks I'm a wop."

The proud yet clearly autistic child stealer removed little Rob.Singer from her hideous handbag and proudly displayed him to Emeril.

"He looks and smells like shit, Karen...didn't your mammie teach you how to change a diaper and wash an infant?"

Rob.Singer looked at Karen and nodding his wee head said "Yeah, get with it, woman...this Portugese purveyor of gustatory bullshit does raise a good point about the state of my current hygiene but fuck it... lead me to the VP machines."

Karen got very mad: she slapped little Rob.Singer and said "Don't you back talks yo mammie, and by de by, Em-rill he be I-talian!"

"You really are stupid, woman, and you most certainly are not my mammie, bitch, and ..."

But before he could finish the slur an enraged Karen McIntasha grabbed him by the feet and with the power and speed available only to the nearly-insane she spun around several times and hurled her little bundle of joy far across the casino floor, spinning like a black discus.

The stinky projectile came to rest in the lap of a jaded high limit slot player; Judge V. blinked in shock at the intrusion and said to his nubile companion "Look, somebody threw away a perfectly good slave."

With that he wrapped the infant in his robe and said "Let's go, I gotta get back to the plantation and put this new one in the slave's quarters. He'll grow up to be a good field hand."

Karen McIntasha espied this and burst into tears, knowing that her little bundle of joy would never again be a part of her life.

"But 'dat's OK' she murmured, "I and I's still gots all mah casino friends."

Unknown to the players in this tragi-comedy Jules Kewl had espied the entire goings-on from his perch at the black jack table: he farted conspiratorially then dialed his husband and whispered "Hey Mohammed...guess what?"

 

Gee… 540 pages!! Long agony goin on 10 years. Seems to me that site is alive and kicking. I posted there in the BJ forum this month. Whats goin on? Hope the OP here is himself alive and kicking…..

 

Over at WoV...former mod/Wiz pal Michael Bluejay started an Election Polls thread. As a courtesy he sought Weak Wizards permission but the weak one couldn't be bothered to reply to his friend. Let's just say if it wasn't for Bluejay there may never have been a WoV. The guy may be a little weird but he is an excellent writer...clearly a professional who makes Mission look like a kindergartener.

Not so secret mod SOOPOOP responded to the post with kudos to Mr Bluejay...appreciating the post and his writing prowess. Enter goofy gordon a scant 22 minutes later. "I am closing this thread" he bellows. And he just had to post it in large black type.

Would gordy be so quick to close a thread if the topic was near and dear to him? How about something like...oh I don't know...his pervy fantasies? Sex with a female midget. And who can forget the 'sex with a female double amputee' that no normal person thinks about ever.

It could have been a good thread but fear not loyal cultists. Anyone looking for stimulation or gambling information on that 'gambling forum' can still peruse some of the classic gambling threads. Threads like I Love Cats, What Did You Eat Today, Wordle, Nathan's Corner, Chip of the day, Celebrity Deaths, Remember When and ,of course, the mesmerizing Discussion About The Suspension List. Nothing wrong with those except that the hypocrite running that broken down board has insisted that discussion be limited to Vegas and gambling. Except when HE feels like posting some self serving nonsense.

Why didn't gordy consult with Weak Wizard before closing the thread? Well...it's a secret they don't want you to know. Promise not to tell? Weak Wizard is in France...Lyon to be exact. Most likely staring at women until they're uncomfortable or perhaps paying hookers to 'guide' him around town. Wouldn't be the first time...would it?

 

There is nothing to poll. We gonna win in twuny twuny fo.

 

I like Hollywood. Hollywood is cool.

 

Original post was in 2015... So is it dead yet?

 

A thread called "Is This Mike Or AI" has been started on WoV. The gist of it is that Weak Wizard is in a video hawking Caesars Palace online. The thread hasn't generated much interest but most of those who responded believe the video is fake.

One cultist opined that Weak Wizard was stuck at Burning Man. Another thinks he's being held hostage. Still another asks if those with "Mike's" number have tried to contact him. To make matters worse, old "Mikey" made his last post on Aug 30th and hasn't logged in since. Oh, the humanity!

Allow me to allay everyone's fears. Your hero is alive and sort of well. Weak Wizard is in France and couldn't care less about the forum or anyone on it. When he's not butchering the French language, he's busy attempting a 900 mile bicycle on the Camino de Santiago and it's not going all that well.

The weather's not cooperating, he got 2 flat tires on his bike and he had to take a bus to seek medical attention for a very painful, swollen big toe...to which he treated everyone photos of. If it looks like a dork, talks like a dork... it must be a dork. Schadenfreude...right Spike?

 

It's been nine days since Weird Wizard dropped off the face of the earth and some of the loyal cultists are becoming frantic. This is the sixth day of his trip to France to do a 900 mile bicycle ride. Is he having fun yet? Poor weather, boo-boo on his toe and a malfunctioning bike. You tell me.

Certainly a few of Herr DICKtator's Bundeswehr know exactly where he is but they're not talking. Among those who know where he is are not so HotBlonde and SOOPOOP'S first wife. There are other but they have not been verified.

The rest of the board? Looks like they don't get the time of day. What else is new?

 

Oops! I almost forgot to mention one more person who knows where "Mikey" is...also verified. That would be none other than Angela. It makes sense though. You never know when she may be summoned to France to make yet another lame video.

 

REAL wizards ride the Camino on a unicycle.

 

On a unicycle while solving Rubik's cube with one hand and pleasuring himself with the other...at the same time naming all 50 states. Got to love a multi-tasker.

Question is which unicycle? The doofus has told the forum that he owns 11 of those bad boys...like most 'normal' 59 year old men.