Baccarat SNSKK versus PLBSR Bacarat methods

Nice thread JB

Here are some stats I posted over 10 years ago, somewhere. A few latched on to them, I think me posting this info gave birth to the great Walter Mitty stating his bet selection was both Golden and Proven.

This is a meaningless test run against 1600 shoes, which show betting against a P5 streak is a positive and viable strategy, like I say it is meaningless.



Anybody who can drag themselves away from their kitchen, know some shoes doesn't even produce a P5 streak, so it might be a bit of a long wait for .85 of a unit profit.

 

Thanks Junky I heart U

I should delete that last comment or my thread will be sent to die in the Land of the Lounge....


Glad.u didn't leave the forum and u took your prescribed calm the F down medication..

Where else would you post your photoshopped fake pics and made up casino war stories???


Yes.waiting for that 5p run will be the killer..

Unless you have access to tables with about 100 plus bacarat shoes going at the same time in 1 casino, 2 floors, and multiply that times at least 3 casinos within 3 minute drive, 12 min walk of each other .. but that doesn't exist anywhere does it??? Not with mostly all with minimums below $100 USD, between $10 USD to $100 USD minimums.....

Maybe only 200 tables going on at a time....

Hmmmm...
Let me.think on that...

You might have just given me an idea for my next fictional kitchen test....

Maybe just maybe I can get punky away from raising his racoons amd out of his Nursing Home and come test with me.

 

Reviewing my stuff for a fake casino Trip Report, this will include fake pics and stories, so don't state the obvious and come hate in my thread ..

Kitchen testing and Fake casinoverse trip reporting is an Illness and shouldn't be made fun off... Just read and move on to the next REAL players...I'm.only entertaining Punkys racoons so they don't bite his other ear off, and the FatHeadLax Nursing Company LLC community ...

HeyYOHeyYOHeyYO

 

Not meaningless, this holds up on my data. I have a whole thread on this, complete with comments from you. Hard to bet, though.

https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/pppp-bet-b-update.22290/

You could bet this like I did the thread as your only strategy. Honestly, if I were betting this I would just work it into my arsenal, one or two bets max when the opportunity arose then abandon if it did not work out. I would not want to get in a situation where I was betting against a 15 player streak when I was already deep into my money management funds.

 

FatheadLax...

Ur tempting me to to fake kitchen test this in my fake casinos that I can walk around and bet 100s of tables. .. good exercise too .. i.might drop some.weight too.. below 400pounds is my goal this year...it was the pandemic..I couldn't stop eating.. joke forum princesses...

 

Okay, someone needs to explain the history of the Airelax <sp>. The poster everyone loves to hate. Was this at Gamblers Glen?

 

Deflecting I see FatHeadlax..

Good strategy but the forum princesses are too smart for that..

Yeah me too request that someone explain this as it is funny part of this forum...

Maybe open up a new thread "WhoTheFkk is AlRelax and why should YOU and YOUR pet Racoons care"

 

Nooooooooo! According to sox all who are new or weird are Alrelax. Soxfn is weird - he is really Alrelax!!!!!

Alrelax is Glen Lawrence the owner of betselection.cc Not a secret. He has come in here faking it a few times but not that much I don't think. You can tell a little by his writing style. I don't think he has come here in a while.

I'm banned just like I am banned from BTC.

 

Thanks for the explanation.

 

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Warning this may or.may not be an actual or fictional NO-kokonuts attempt at the bacaratzz coinflip game
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Warning to the forum princesses, this may also have some 5cent attempt at being humorous, so don't get your panties in a wad around your small baby kokonuts....
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After 45 shoes Played live:
SoxyNoSuk-KockKonuts Method

SNSKK Method VERSION 1

-8 Unit Precomish ( results are not so accurate from shoe results 17 through 45) quit shoe early hand 55


PunkyLadyBoySluttyRacoon Method

PLBSR Method VERSION 9inch

Aka (Is that a kokonut in your pants or are you just happy to see me method)

(aka you can't handle my Kokonuts method)
(aka is Punky really Alrelaxxx method)

+24 Precomish
Full.update below...

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Kitchen table update..long winded ..got the long winded infection from punky ....

45 shoes Played, mostly alone and at about 17 shoes in , I stopped tracking to hand 75, and only to hand 55 to save time as required by this casino to reset/reshuffle/bring out a new randomized (lol) shoe,

this was done because the punky flavored method(stop/reset while ahead to walk around the casino to look for ladyboys for late night slutty times) was way ahead (+12 after 17 shoes Vs -6 for the full Soxman Copycut version) precomision....

