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Baccarat Who likes to win?

Discussion in 'Baccarat Forum' started by Simplebetwins, Apr 20, 2022.

  1. Simplebetwins

    Simplebetwins Member

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    Guys, dont take some jokes too sirius :D
    That text for soxfan was just a little sarcastic joke :rolleyes:

    You all probably play better than me because i only win money when i martingale my bets, you guys make it flatbetting, if its true.

    I dont know thoes names that you Jacob provided, i m new to this forum.

    And i have nothing against you all guys, im just saying, i martingale my bets, if you guys dont like it, thats okei, it will not change my results but i can post here some results of how far its possible to run with martingale and how much you can take it out from those runs and you can maby someday put your egos a side and just give it a try, it will be like a side hustle, deposit little bit money in online and hit all day long from time to time, its really easy and asks almost zero effort.

    Have a grate day you all.
     
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  2. porky

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    Nope no one is better than you. Not one person has ever beaten Baccarat steadily flat betting. Has not happened in a few hundred years and will continue not to happen. It is stuff these guys try to convince others that they can do. One guy used to claim he won flat betting and when he went to explain how he was doing it. Guess what after so many losses he would up his bet. He tried to convince everyone that because he was betting the increased bet at that level it was still flat betting and not a progression.

    What makes what your doing robust is not random vs random. Your picking your sequences to play so its not random. But with a martingale with a cap on it you could win for quite a while with a hit and run. Or you could lose your ass out the gate. What's so wrong with using different bet selections and a three step marty? Make the four unit your base bet. When the marty fails work the four unit bets. There is so many ways around it.

    The thing is mm has to be something your comfortable with. And you can always lose. It's called gambling for a reason....
     
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  3. JacobBlaze

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    Yeah Simply... Just running forum jokes... To get the forum princesses Punky and FatheadLax Stirred up.. You would have to be a forum degen kitchen tester like me, Soxy, Punky, Junky..etc... To get the jokes ...

    Anyway I was going to say Congratz on ur thread, but a Thread here is not a GreatThread unless you have the Great Junky and Soxy fighting and Punky writing up a long ass post and spouting off the benefits of the Stadium Baks and Kangaroo meat.

    If that has happened already disregard and sorry for wasting internet's space again.


    YoHeyYoHeyYo
     
  4. Nathan Detroit

    Nathan Detroit Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    There seems to be a misunderstanding here. Are you using the marti as a positive progression ?

    Just a thought . Like the Paroli 1 2 4 .
     
  5. JacobBlaze

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    Everytime my No-kokonut copycat Soxy method starts going negative I'm reminded of your testing thread and the 80+ drawdown you experienced but kept on keeping on....

    Yoyoyo
     
  6. Simplebetwins

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    Thanks porky for your feedback.
    Yes about that flatbeting, i really think that its impossible to win like that but who knows maby with a stady hard focus and discipline you can reach some results but its a nightmare grind and i dont want to go trough that.

    So why i dont use OTHER, updated martys, i dont like to bet smaller, i like to double my bets and go for bigger reward, sometimes after 2 misses in my pattern, i rais up a bit my money, give it +1 more unit so when i hit i make 2-3 units.
    I do it because i win a lot, so i try to go for good deep runs, month, two, or three and at start you can even run it up from 64 dolars, its enough to take down good bankroll after month, at the end reward is grate.
    You can even make your self a 3 accounts and play all of them every day, one of them will reach far or all three will go for run.... But who knows, maby you will be that unlucky guy who will lose but its a rare thing...

    And one more thing - imagine you take a pattern of 6, whats the odds of you to hit all of them?? And you have to open table at the right time when this pattern will start going... In my mind its so impossible to miss... :D
    The thing is, if some of you guys dont believe that pattern can hold you, then bet against it, simple.

    So at the end its gamble guys and i better take the risk by doubling my bets and start my run as small as i feel comfortable with, then just start to run it up and hope stars are on my side and will run smoothly trought months..