And then I played exclusively that version from shoe 17 to 45....


About 6 days at the Casinos..

Yes, comped 5 Star hotels (NoBU), food, rooms, girls, massages, facials (not what your thinking punky, don't get eggcited), ladyboys,racoons etc

Yes, orientals (Korean and Chinese and Donating Kind, Soxman please explain how these cats can be such good cooks and so smart..yet have a faulty gambling gene)

And even a Special Russian Donater popped in,with about $300K USD, betting 10K-15k USD per hand and about 2k to 4k on ALL the bonuses every hand..he lost about $100k in about 15 mins and laughed it off and walked away with his.entourage...

luckily my one little $100 not-kokonut bet was on the same side as him and I think one of the only times he won....

I've been known to.pull my little $100 minimum bet when this kokonuts start loosing emotional control and slamming $3K,$5K,$10K,$15K + bets at my little $100 table.

Just hate to see the carwreks sometimes and feel bad if my luckyness contributes to their demise...

Do any. of the other fictional kitchen testing katz feel that way? Soxy, Punky, Junky, Fatty, Jae??????

While the Russian was donating I was daydreaming what if I had big Russian kokonuts, would i.bet that high???

If I did have big Russian kokonuts I would have ended up +$169,300 on a $10k USD flat bet after my 45 shoe trip.,.+16.9 units .. fictionally of course ..
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First off .......
Thanks Punky/Soxman/Junky/Jae/FatHeadLax/Turbo for.sharing.your ideas...and forum contributions... Not necessarily in that order.... Remember BROs Before HOEs
I blended them and came up with a
Fictional Way to.play that I think will work at the casinos If I cAn ever borrow the money or scam a.fellow forum member .. joke admin please don't move my post to the Lounge again.
I might post some of the more interesting shoes if I get bored and if there is Interest...
I play $100 units, commission table, unlimited free hands (only chance there is to win long term in my amateur opinion, because playing the half price Banker pay version is Kokonutz...unless you use the Phil Ivey Method...google it)
After 17 shoes I was down about $600 plus komish (8 units drawdown was not that bad about $800 plus the comish) playing the full on copycat Soxman No-kokonut-No-Suk-Kok version as deciphered by FatHeadLax......
I was tracking the Punky Ladyboy flavored Soxman version at the same.time.and it was.up +12 units minus komish same shoes.. almost same NotKokonut bets...
So me being a Smart flavored cat I decided to play the rest of my trip using the ladyboy flavored version.
The results of the.full.soxman version are distorted after shoe 17 as I didn't play out the whole shoe.. I requested new randomized (yes punky lol) shoe after hand 55.
But i continued.to track out of curiosity..etc
At about shoe 39 Soxman full flavor was at it's Lowest of (-17 units) while the Punky ladyboyflavored (soxmans selections with my take on Punkys MM) was +20 . (Yes I know internet gangsters .5 a shoe average sucks, but imagine if I was a Russian donator flavor with big kokoNUTS (quit salivating Punky/Jae) ) and I might be making up that huge .5 unit success too... That Russian kokonut would have been up $169k if he wouldve copied my bets with a $10k flat bet ...and be willing to play 45 shoes over 6 days lol... """"Pay with money or time as Punky would say"""""
Boring myself now so I'll wrap it up ..
Ended the 45 shoe kitchen test
Soxman full flavor -8
PunkyLadyboyRacoon flavor +24
After commission cleared +16.96 units or about $1700 with the punkyMM, yeah suks I know internet Koin flipper's.. but I plan to move up to $500 flat bet once I get forum donations... And then the total will be a more respectable $8500 for the fictional 6 day 45 shoe grind.... Just send money to my cashApp
®BigRussiankokonuts joke admin...
YoYoYo

 

Sorry for the fxxx up spacing on my post, i tried to correct it but it timed.out again..

 

In reply to your question re carwreck players losing do I feel sorry for them and pull my bet off the table?

Emphatic

NO .

I will remove my bet if they pay me, they must solicit me.

This is my profession, I’m a professional, this is my bankroll I’m not in the least concerned about other people bankroll. I don’t mind them betting against me as I know I have a superstar selection criteria. I don’t ask for tips from them if they follow my selection criteria nor do I sabotage them if they do follow me, example change bet place just before no more bets are called by dealer. I noticed some doing this , sad but true.

Here is the thing

I always place my bet FIRST majority of the time, 90-99% of the time. I know what my next hand is to be bet on before they deal this hand through, if I lose this hand it will be a bet on X , if I WIN this current hand about to be dealt my next hand is Y.
Tie bet remains the same.

9 times out of 10 that car wreck is wavering WHAT to be on next , when they anyone scowls or comment to me about my puny ( in their opinion) opperset bet i point out to them my bet was placed BEFORE theirs and they are in fact opposing me.

The time aspect of waiting for each hand to take 10 minutes or more to be resolved while these poser glamour carwrecks are haemorrhaging from all body openings is the main reason I now play a stadium set up. I get 10 hands in , played done and dusted and out with a profit of up to $5000 plus while they show pony their $2000 bet in the 10 min 1 bet timeframe. And they lost. Lol.

No , if I’m on the table I bet my game regardless, AND yes sometimes I lose much to the pleasure of some, but the real locals know not to bet against me, it’s usually the newbies , the flash in the pan pussy princess male, female, non gender specific. Lol. Cheers

 

Lol epic humour post, has everything in it sarcasm, wit both valed and implied and also obvious, word play and innuendo.

Nice work. Was a jiloy to read

oh when we say “nice” it’s pronounced more like “knowice” probably a longer emphasis on the o almost an O and a half not quite a Double “O”, skipptophia 101. Lol. Cheers

 

thanks

I'm glad I could entertain another KoKonut Grandpa besides Soxy and Junky...

I'm still working on the stuff you asked me about in this and other thread.. ur my only forum friend besides maybe FatheadLax..I also spammed your email with bacarats stuff me and FatheadLax have been kitchen testing reference my last 45 shoes played.. just ignore the last 90 emails or so if u dont want to deal with infantile baby bacarats thoughts lol . it came from the soxylovesjunky email.. yes email is real ..

Take care and i.hope the ear heals quickly.

Masks are mandatory here still just not have to show vaccinated proof any more

Also will.you be going to WSOP this year? I need a.backer.. for.the pokers not the CoinFlip Bakaratz ..lol. And no not that type of Backer ... Dont get eGGxited...

Yoyoyo






I sent u the vid of second RNG machine I found here.. weird new machine... I dropped quick 10 units trying to adhere to your fastfood KoKonut method (at least what my little brain could decipher)

 

WSOP backer was a Joke..do t

WSOP Backer was a joke don't get ur babykokonuts twisted in your panties...

Plus I'm sure Soxman or Junky will gladly Back me with their Bacarat millions winnings.

By the way do u trade stocks . I got an Asian stock I've been day trading past few weeks that I will hopefully clear about 10 to 20k in today's scalp ...
I would have never thought this company was viable but now that I'm in the land of the Oriental Brownies (as Soxman calls them) I see the.company through oriental eyes.

Just email me.if.u want the details.. I'm Banging $200k USD trades though... I'll.send you fake internet Charles Schwab proof..

And.yes this is as fake as my casino trip Reports.. but it is legal US stock market gambling.... Lol

YoyoYo

 

Thanks but no thanks, I do forex and asx only, I know our political climate here, rules and regulations, I’m with an skipptophia trading institution that is registered and regulated by skipptophia suits and not a foreign money maker exchange that is accessible through offshore banking etc. I don’t invest in any mining company that have the bulk of there business ( mines) in any Asian or African state, too volatile military/ politics, economic etc.

I approached it similar to my selection criteria be it baccarat, roulette or sports betting as described previously numerous posts.
Thanks for the offer but good luck to you as you are there and “ can see it from the location perspective” my advice be ready to pull the trigger on an exit at a moment notice. Dead cats don’t really bounce. Lol. Cheers and thanks.

 

Definety A , thought your A Catagory was way higher like 95% on a first quick read

 

I would be a liar or degen at minimum if I believe at 96%+ on anything gambling related. I would use junket king story of the miss deal baccarat he bet on and it still lost even though he knew 4 of the 5 cards. A post of his recent this forum, worth the read. Cheers

 

WHAT???? What the Fuck, nothing faked here fella.

There is an entire thread exposing this extreme narcissist.
https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/bet-selection-cc-shady-dealing.9869/page-50#post-133260

100%, as my mat8 used to say, "you don't pay my bills".

Never a truer word spoken.

 

It was a joke Princess

I know you are a real Russian with big kokoNUTS.

Your my idol and I want to be like you when my coconuts drop and start to grow.

I even Use the same photoshop techniques as you with the fake money.. didn't you see my pics???

Yoyoyo