    Lets make it happen!
    Just give some of you guys a try
     
  7. Simplebetwins

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    Ask yourself, are you guys really that unlucky?

    Start small, see how it goes, adopt to it so you dont do stupid staff when you have to bet 3200 to win 100 :D
     

  8. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member Compulsive Liar

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    NO

    For the same reasons why nobody has managed to pull this off
    https://www.gamblingforums.com/threads/how-to-turn-£75-£5250-or-150-10-000-for-28-hrs-effort.13575/


    Yeah I do recall that clown
     
  9. SPIKE

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    I had to laugh. This guy just doesn't get it, pushing a Martingale on a forum that has actual gamblers on it. What a waste of time.
     
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  10. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member Compulsive Liar

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    Could be a casino stodge? I read a few days ago that snowball aka Sir Anyone is on the wrong side of the fence
     
  11. Nathan Detroit

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    A stooge of what casino ? Vention in L V ? How classy does one get ?


    ROFLMAO.
     
  12. Simplebetwins

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    Guys you funny! Pushing martingale :D

    What else i will push, a flatbet on random? Maby after 7 years you will flatbet yourself a new car. :D


    Blessings at tables comrades!
     
  13. Nathan Detroit

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    A genuine NUT has surfaced ,\
     
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  14. Nathan Detroit

    Nathan Detroit Well-Known Member Founding Member

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    Let this nutty topic whither on the vine . Put it out of its misery .
     
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    So where is sheriff Dietz?
    Here is a cause he could “save the uniformed, the gullible easily impressed degenerate gambler”

    Sheriff Dietz why haven’t you taken the thread starter to task over using an OBVIOUS lazy man loosing staking strategy being a Marty?

    Sheriff Dietz kicking back sipping free drinks off the backs of gullible gambler , have a another slice of hypocrisy honey bleach pie.

    Lol
     
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  16. Junket King

    Junket King Well-Known Member Compulsive Liar

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    I see what you did there, either a Marty or Flat Bet, LOL

    If you are a stodge, here is how a Martingale might work at the tables.

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    upload_2022-4-26_5-37-45.png


    And lots of variations in-between.
     

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  17. SPIKE

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    You will Marty yourself into the poorhouse long before you're able to buy a car. Guaranteed.
     
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  18. Simplebetwins

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    Junket, maby noone from your friends circle never done it before...

    Guys why are you so unhappy??? Im just a man who understands that bigger possibility for me to make money is by doubling my bets and its not so time consuming, i dont want to spend at tables all waking hours, i dont want to sit and go trought completely random events to make strategy that is static that will somehow compress all this possibilitys that randomness gives you and will make me a fortune...

    ITS NOT HOW IT WORKS

    Faster you will understand this the more time you will have to enjoy your life.

    Even if you are an old gambler who somehow lost with martingale at some point in his life when he played like 2 straight hours at table and run on that little possibilitie that can destroy you, your fears are eating your time while you are flattbetting 5 hours at table...

    I dont want to be rude but guys, you are grownups, please, shut the fuck up your dumb mouths if you still lose at baccarat, if you win and you are really happy with what you make then go to other people posts were they talk about what TRIGGER you need to w8 until you can bet.



    Such a nonsense, wtf is wrong with people.

    They will sit in my thread and tell people that its not possible but they never tried it, logic, please, hit this guys with a table or somthing.
     
  19. SPIKE

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    The Marty will soon make you flat broke and you'll have as much time as you want to enjoy your life. Because that's what a Marty actually does makes you lose at lightning speed. As I'm sure you've already found out. Why you're here blowing smoke about how great it is makes no sense.
     
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  20. Simplebetwins

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    Okei Spike but actually i am doing opposite of what you are saying. I am winning everyday with a lighting speed! :D

    Even if you are so negative towards me, I highly encourage you to start doing it too.
    You will start to smile more often.

    Best wishes to you buddy!
     

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